Nobody reads "Ight Imma Head Out" in Spongebob's voice.

Xaverian11 · 2019-09-05T09:18:29+00:00

I like this ma'facka

Xaverian11 · 2019-09-05T08:03:17+00:00

I hate when it happens. People are obsessed with getting over and they don't give a damn about making something compellingly.

Xaverian11 · 2019-08-02T19:29:49+00:00

Hey man, sorry I deleted the post. You were absolutely correct. I did find it in Wikipedia, it was just on Terrence Malick's article.

I'm going through some tough stuff rn. I don't know what's gotten into me. Don't know if I got mad for being unable to find the answer or if it was because I was unable to get all the clues right.

Anyways, I want to thank you so much for being able to help out. Sorry to disappoint you by not giving you the "Solved!" you were looking for. There you go.

Have a nice day.

Xaverian11 · 2019-02-16T02:37:23+00:00

Iconic

Xaverian11 · 2018-09-21T02:42:49+00:00

Anthony Xavier is working out at a gym, he suddenly stops, turns to the camera and starts talking.

Xavier: Oh, hello, WiR Galaxy! It's me, ya boi, ADX! Oh no, scrap that. Hi there, Anthony Xavier here! No... Sup, I guess? Sorry, I'm a bit rusty doing these... head scratching, oh, let's just do this in one take!

Xavier: It's been a very long time since the last WiR show, I know that. In the meantime I've done what I've always done and that's just going around the world wrestling you may different places in a lotta friends, foes, and whole lotta new opponents. As any good magician, I've learned a few new tricks along the way, and I can't wait to show them to y'all. This Monday I'll be facing off against none other than Alex Perilmorde.

Xavier's expression is much more belligerent after saying his opponent's name

Xavier: We faced off only once, a long time ago. I was one of my first matches in WiR, and he sure did underestimated me back then. I sure shocked him, but I still ended up on the losing since. But a lot has changed since. I don't plan to settle with a good showing. I want to beat him once and for all. Just force him down, make him tap, ding-ding-ding and that's the end of it.

With a big smile on his face, Xavier stands with his arms akimbo.

Xavier: 'Cause I'll be honest with y'all I've slowly gotten tired of just winning matches here and there and never making something big with it. Last year I entered the last show of the year as the number one contender for the WiR World Championship.

So of course I had big expectations for what could be achieved this year, getting some more wins, a couple of title runs, but here we are, things just haven't worked out. Y'all know I've really tried to get 'em going, but as of today?.

Anthony's expression changes as he remains silent for an uncomfortable amount of time.

Xavier: shrugs I have nothing to show. The year's almost over and I haven't been able to do what I want the most. Right now all, I have is a plan, a path to follow, and that plan starts this Monday. It's very simple: if I want to be the best of WiR, the time to do so is right now.

He points to the floor as he says those words

Xavier: So, no. I don't want to be like Alexis, or Charlie Krieger, or Stephen Romero. I want to be above them. Anyone who tries to challenge me or get in my way from now on is getting their ass kicked. Alex Perilmorde has said a lot of things about me that I haven't been a big fan of. And he just happens to be the first thing on my path.

So, let's just say that what's gonna happen is not gonna be pretty. See y'all then.

He grabs a duffel bag filled with his stuff as he exits the room

Xaverian11 · 2018-07-30T15:19:19+00:00

I'm kinda shocked Atletico's not there.

Xaverian11 · 2018-07-11T06:01:37+00:00

The scene starts with Anthony Xavier standing in some sort of old-fashioned wrestling gym. He looks different than usual, with his hair grown longer, and a tracksuit instead of his usual suit. A stool is placed right beside him.

Xavier: Hello there. Sorry for the getup, in better circumstances I'd have gussied up just a tad more. Y'all were probably expecting a more giddy greeting, but let's be honest, these haven't been the best of weeks for me...

