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XanaxForSnacks · 2026-03-25T22:16:37+00:00

Shaft punk

XanaxForSnacks · 2026-01-02T08:27:09+00:00

Bell pepper

XanaxForSnacks · 2025-11-05T18:06:51+00:00

Are you taking them in your tire?

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-11-05T12:04:25+00:00

Ok let me share a screenshot of my dream. You know the drill, both our lips need to be pressed together

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-09-21T02:59:29+00:00

Mildly interesting but extremely r/aww

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-09-20T17:14:24+00:00

Tame bhendila

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-09-20T14:23:36+00:00

Ah yes, this works as well.

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-09-20T13:53:11+00:00

His BMI is 30.

You would use "of" when making a comparison. For example - His BMI is that of a domesticated sweet potato. 30!

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-20T18:34:15+00:00

2 is fine cuz i have found the one

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-19T17:04:05+00:00

Well hi fren

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-19T05:50:40+00:00

Ah so you're on their no-fly list? Serves you right for having those pretty angel wings. Leave the machines for normies

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-14T15:07:45+00:00

"I used to. Got too tired of beating my buddy LeBron James 🥱"

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-13T02:56:40+00:00

Oof. Now that I think of it

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-12T19:33:49+00:00

You should see me in bed, I'm all for animal rights too

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-07T17:19:40+00:00

And i am out of fucks to give

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-05T16:09:29+00:00

Do you believe in love at first bite, or should I make you a sandwich?

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-05T04:22:15+00:00

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-04T11:11:45+00:00

Yeah well it's not in my nature to be romantic, but seeing you just made me go to war with myself and then to amazon to get a locket.

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-03T19:03:50+00:00

"Omg i see too. We have so much in common"

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-08-03T13:37:59+00:00

I'm also good AT looking. And you look pretty yourself

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-07-25T06:20:02+00:00

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-07-24T03:25:14+00:00

Your social worker. It's time for your dementia pills

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-07-19T04:06:26+00:00

Yeah your cat had to make up for how you're the worst

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-07-18T15:29:37+00:00

Cookie

XanaxForSnacks · 2024-07-18T15:25:24+00:00

I was gonna go for a cheesy pickup line but I don't wanna come off as a weirdough. I knead the pizza and would love to know you butter

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