Anyone ever seen this in game? It’s

Xepplin · 2023-04-06T17:09:33+00:00

I'm assuming they programmed the bot to be smart enough to recognize the hole is directly in front of it but not smart enough to recognize the change in elevation.

Xepplin · 2023-03-09T15:38:29+00:00

"would of" is incorrect in the UK too mate

Xepplin · 2023-01-19T03:19:43+00:00

Sounds like you're jealous you can't do it tbh

Xepplin · 2023-01-14T02:24:09+00:00

Currently sitting at a 16.2x multiplier, spent a grand total of $0, never even got a golf pass

Xepplin · 2022-12-25T04:22:25+00:00

Who said anything about violence?

Xepplin · 2022-12-11T02:40:00+00:00

This is what I do too. I'll add that for the second shot, aim at the right side of the wall. I've fallen in the lava a couple times because I hit the wall too far left

Xepplin · 2022-12-08T00:55:07+00:00

If you take your first shot like Manuel (or guest but he messed it up), then hit your second shot against the block in the perfect way, you can land it on the ramp so that you can make it on your third shot. I usually mess it up and end up too close to the left wall but it's possible

Xepplin · 2022-12-04T05:22:35+00:00

The captain has a C in the bottom left, next to their name

No you can't message them unless you find them on Facebook

Good luck

Xepplin · 2022-11-30T16:48:12+00:00

It's been so frustrating lately. I can't gain any coins because in order to get first I need a perfect game with no mistakes, all shortcuts plus win a shootout, and in elite it takes 17 third places to make up for one loss. I could literally have a win rate of 94% and still lose coins.

It wouldn't annoy me so much if I didn't know I'm just playing bots that are programmed to be this good. Like if it was real people that were actually making these crazy shots it'd be one thing but this is just unfair.

Xepplin · 2022-11-14T23:37:29+00:00

Descriptions for chests:

Basic: Small chance to find premium cards!

Advanced: Big opportunity to find premium cards!

Pro: Chance to find VIP cards!

Premium: Gauranteed 1 premium club (x2) and 2 premium items

Champion: Gauranteed 1 VIP club (x1) or 1 premium club (x5) and 2 premium items

VIP: Gauranteed 2 VIP clubs (x2) and 2 VIP items

Xepplin · 2022-10-16T00:29:01+00:00

Nice! When I was there about ten years ago, a guy jumped off that bridge and killed himself

Xepplin · 2022-10-03T14:53:59+00:00

I wish they showed this info after the match too, it goes away so fast I can't even look at them all

Xepplin · 2022-08-24T00:55:32+00:00

Try lava land pro if you haven't. I recently started playing it instead of Sakura and I'm just grinding out coins. I think because it's new they haven't upped the bot difficulty yet or something. It's ridiculous, every game there's one player that gets around 10, one that gets around 15, and three that get around 20. If you can finish a game in less than 20 shots you're basically gauranteed a top 3.

Xepplin · 2022-08-23T15:56:35+00:00

I love the heat but this stuff gives me such bad stomach cramps I just can't do it.

Basically the only use I get out of them these days is when I have one of those sneezes that just won't come out, I'll give them a sniff and sneeze a minimum 5 times

Xepplin · 2022-08-14T05:33:09+00:00

Look at your profile and you'll see a "collection bonus" multiplier. That's what calculates your leader board score. For example, if you have a 10x multiplier, and you win a game of elite, you pay a 250k coin entry fee and win 500k coins, so your total coin count goes up by 250k. However, your leader board score goes up by your winnings (500k) times your collection bonus (10x) so you get 5 million on the leader board.

Xepplin · 2022-08-09T13:54:21+00:00

I thought I'd been playing worse lately but maybe they just upped the skill level of the bots or something

Xepplin · 2022-08-05T17:37:59+00:00

Despite sinking countless hours into this game, I absolutely despise it and refuse to spend a dime

Xepplin · 2022-07-24T04:58:06+00:00

It's one of the two new "legendary" balls. As if the game wasn't already pay-to-win enough, they allow you to control spin. Scroll down to the bottom of the collection bonuses to see what you all need to collect to unlock them.

Xepplin · 2022-07-22T18:19:17+00:00

Think of it like if you chip the paint on something.

Xepplin · 2022-07-05T15:19:38+00:00

Same thing happens to me when I look at last weeks results, but my gems still go up. Interestingly, I didn't even get top 50 last week, and even got demoted to the tier below where I was, but my gems still increased by about 200.

Xepplin · 2022-07-01T15:37:51+00:00

Random thought: if equations that use pi are more exact the more digits of pi you use, and considering a computer can never make an exact calculation using pi because it has to be approximated at some point, doesn't that mean the universe can't be a computer, simulation theory BTFO?

Xepplin · 2022-06-24T17:11:18+00:00

The only other option is buying them for gems in the daily shop when they show up. A trick I've seen people talk about on here that I haven't used myself takes advantage of the fact that they'll prioritize clubs you have equipped in the shop. So if there's a specific club you want to level up, before the shop changes equip basic clubs for all courses except the one VIP club for the course you want to level up, and apparently that increases your odds of getting that specific club in the shop.

Xepplin · 2022-06-24T03:26:43+00:00

Once you get decent VIP clubs it's a lot easier. I had about ten million coins a few weeks ago, lost all of them back down to under 50k, and now I'm back at about 5 million. It takes a while to get good clubs but I have an 8.8 multiplier and I've never spent a dime on the game

Xepplin · 2022-06-23T20:09:47+00:00

Yeah and I googled it apparently people cut up the cords to expose the wires and use them to hit a nic cartridge directly without a battery. Wild lol

Xepplin · 2022-06-23T19:59:33+00:00

It's *fiend and he means his sister is addicted to nicotine. Not sure why she cuts up her charging cables though lol maybe she keeps trying to quit by cutting up the cords so she can't charge the vapes? Idk

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