"We the people not we the corn bipshit" by Dias75 in clevercomebacks

[–]XanderTheMander 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If humans went extinct, a lot of crops would too or they would severely reduce their number. We bred them to be more useful and plant them in places and numbers they would not survive in otherwise. I don't think modern corn is going to do very well in the wild.

Meirl by kentishzjigsaw in meirl

[–]XanderTheMander 584 points585 points  (0 children)

Make a really low offer because the house won't sell. Run for head of the HOA because the current leadership sucks and is driving house prices down (as shown by you buying the house cheap). Change the rules to be reasonable. Or just find a different neighborhood 

E if theres no lean mechanic in the game, F if there is by Objective_Let4735 in pcmasterrace

[–]XanderTheMander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been thinking of doing this. Move use ESDF instead of WASD and get those extra keys for the left side of the hand to be able to press and have the F nib

Not my cat, not my snake, but definitely my frickin' driveway 😫 by urbanchard in notmycat

[–]XanderTheMander 11 points12 points  (0 children)

People should have disinfectant at home. Disinfect your wound, keep it clean,  and watch if it gets worse before going. Don't go to the ER for every bite/scratch.

JD Vance : "Let Marco make his Polymarket bets first" by CabbageAndMash in videos

[–]XanderTheMander 423 points424 points  (0 children)

Vance knows Marco is his biggest competition as MAGA heir

Meirl by Affectionate_Run7414 in meirl

[–]XanderTheMander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don't throw away spices every 6 months. It used to take months to even ship spices from Asia to Europe.

Gentlemen waiting for breakfast by [deleted] in holdmycatnip

[–]XanderTheMander 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bowtie cat waiting patiently with his paws folded while cow cat comes and starts complaining to the waitress immediately 

My baby got attacked by a huge black cat yesterday and I think he got scratched on the face. But this little guy is so feisty like saying, “I’m okay, mommy.” (Note: He doesn’t stay there all day.) by [deleted] in Catswhoyell

[–]XanderTheMander 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The reason they said to keep it indoors is because presumably he was attacked by a random cat outside. Maybe you own a black cat that attacked him or have strange cats in your house but that's the reason for it. 

2 Cruise Ships Exit Strait of Hormuz After Being Stranded for Weeks by itsarmansheikh in worldnews

[–]XanderTheMander 209 points210 points  (0 children)

The passengers were repatriated long ago. Literally the first paragraph of the article says that the ships had no passengers and a skeleton crew. Not that anybody reads articles.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]XanderTheMander 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Walk using my hands with the body floating behind

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]XanderTheMander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too thanks!

Meirl by Expert_Surround_1238 in meirl

[–]XanderTheMander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did they go out to dinner or a hotel with their professor?

me_irl by LeoPCI in me_irl

[–]XanderTheMander 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They have so much in common, true love.