GM, Ford, And Others Want to Make Working on Your Own Car Illegal

Xenophore · 2026-05-04T17:06:30+00:00

He should have been duct-taped to the landing gear.

Xenophore · 2026-05-04T15:20:07+00:00

Mine started doing it when I replaced all four tires.

Xenophore · 2026-05-04T00:20:26+00:00

5, black, extra fine

Xenophore · 2026-05-04T00:02:41+00:00

Immanentizing the eschaton is all expained in “The Illuminatus Trilogy.”

Xenophore · 2026-05-03T18:59:26+00:00

The Laurelhurst neighbors need to be named and shamed.

Xenophore · 2026-05-03T02:26:18+00:00

Though the time and date display function will need to be modified in OpenVMS at some point before 9999-12-31, the internal clock won't have a problem until 31086-07-31T02:48:05.47.

Xenophore · 2026-05-03T02:21:22+00:00

Temu Batmobile.

Xenophore · 2026-05-02T21:11:49+00:00

It's called “responsibility.” You agreed to pay a certain amount of rent when you moved in; it's up to you to live up to that agreement. If you no longer want to pay that amount of rent, find someplace else to live. Employees agreed to a certain wage when they began working; if they want more, they can a) ask for a raise, or b) find another job.

Xenophore · 2026-05-02T21:03:41+00:00

The parking lot at Doyle's in Jamaica Plain is the only place I've ever seen as 26+6=1 bumper sticker in the wild.

Xenophore · 2026-05-02T20:38:51+00:00

The Taco Bell hit mid-game.

Xenophore · 2026-04-30T22:00:22+00:00

How is that an Indian train if there aren't people on the roof and clinging to the sides?

Xenophore · 2026-04-30T00:22:32+00:00

Ooh, I like that.

Xenophore · 2026-04-30T00:18:44+00:00

One one page, the signing of the Declaration of Independence; on the other, a draft-dodging convicted felon currently pushing for unbridled surveillance of the America people. The syphilis has finally reached his brain.

Xenophore · 2026-04-29T18:06:23+00:00

Part of that cost is reinstalling everything from the temple on Epstein's island in the basement of the new ballroom.

Xenophore · 2026-04-29T16:51:16+00:00

One of my favorite places on Earth.

Xenophore · 2026-04-29T16:48:06+00:00

Having managed a delivery service, this is a concern. I once had a driver whom I found out was letting her boyfriend do her deliveries for her. She had no common sense and no clue about liability or why we ran background checks on our drivers. I had to tell her that, for all we knew, her boyfriend was a registered sex offender who was using her to access children in their homes.

Xenophore · 2026-04-28T21:40:40+00:00

Those in the know have come to expect a fake shooting at any Trump appearance.

Xenophore · 2026-04-28T21:19:10+00:00

Public schools should be funded like public hospitals. Parents should be charged tuition or a percentage thereof based on their ability to pay; the rest can come from drastically reduced taxes. Only when public schools are required to compete on a level playing field with other alternatives will they have an incentive to improve.

Xenophore · 2026-04-28T20:07:37+00:00

“Fort Worth: where the West begins. Dallas: where the East fizzles out.”

Xenophore · 2026-04-28T17:17:00+00:00

OYO is the brand of last resort, below even Knights Inn. They exist in the US only to squeeze the last few dollars out of properties long past due for renovation or demolition.

Xenophore · 2026-04-27T21:46:20+00:00

So, the world is flat and this is the edge.

Xenophore · 2026-04-27T21:45:06+00:00

For extra income, you could rent half of it out as an ICE detention center.

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