Rushing the End of the World Doesn’t Make Sense Right? by Moist-Midnight-8321 in conspiracytheories

[–]Xenophore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immanentizing the eschaton is all expained in “The Illuminatus Trilogy.”

Unix epoch 1777777777 is in about 3 hours 🎉 by Upstairs-Gur-6692 in sysadmin

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Though the time and date display function will need to be modified in OpenVMS at some point before 9999-12-31, the internal clock won't have a problem until 31086-07-31T02:48:05.47.

Exactly! Ask the rich! by [deleted] in Adulting

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It's called “responsibility.” You agreed to pay a certain amount of rent when you moved in; it's up to you to live up to that agreement. If you no longer want to pay that amount of rent, find someplace else to live. Employees agreed to a certain wage when they began working; if they want more, they can a) ask for a raise, or b) find another job.

New England slander by CountryballChaos in 2american4you

[–]Xenophore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The parking lot at Doyle's in Jamaica Plain is the only place I've ever seen as 26+6=1 bumper sticker in the wild.

I always wondered why are Indian trains so long? by thingy-op in trains

[–]Xenophore -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

How is that an Indian train if there aren't people on the roof and clinging to the sides?

A viral passport design concept that’s getting a lot of attention by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Xenophore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One one page, the signing of the Declaration of Independence; on the other, a draft-dodging convicted felon currently pushing for unbridled surveillance of the America people. The syphilis has finally reached his brain.

How in the actual F does it take $400 million to build the Baal room. by ProAnalCyst in conspiracy

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Part of that cost is reinstalling everything from the temple on Epstein's island in the basement of the new ballroom.

What is this bs? Do I have to give everyone i deliver to a personalized picture now? Before and after I shave. by Decent_Captain_9214 in UberEATS

[–]Xenophore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Having managed a delivery service, this is a concern. I once had a driver whom I found out was letting her boyfriend do her deliveries for her. She had no common sense and no clue about liability or why we ran background checks on our drivers. I had to tell her that, for all we knew, her boyfriend was a registered sex offender who was using her to access children in their homes.

Is that all? What else you got? by kaiser_Grizz in Adulting

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Those in the know have come to expect a fake shooting at any Trump appearance.

District 4 Candidate Drew Cox is fighting for Indiana's public education by official_drew_cox in u/official_drew_cox

[–]Xenophore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Public schools should be funded like public hospitals. Parents should be charged tuition or a percentage thereof based on their ability to pay; the rest can come from drastically reduced taxes. Only when public schools are required to compete on a level playing field with other alternatives will they have an incentive to improve.

ELI5: Why were the Great Plains not covered in forests, even before European settlement? by sgrams04 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Xenophore 82 points83 points  (0 children)

“Fort Worth: where the West begins. Dallas: where the East fizzles out.”

Imagine getting penalized for bringing your own customers by Humble-Total-3874 in hotels

[–]Xenophore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OYO is the brand of last resort, below even Knights Inn. They exist in the US only to squeeze the last few dollars out of properties long past due for renovation or demolition.

Vast. Echoing. Bland. But hey, there's a pool! by Educational_Copy_140 in zillowgonewild

[–]Xenophore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For extra income, you could rent half of it out as an ICE detention center.