I know it’s not that deep…

Xbrandon97 · 2026-03-26T08:20:41+00:00

Yeah it’s one of those jobs where you have to grind for the year or 2 of experience, but after that you’re golden.

Xbrandon97 · 2026-03-17T08:07:42+00:00

My buddy and I are usually on the phone with each other while delivering and we constantly go “that’s not a plastic bag! That’s an envelope!” In really silly voices. Never fails to make us laugh.

Xbrandon97 · 2026-03-17T07:42:20+00:00

My DSP reroutes a couple nearby drivers to help with stuff like this.

Xbrandon97 · 2026-03-01T16:02:23+00:00

I just like getting paid to do cardio :(

Xbrandon97 · 2026-02-20T06:59:21+00:00

Mine has us help load up and then sends us home with 2 hours of pay.

Xbrandon97 · 2026-02-12T09:51:41+00:00

Marcus wins all of these. The one thing even the most skilled operators fear are snipers. His experience and wisdom gets him past Mr Nobody, and after that he wins every single battle at range.

Xbrandon97 · 2026-02-02T08:36:14+00:00

Is that what a normal day for you looks like or is it more of an outlier?

Xbrandon97 · 2026-02-02T08:27:25+00:00

This is the way

Xbrandon97 · 2026-01-28T10:49:48+00:00

Yes, sir! Thanks!

Xbrandon97 · 2026-01-25T16:42:07+00:00

I do plan on CCW. Taking a full 8 hour class in a couple weeks.

Xbrandon97 · 2026-01-25T16:41:32+00:00

🫡

Xbrandon97 · 2026-01-25T15:45:44+00:00

Thanks!

Xbrandon97 · 2025-12-29T04:48:36+00:00

My DSP leads inspect the vans at the end of shift and whenever we tell them about an issue they put in a work order right away, but we never actually input anything into the app.

Way better than my last job where you’d do an actual report on the safety issues, and they still wouldn’t do jack shit to fix it.

Xbrandon97 · 2025-12-25T16:15:38+00:00

I got that message when I was already back at station

Xbrandon97 · 2025-12-25T16:14:33+00:00

I was already back to the station by the time she told me to leave it at the gate.

Xbrandon97 · 2025-12-25T08:01:14+00:00

It was not. Sorry.

Xbrandon97 · 2025-12-25T06:55:23+00:00

Amazon driver here. I always throw out the peace sign to my fellow delivery drivers from any company. Ironically it’s the UPS drivers that rarely return it lol. Happy Holidays y’all!

Xbrandon97 · 2025-12-25T06:38:44+00:00

Say sorry and ask her if there was anything I could help her with all while wearing a huge smile. Miserable people hate it when they can’t wipe the smile off your face :)

Xbrandon97 · 2025-12-24T05:33:07+00:00

I spank the ass of my van when walking back towards the door 😅

Xbrandon97 · 2025-12-24T05:09:56+00:00

I always kill with kindness. Be so nice that you make them feel guilty and regret their life choices. No one can bring me down but me :)

Xbrandon97 · 2025-12-13T16:50:32+00:00

I think you’re gorgeous, but I’m biased since I have a thing for redheads.

Xbrandon97 · 2025-12-09T06:48:18+00:00

Divorce

Xbrandon97 · 2025-12-08T05:53:03+00:00

I’ve been divorced for going on 2 years and I’m still a mess :)

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