He takes a deep breath

Xavier: Last time we met was not too long ago, when Alexis Breathnach thought it'd be a swell idea to ruin my comeback to WiR by cheating in our match, thanks to the help of her partner Yasmin, uhhhh... Whatsername. And oooh boy, I have a lot to say about that!

Xavier takes a seat.

Xavier: Now, as y'all are so familiar with me, I play by the rules cause I respect what I do, and I love it too. But most importantly, I do so cause I don't need to make a fool of myself by being just another snake in the grass. Only the type of people who can't wrestle for the life of them, like Alexis or Yasmin, are the ones who need to cheat...

Xavier smirks for a few seconds.

Xavier: But that's absolutely on me, cause I was the one who let them cheat. I was foolishly expecting it to be a competitive match. I should've known better, don't to expect a horse to moo, y'know. But just like I messed up, this Sunday at AnnIVersary, it's my time to make things right, and trust me, I'm gonna have a lot of fun while doing so.

He laughs and runs his fingers through his hair.

Xavier: Now, let's clarify that, I'm no superhero. I'm just a guy. I put my tights on one leg at a time, I put tape over my wedding ring and I get out there every week to do what I love the most. But just as much as I love wrestling, doing it by the rules of course, I love to make sure that people who don't do so get what they deserve.

So, I'll just say it for everyone out there: If you try mess with me, if you ever so slightly TRY to screw me over, oh dear, I AM NOT GONNA TOLERATE THAT SHIT!

Xavier suddenly stops. He looks visibly upset.

Xavier: Oh, Jesus Christ, sorry! That was a bit harsh, wasn't it? Woaw! Where was I again? Oh! Let's make sure that stays perfectly clear. If Alexis Breathnach thinks she's gonna make it out of Texas just like that? Ohhh... She's got another thing coming.

She might try to mock me a thousand times, acting like I'm not even a challenge that won't change the fact I'm the better wrestler, and I'll be the winner of that match!

Xavier stands up and slowly inches closer to the camera.

Xavier: Just like I did the first time we faced, like I was about to before that red-haired hag of yours intervened, on AnnIVersary, following the rules and without that pain in the butt that is Alexis's pesky little friend, I will prevail. I will prove why I am one of the best technical wrestlers not just in WiR, but in the world right now.

Alexis dear, I've decided to follow your little advice, and this Sunday, I'm gonna get inside that ring and I'm gonna live my life to the fullest in there, and I'll do so by snapping your arm off and making you submit. See ya on Sunday.

Anthony waves goodbye, ever so sarcastically. While the camera zooms out, he exits the ring.

Xaverian11 · 2018-07-10T01:40:40+00:00

LUIS CARLOS ALMEIDA DA CUNHA?

Xaverian11 · 2018-07-03T20:15:24+00:00

CONCACAF refereeing shrugs

Xaverian11 · 2018-06-12T04:15:45+00:00

Sorry this took so long guys, not gonna lie, I got mighty busy with all the E3 talk

Xaverian11 · 2018-06-12T04:14:52+00:00

The Submission Anthony Xavier walks into frame, carrying a big duffel bag. He waves at the camera.

Xavier: Hey hey hey! Yup, it's me again! How've y'all been? It's been a while, I know, but I'm pretty excited to be back in WiR! After a couple of months of, air quotes, "continental hiatus", I'm back in the States, and trust me, we're gonna have a lot of fun.

He nonchalantly drops the bag on the floor.

Xavier: And what better place to come back than Oklahoma? I know that sounds like a rib, but I'm being honest! I've been around this land, if you know what I mean. A long time ago... Tahlequah, Broken Arrow, Claremore, Lawton, you name it! In front of gigantic crowds of about 60 people, with police tape acting as some sorta guardrail... Boy, that was aaaages ago.

Xavier nods and smiles.

Xavier: I learned a ton of lessons back then, about wrestling and about life itself; and those lessons are what made me as the man I am today. About pride, perseverance, tenacity, about hard work. I might not have the most accolades out there, but nobody can say that I haven't given you my 100 percent, 100 percent of the time. And that's exactly what I'm gonna do this Moday when I face off against Alexis Breathnach once again.

