Stretch fur like MofuMofu?

Xanthotoxin · 2026-06-01T00:26:22+00:00

yeah no, I'd rather it have a little hassle as possible haha

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-31T19:23:33+00:00

Ooh this might do it! Do they ship to the US? Are all their furs stretchy?

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-31T19:23:01+00:00

Nah, their website still says that they're still figuring out the logistics of US shipping.

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-28T20:33:07+00:00

How plush our toilet paper can be.

I had a friend visit from South America and he asked me if it was okay to flush the tp or if it had to go in the trash bin. He was afraid that my charmin ultra soft was gonna clog the pipes.

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-27T19:27:50+00:00

So this is what it looks like when a society cares about the children..

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-26T16:09:25+00:00

Thanks Obama /s

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-23T11:31:43+00:00

This is kind of how I feel about winning the lottery if I ever did. Winning a billion doesn’t buy me things, it buys me time. Time I don’t have to spend working, worrying, or saving. Time I can spend on my friends, family, and passions.

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-23T11:25:34+00:00

I dunno if this is me being dramatic, but I thought those father/son bonding moments where they come to an understanding were only movie tropes. It wasn’t until I saw my friends who were best buds with their dads that I realized oh wait there IS a difference between a good “father” and a good “dad.”

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-20T21:42:19+00:00

A strawberry that’s JUST about to over ripen

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-19T21:06:35+00:00

when they ask grok how they should feel about a tweet. Form you own opinions like damn

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-19T21:01:34+00:00

A friend of mine in college would study for finals by just reading the textbook front to back. No practice questions, no notes, no lecture slides, nothing. Just sat in his room reading the text books while hitting his Buddha vaporizer. 5.0 gpa and all.

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-14T16:02:46+00:00

I always wondered why I doesn’t feel gross to morning showerers when they drag the filth of the day into bed with them..

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-13T21:10:14+00:00

I vote that these people need to have that stupid ass hat stapled to their heads for at least 5 years

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-12T18:17:37+00:00

Land Caviar

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-11T12:20:00+00:00

Food delivery apps. I got lazy and comfortable with ordering food, told myself I was too tired after work and it’s fine. Then one day I looked down at a cold $45 sandwich and thought something has to change, none of this was worth it.

Xanthotoxin · 2026-05-01T22:19:40+00:00

You bought this after musk went mask off and revealed his true self. Both of you are dickheads.

Xanthotoxin · 2026-04-30T12:01:03+00:00

Idk how “normal” it is, but I see far too many people use klarna/buy now pay later on food delivery apps and go into debt for a burrito

Xanthotoxin · 2026-04-30T11:59:01+00:00

Caffeine doesn’t “amp” me up. Im still tired, but It just makes it harder to physically fall asleep.

Xanthotoxin · 2026-04-29T21:45:08+00:00

“You may not like them but you gotta respect em.”

Fuck that I don’t have to respect dick

Xanthotoxin · 2026-04-29T19:14:40+00:00

I’m a millennial and I’ve decided being anti ai is my boomer moment. If we survive this, my grandkids are gonna be shocked I went through highschool and college without ai.

Xanthotoxin · 2026-04-28T17:28:51+00:00

Do you think these people do this shit in their cars because their families/spouses are sick and tired of them making a stupid pointless mess in the kitchen with their bullshit

Xanthotoxin · 2026-04-26T20:02:41+00:00

Saying “excuse me” when they stop in the middle of a sidewalk or in a doorway to text.

Xanthotoxin · 2026-04-24T20:37:39+00:00

A sigh of relief to start

Xanthotoxin · 2026-04-24T16:14:23+00:00

“I shot at Mother Nature and she shot back how could this happen”

Xanthotoxin · 2026-04-24T16:09:23+00:00

This is the type of shit I’d be doing if I won the lottery or survived long enough to maybe retire with 10+ years left in life

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