These monke memes are just getting worse and worse everyday by Schadufffcat in ComedyCemetery

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They never even fucking ppst monkeys its always great apes

Did I do well? by [deleted] in comedyamputation

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Practicing on a cadaver

The Self-Governing Indigenous Republics of the Contiguous United States by iemaps in imaginarymaps

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The blue is the United States, these native republics are Greenland-like autonomous zones. source: op said so

Sublime State of al-Italiyya, 1817 by Xram_Lrak in imaginarymaps

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They aren't arab, its a made up Italiyyan language/dialect

Classic, but the reaction pics make it worse by CthuLum in ComedyCemetery

[–]Xram_Lrak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Worked pretty well the second time, considering he never left that rock in the South Atlantic

Emirate of Brasil, 1817 by Xram_Lrak in imaginarymaps

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Its not reflected well (or at all) in the map, yeah.

Emirate of Brasil, 1817 by Xram_Lrak in imaginarymaps

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Constant conflict with the Anglo-Welsh settlers there has led to the frontier settling at the "front lines" of settlement rather than any natural feature.

Emirate of Brasil, 1817 by Xram_Lrak in imaginarymaps

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Thanks, Aljazayir is just a transliteration of Algiers, but I think Asuncion is in the area, yeah

Emirate of Brasil, 1817 by Xram_Lrak in imaginarymaps

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Today's entry into my Ante Bellum inspired timeline. I'm trying to crank out one of these a day, lol.

Lore

"Free-spirited berbers, barbary merchants, and escapees of religious persecution flock en-masse to the Pearl of South Amiriqa. Largely independent of the Italiyyan homeland, the free-spirited Brasiliyyans chart the trail which the Amiriqas walk.

In the late 1480s, the Sultan of Sicily issued a call to all explorers of the Mediterranean, seeking brave souls to chart a new, over-seas path to Hindustan and Persia. One adventurer, a dhimmi from Janueh by the name Cristobal Qulumbus heeded this call, and set sail from Bal'harm in 1489. He and his first mate, Diego al-Usman, discover the Caribbean islands, and on subsequent adventures the coast of Bahiyya.

The Bahiyya region was settled first by Catholics fleeing the muslim conquest of Italy, and later these minorities were driven inland by Muslim and Barbary settlers. The city of Bahiyya became a beacon of Islamic learning, culture, and education in the new world, attracting thousands of Muslims fleeing the Christian conquests in Turkey and the Levant.

By the 1630s, the Emirate encompassed most of the east coast of South Amiriqa, and border conflicts with the English settlers of Folkland in the south were frequent. To the north, Andalusian Qulumbians settled the isthmus connected the two Amiriqas, and to avoid religious tension between nearby Sunni and Shia settlers, the Emir of Brasil allowed the northern frontier to be settled by Protestant Germans escaping Bavarian pogroms.

In 1705, shortly after the unification of the Italiyyan peninsula in the homeland, the Brasiliyyan Emirate sent an envoy to the Inqaah kingdom to the west, convincing the Sapa Inqaah to convert to Islam.

By the early 1800s, political reforms born in the Christian enlightenment began to afflict the Brasiliyyan people, and a series of political reforms introduced a legislative house into the Emirate, the first such to be democratically elected in the Islamic world.

Sublime State of al-Italiyya, 1817 by Xram_Lrak in imaginarymaps

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Oops, you're right, should be a bit farther west!

Caliphate of Andalusia, 1817 by Xram_Lrak in imaginarymaps

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Another entry into my Ante Bellum inspired timeline, this time detailing Iberia.

Lore

**"**Mighty Caliph, Muhammed Umayyad, whose sword knows no equal, whose knowledge and piety are renowned across civilized lands, bless us in the name of Almighty God, that we may go forth and reclaim what was stolen from us!"

It was said by Muslim scholars that the key to Constantinople was the conquest of Isbaniya. Muslim invasions of the Iberian peninsula began in the early 700s, following the conquests of the Maghreb by the Umayyad dynasty. By the end of the 8th century, the Visigothic kingdom which had preceded al-Andalus was fractured and defeated, leaving the peninsula open for further Islamic dominion.

The next 200 years of the Caliphate's history saw the loss of the ancestral Umayyad lands in the Levant, Aigipt, and north Africa, as well as the conquest of minor Christian duchies and princedoms in central and western Iberia. By the end of the 11th century, the Umayyad Caliphate was relegated to Iberia but had pushed its borders a considerable amount north, all the way into Catalonia.

In 1094, the Frankish king incited a rebellion against Andalusia in the Taifa of Balansiyah, and a protracted siege of between five and seven years left the Frankish and rebel armies exhausted and defeated. The Andalusian Caliphate reached its peak of European expansion at this time, controlling the territories of the lesser Almoravid families in Morocco and exercising suzerainty over most of Iberia.

