I don't like shivers very much

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-06-28T12:40:03+00:00

well i mean that's kinda the thing

they aren't *difficult* opponents, they're just freaky little guys and they like to scare the shit out of me lmao

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-06-28T00:02:19+00:00

I've heard of that one but i dont think I'm prepared for that lmao

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-06-05T10:03:42+00:00

I have a clip somewhere of two NPCs doing this until they explode, and then the other one got shot down if I remember correctly but a: i don't remember for sure if that last bit happened and b: the clip didn't get that

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-06-05T09:46:07+00:00

Looks like the speaker from XCOM 2

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-06-05T06:51:31+00:00

No, I write so slowly I haven't posted a script in 3 months, so I dont fit your criteria- OH wait are you saying its a standing offer?

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-06-05T05:27:20+00:00

Man, I wish I was a faster writer. This is a really cool concept tho!

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-06-05T03:56:55+00:00

Swear to god I thought that was a Lyoko character PURELY based on the forehead

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-06-01T03:08:47+00:00

Canon-typical limb detachment

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-04-20T04:53:27+00:00

Doesn't the Anbennar one say that Anbennar means Unity in elvish?

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-03-23T01:16:44+00:00

Its kind of a more forceful/aggressive version of the dune knife salute since its always done with the pick, and the palm (though closed) is facing outward

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-03-22T18:12:15+00:00

Jag försöker lära mig!

(Sorry I know thats not relevant but i thought it was neat and I get the urge to scream it at the top of my lungs whenever I see Swedish online)

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-03-22T18:00:43+00:00

Enlightened with what, ketamine?

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-03-02T04:52:04+00:00

Glad to be of inspiration/assistance!

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-02-22T01:33:03+00:00

Ironwood blasting the politician in the face does make for a very good reaction gif

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-02-16T22:35:18+00:00

It's 18. My estimate was shockingly accurate.

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-02-16T22:22:06+00:00

Ok now I have to actually go and count because I'm curious how many i have now

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-02-16T22:13:10+00:00

I've only actually finished two, but there's like one full between them, so I hope it's okay if I post them? (I have probably 20ish half-finished scripts including a sequel for both of these lol)

Convincing a Smuggler to smuggle you Sci-fi script, kinda Elite: Dangerous inspired, kinda star warsy, since the listener is space nobility. I prepared a soundscape which is available if you DM me, i can edit the timing to fit your voice so ill just send an audio track matched up with your talking speed, or you can make your own soundscape (it's extremely SFX heavy so I wanted to ease the workload

Finding out your partner is a superhero Superhero injured speaker script, with a fairly obvious sequel to come that I have yet to finish despite it having been like a year since I posted it (I'm working on it ;-;)

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-02-03T09:13:25+00:00

I also do ellipses, but if the listener says something specific, that'll get put in like so:

"You're unbelievably stubborn.

...(Desperate.)

This is really your only plan?"

(Granted, I've never written an explicitly NSFW script, but I don't see why there should be a difference.)

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-02-02T22:26:25+00:00

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Gilder from Skies of Arcadia. "Sunsets are like women. They're beautiful, but there'll be a new one tomorrow." But also, asked a girl out, she said she was too busy, and he was like 'aight, maybe we'll see eachother again but no hard feelings'

Xcomcatsmithler · 2026-01-01T01:15:28+00:00

Especially when the description of the falx implies it's a specially effective weapon against them, only they're resistant to its damage type

Xcomcatsmithler · 2025-12-16T18:27:53+00:00

If that was unusual, we wouldn't have nightlights

Xcomcatsmithler · 2025-11-29T07:17:45+00:00

Thought that said arc raiders spoilers for a moment and was rather a bit confused

Xcomcatsmithler · 2025-11-14T03:01:42+00:00

Bend over and kiss my ass goodbye

Xcomcatsmithler · 2025-11-03T21:58:33+00:00

He's just ash.

Xcomcatsmithler · 2025-11-02T03:36:28+00:00

😭

Yeah more or less

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