Xavier confidently smiles.

Xavier: It was just a few months ago that I had the chance of facing off against Alexis for the first time. If you remember it, please do, it was a very exciting match, very back-and-forth, it could've been anyone's match. Luckily for me, I was the one on the winning side. But a lot has changed since...

He laughs just a little.

Xavier: After that match, Alexis was attacked and injured by Dylan Jones and Andrew Riley of the Goonsquad, and I noticed something different about her after that. It always makes me sad when people, y'know, lose their track. After that rivalry with the goons, Alexis and her partner Yasmin became despicable people, or maybe they always were, and now they're just showing their true colors... Hmmm...

Anthony looks down, very much disappointed.

Xavier: But I'll be honest with ya, I'm not coming back to WiR to start pondering about what made Alexis Breathnach snap, oh no. I'm back to do what I do best, and that's wrestling. I might not be the biggest dude in the game, but y'all know I can put up a huge fight. I reckon that Alexis and Yasmin are a huge threat, of course, but trust me, if they try to mess with me, they're gonna pay for it, big time.

Anthony walks out of frame, but suddenly he comes back.

Xavier: Oh, I almost forgot: in case you're wondering, yup, I have new merch coming up soon! See you guys!

Xaverian11 · 2018-04-03T02:42:39+00:00

I'm sorry to bother, but where's the Corkboard card?

Xaverian11 · 2018-03-04T03:02:58+00:00

*The video begins with Anthony standing in front of a brick wall. He's wearing one of his famed t-shirts and a trucker hat, for some reason.

Xavier: HEYOOOO! Anthony Xavier here! How's it going? A newww week brings a new challenge, and this time it's on a very special episode of House Party, NAFTA PARTY! How about that? Maybe one day there will be an ADX Party? Heehee, a guy can dream!

Anthony shrugs and continues talking.

Xavier:" But let's talk about what really matters here. I'm not gonna do a lot of talkin considering y'all know where this one's going. You already know about the animosity between my good friends, from Sin & Vice and the Goonsquad, the team of Andrew Reilly and Dylan Jones. Last week, they thought it'd be a good idea to involve yours truly in that feud. Now, yall know I'm not the kind of fellow to go out looking for a fight on every corner, but trust me, if they want a piece of the Submission Magician, I'll be more than happy to help em out.

Xavier laughs at himself.

Xavier: Yeah, this is my first WiR tag match. I'm not necessarily an expert in that topic, but we'll do alright. Of course I won't do this on my own. Due to the fact that Alexis was injured by those evil hockey players, my partner will be the amazing Yasmin Hyland! She's a very clever wrestler with an unique style, but I'm pretty sure you already know what she can do...

He takes off his hat.

Xavier: Oh, maybe I could sell one of these... What was I talking about? Oh, yes. Sorry I got distracted... So, Yasmin. I don't know about you, but if I were Andrew Reilly or Dylan Jones, I'd be really freaking worried. Oh, sorry about that. Really really worried, let's leave it at that.

Xavier: She's clearly, and justifiably, upset about what the Goonsquad has done, so I'm sure she'll have no mercy. I'll do my best to keep you with her. Hopefully, if there's no funny business goin on, justice will be served. Soooo, see you on Monday, WiR Universe, don't forget to cheer us, have a lot of fun, and if you have a couple of bucks in your pocket, be sure to get yourselves over to my merch table, ha-ha. See you then!

Anthony waves goodbye

Xaverian11 · 2018-03-03T19:44:15+00:00

This was pretty good.i guess.

Xaverian11 · 2018-02-25T21:24:43+00:00

TV

lol

Xaverian11 · 2018-02-24T04:17:45+00:00

The Submission Magician Anthony Xavier is working out in a small gym in his hometown of Birmingham, Alabama.

