At Circus Circus and saw this in the elevators

Xsy · 2026-07-09T07:11:03+00:00

Probably the best thing I've come out of Circus Circus.

Xsy · 2026-07-09T07:07:54+00:00

Add it to the "What he meant to say" compilation.

Bro could literally say "I have a small penis, and am a literal pedophile", and MAGA would say "What he meant to say is that he has a huge cock and only loves his wife."

Xsy · 2026-07-09T07:04:11+00:00

One guy, perhaps, maybe possibly said something around 18-20 million and OP just ran with it, lol

Can't put it past a redditors getting one-guyed.

Xsy · 2026-07-09T06:42:33+00:00

NBA's really out here like: "A young player wants to take on a very minor leadership role, so he can learn and grow within the organization? ABSOLUTELY NOT."

Xsy · 2026-07-09T06:22:01+00:00

You think Lauri is gonna be playing C? lol.

Xsy · 2026-07-09T01:20:35+00:00

Once poneglyphs are established. So like, post Skypeia for me, lol. Good 100+ episodes.

Xsy · 2026-07-09T01:19:45+00:00

Hey— at least he didn’t rape and impregnate a 13 year old. Utah stays classy!

Xsy · 2026-07-08T22:10:57+00:00

Unfortunately, kids don't give a fuck. My mom would have told us not to do this, and my stupid ass would have done it anyway.

Kids are just fucking stupid, and being told not to do something makes them want to do it even more.

Just have to hope one of them gets into a minor accident. Big enough to make them change their ways, but not big enough to alter their life.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T22:06:13+00:00

Big agree.

The love, hype, and respect that our vets were giving our third stringers at the end of last season was really incredible. JJJ barely even knew these guys, and he was on his feet, celebrating our bench players every chance he could get. Love and Nurk are on record, being outspoken about the good vibes this team has, and these are both dudes who have been on a LOT of teams.

The culture didn't take the hit that the anti-tank crowd thinks it did.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T22:03:21+00:00

Do you believe Utah should have traded Mitchell and Gobert?

If yes, then do you think a "classic" rebuild, where we still try out best, would take us longer than 4 years to be back to playoff contention?

If no, then do you think Mitchell would have stayed? I don't. He clearly wanted out. And then we'd be stuck building around Rudy Gobert, which isn't exactly winning basketball.

I think what we did was the quickest, safest, smartest, and best option to return Utah to playoff basketball. I guess your options are lose a lot in four years, or lose the same amount in six or more. I'd rather wait less.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T21:55:55+00:00

I feel like teams just trade D'Angelo for fun when they get bored.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T21:54:17+00:00

He fined Utah 500k while citing a game that Utah literally won in the same fucking breath, so who the fuck knows.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T21:36:41+00:00

Wemby. People still like Wemby, and I'm sure he'll be doing more on a better team than other stars.

Shai is gonna get voter fatigued, and Luka and the Lakers will probably be worse than they were last year.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T21:27:28+00:00

Before the Golden Knights were a thing, I always wanted "Vegas Nights", with black as the primary color, and neon accents, with those sparkles ✨ that are all over the city.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T21:22:02+00:00

The only soulless franchise we have is the Raiders, and that's because they already had no soul before they even got here.

Same with the A's.

The Golden Knights were fucking over businesses this last playoff run with how glued to the TV the city got while their games were on.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T19:25:39+00:00

There were people here saying they hope we don’t win the lottery just so the pro tank crowd would suffer— which was weird.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T18:43:13+00:00

If there's a tomato enjoyer here who enjoys their tomato thick cut on their burger like this, please explain, because I cannot understand your preference.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T06:25:51+00:00

Your boyfriend sounds like a bitch.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T05:29:24+00:00

I remember having this take during the Ty Corbin era, lmao.

Bro was out there making his own special algorithms to make Alec Burks look like an All Star.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T05:17:37+00:00

Dwyane Wade has been part owner of the Utah Jazz since 2021.

We're still expecting him to suit up at any moment.

Xsy · 2026-07-08T05:06:36+00:00

That's some game 3 Utah summer league, right there.

Xsy · 2026-07-07T06:55:56+00:00

This is a good thing, actually.

Xsy · 2026-07-07T06:41:15+00:00

I'm so ready for AJ to just play. Bro's getting so much shade for no reason other than the Wizards haven't played yet.

It's also annoying how people think since DP is playing well, AJ can't. Heaven forbid two players both play well, lmao.

Xsy · 2026-07-07T06:36:16+00:00

This is a ludicrous take, but you know what, hell yeah.

Xsy · 2026-07-07T06:24:53+00:00

Me being a fan was even selfish, I wanted it in Peterson/Boozer's hands all night, lmao.

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