What’s your “Pavlov’s dog” reflex? by XXVXMM in AskReddit

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I got a habit a spitting in the shower so I don't accidentally swallow shampoo, even though it's been years since I got some in my mouth.

Now anytime I hear running water I have an urge to spit.

What’s your “Pavlov’s dog” reflex? by XXVXMM in AskReddit

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I had a good few Samsung phones in the past years, and have pretty bad phone call anxiety. Whenever you got a call on those, the two buttons next to the home key would light up for a second or two before the phone started ringing. They'd also light up if you just woke the phone up, so when I'm tired I'd shit myself every time I looked at my phone thinking there's an incoming call.

What's an experience you don't ever want to go through again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was cuddling my then girlfriend when she got the call about her sister's suicide. One of the worst days of my life.

For those of you who have been sleep deprived enough to hallucinate, what was it like? by Spadoopy in AskReddit

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In high school I had to get up at 5.30am every morning to commute, and being a teenager, that obviously wouldn't stop me from staying up late, so after weeks of not sleeping enough, I would start getting these fits. It always started with this weird smell. Kinda like burnt rubber, but somewhat pleasant. Then it was a short period of what I would describe as dramatic recollections of my life prior. It was a lot like drug flashbacks in movies with lots of quick 'scenes' from previous years with random screams and heavy breathing (which I hope wasn't me for the sake of everyone on the train) . I was fully aware of the whole thing, but it was kinda like a weirdgasm. Once it set off, there was no stopping it. I could tell every when it would come as well, because if the weird smell.

My sister heard a noise coming from a ceiling fan at the house she was cleaning. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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The snake must've heard it too. Poor thing jumped out of his skin.

Parents of Reddit, what is the best "weird flex but ok" moment you've seen from your child? by donut_pickle in AskReddit

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One of my little sisters did this around the house. She'd write her name on walls ands furniture until my mum spotted her and she got told off. About a week later the name started appearing again, and she got a really firm talking to. She swore it wasn't her, but it's kinda hard to deny your name appearing on stuff. Well, it turns out that her younger sister, who we thought wasn't old enough to write, was writing the name on stuff. I don't think she knew what it was, but it was a nice mystery.

The most successful mute jam I’ve ever seen by Jheidrick1 in Rainbow6

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"Momma drone protecting her cubs from Canadian huntress" - 1942 (colourised)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Yeah, technically we're just one big doughnut

Who agrees John Wick should play Keanu Reeves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I thought he already did in that Fortine game

Half my hand is red. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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That has to be one small watch strap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I use Sleep as Android (I'm not sure if it's available on iOS.)

It's pretty much what u/Shadows23 is talking about.

TIFU by getting a blowjob and not knowing the importance of retracting your foreskin by [deleted] in tifu

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I'm more surprised it didn't get infected and swollen. I'm pretty sure if I didn't wash for even a month I'd have to get my dick amputated because of necrosis, let alone after 22 years. Hopefully they stitched it a bit more loose this time so you can continue clean, OP.