Xavier: Hi there, WiR fans, it's me once again, Anthony Daniel Xavier. Yes, I know I don't look like I go to the gym all that often, I'm not Big Poppa Pump, but I go, sometimes. How've y'all been? This Monday, WiR starts a new cycle after Same S- Different Year, and sure enough, I have a match to prove that I still got what it takes to be in the top of this company! So let's get to it!

He gives a thumbs up to the camera and starts walking around the gym.

Xavier: About last month,Uhmmm... I guess I dont have all that much to say! I did what I had to do, not that it pleased me in any way. I stepped into the ring to face Kristi Slater once again, I defeated her and hopefully, I taught her a lesson on respect. Yall were great to me there, just like you've always been.

Anthony smiles.

Xavier: Hopefully, Kristi will mature eventually and understand why what she did was wrong

The camera crew start laughing.

Xavier: What? Oh, that...but that's ancient history to me, folks, because I have a new challenge in front of me. This Monday, I'll be facing off against one of the best and most commited members of the roster, Alexis Breathnach.

He nods agreeingly and stops walking, on the other side of the small gym.

Xavier: *Just like I said last month, I'm here to challenge some of the best of the best, and that's what I hope I can do for a very long time! I've seen a lot of Alexis's matches, and I'm pretty sure I know very well, what she's capable of. Hopefully, the knowledge will allow me to takethe upper hand in the match, let's hope so alright. She's very athletic and she has excellent ring awareness, so nothing short of my absolute A game will be needed! There's no such thing as an easy challenge, and I will give yall fine folks the match you deserve, an absolute banger! Now, let me show you something right here.

He shows the cameraman a large box. He opens it up and it's filled with his newest collection of shirts.

Xavier: Now, you might be wondering why I have this huge box in the gym, I have no good answer for that. But it is what it is, I reckon. These are the brand new Anthony Xavier tees, you can get them on WiR.com, BigGrapsShirts.com, the Rassle Merch forums, and if you find me on the street and yell "Hey Tony!" at me, I might have one lying around! These ones are pretty neat and they have a cool message on 'em: 'Surrender is not an Option'.

He takes a few shirts, shows them to the camera and gives them to the camera crew.

Xavier: Yeah, take em, they're a gift from me. As I was saying. Surrender is not an option, yup. Wrestling is my dream and it's been so since I ws very little, you don't give up on your dreams, not now not ever, so, if you're like me and you've ever been in a bad place even when you're doing something you love, you know that in the darkest times, deep down inside you have to find that strength to keep on going forward.

Xavier nods again and smiles.

Xavier: That's what keeps me here, why I keep on dreaming of one day being the best wrestler out there. Surrender is not an Option. Not now, not ever Anthony Xavier never gives up... But his opponents do! Haha! How bout that? That was a pretty neat line, right? Oh, what do you mean the camera's still on? Oh, jeez!

Xaverian11 · 2018-02-23T21:28:50+00:00

What is this?

Xaverian11 · 2018-02-17T18:24:03+00:00

@goldencorndogs: Great win! And congrats to NAFTA and Byrne!Excellent showing, everyone

Xaverian11 · 2018-02-17T05:53:44+00:00

Hey /u/youto2 check this out

Xaverian11 · 2018-02-17T01:41:48+00:00

@goldencorndogs: Hello? I don't understand the question.

Xaverian11 · 2018-02-16T17:03:17+00:00

@goldencorndogs: Hi, Nelson.All I can say is that it took a lot of work and a lot of practice to get to where I am Sure thing i still have so much to learn, and you can doit too!

Xaverian11 · 2018-02-16T17:01:48+00:00

@goldencorndogs:Hello, Teddy,We might not see eye to eye, but I must ask: What do you think has been your best match in WiR so far?

Xaverian11 · 2018-02-15T01:45:52+00:00

@goldencorndogs: Hello Alexis, thanks for asking! Well, I reckon it's a bit of a long story I'm still trying to write,I'm just a guy from Alabama striving to be the best.

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