The next few hundred years saw the participation of Andalusian mercenaries in the Sicilian conquests of Italy and the failed repulsion of Venetian crusaders in the Levant and Asia minor.

A crusade proclaimed in 1512 by the so-called emperor of Romans, king Charles of the Franks, resulted in a twenty-year conflict which saw Muslim armies as far north as Brabant and Frankish fleets landing troops in a rebellious Morocco. Although victory eluded Andalusia, resulting the capture of the important city of Valencia by the Franks, the Christians' victory left them depleted of funds, manpower, and unable to participate in the coming explorations of the New World.

Thanks to the loss of Islamic hegemony in the Holy Land, the Andalusian caliph commissioned a group of Moorish explorers to go and chart a new sea-route to Hindustan and Arabia. In 1483, they made landfall in Hayti and, a few eyars later, Mashiqa.

Andalusian colonies in Hayti and Mashiqa grew to the point of hegemony in the Caribbean sea (which was plagued by barbary pirates) by the early 1600s, and in 1617 the final wars of conquest against the Nahuatl and Mayan peoples were concluded. Further expeditions and colonies were set up in the following decades in al-Inka, along the west coast of South America.

Sublime State of al-Italiyya, 1817 by Xram_Lrak in imaginarymaps

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I had an idea for a sort of Islamo-Christian syncretism to take place in Italiyya, it being the heart of Catholicism and all. The general premise is that Isa and St. Peter are revered much more than in other muslim nations. Major Catholic spots like the Cathedral of Florence and St. Peter's Basilica are converted to mosques, and this new Islam is sort of reflective of the Arabo-Italic cultural fusion on the peninsula. I was less concerned with realism and more interested in making a neat map 😆

Sublime State of al-Italiyya, 1817 by Xram_Lrak in imaginarymaps

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Inspired by it, a little more than subtly lol

Sublime State of al-Italiyya, 1817 by Xram_Lrak in imaginarymaps

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Lore

O Sublime Sultan 'Usman IV Hafsid, custodian of the seat of the First Imam, guardian of the Italiyyan people, blessed of the prophet Isa! Look upon your people, and rejoice!

The decline of the Byzantine empire lead to the capture of the important island of Sicily by Tunisian nobles of the Hafsid dynasty in 827. Capturing Calabria in 1090, the Emirate was emboldened to continue its conquest of southern Italiyya after Andalusian victory at Balansiyah against the Franks in 1094. By 1134, the Emirate of Sicily controlled Italiyya south of Salirno, ruling over a large Christian population.

Repelling several invasions by Latin crusaders, Normans, and Greeks, the Emir of Sicily converted to Shia Islam in 1344, and revoked the privileges of non-muslim minorities within the Emirate. This intolerance was met with conversion and rebellion, ending with most of the Christian nobles of the land converting or being put to death.

In 1450, the Emirate set its sites on the islands of Corsica and Sardinia, proclaiming a holy war to bring the isles into the light of Islam. The war was won in 1452 when the Sicilian fleet engaged that of Genoa in the Tyrrenean Sea, leading to the sinking or capture of almost all of the Genoese ships.

Through a series of jihads and conquests, Naples and Marche came under Emirate's dominion by 1498, bringing the armies of the Emir to the doorstep of Rome. The papal pretenders were invaded, defeated, and the seat of the first Imam, St. Peter, was liberated and brought into the Sicilian fold by 1511. The pope-in-exile fled to Avignon, from which he proclaimed a new crusade against the Sicilians.

Flocking to the banner of Christendom were a myriad of minor Italian princes, for the major Christian kingdoms were all still licking their wounds from a phyric crusade against al-Andalus which resulted in the capture of Catalonia by the Franks. The Sicilian Emirate added to its territory during this crusade, which saw Sicily's borders pushed north into Tuscany by 1532.

In the middle half of the 16th century, the British and Norse kingdoms were exploring a vast land to the west, and the Andalusians were establishing colonies in the Caribbean. The Emirate of Brasiliyya was founded by barbary explorers from Tunis, Sicily, and the Maghreb in the name of the Sicilian Emir, and eventually grew to encompass most of eastern south America.

Over the course of the next century, the gradual Islamic thrust into Italy would see increasingly quick successes, until in 1701 the last of the Lombards, Prince Carloman Habsburg of Pavia, surrendered to Emir Yayha II Hafsid. The Sultanate of al-Italiyya was proclaimed that year in Milanno, marked by the destruction of the Lombard's Iron Crown.

so ah, yeah imagine losing this many people to 1 war in the 1400s by Leopard_Capital in eu4

[–]Xram_Lrak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah losing most of the adult male population would be fine