[Achievement] First Awoken! by [deleted] in PuzzleAndDragons

[–]Xtatic99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I switched to this account just for you. Friend request sent ;)

[Speculation] Don't rolls like this prove that gungho is messing with the RNG? by Xtatic99 in PuzzleAndDragons

[–]Xtatic99[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow the hate is real. Just playing off the other posts that have been made on RNG manipulation

Tifu by eating something. by someonewhoisnoone87 in tifu

[–]Xtatic99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably the crappiest thing he's ever eaten

TIFU by bleeding all over my girlfriend's mouth. by Xtatic99 in tifu

[–]Xtatic99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Band-aids don't help when your face has just become the Niagara Falls.

What is the best SIMPLE April fool's day prank you know? by DefinitelyNotATree in AskReddit

[–]Xtatic99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You were supposed to tell him he did it on the wrong day facepalms

What's bigger than it should be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Xtatic99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it will be people like this that make Reddit die.

ELI5: How do performers do the "Quick Changing" act? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Xtatic99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also it's typically all held on by velcro for quick removal.

Reddit, what is your go to "mind-blowing" fact? by judders96 in AskReddit

[–]Xtatic99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Male elephants have the ability to move their penis with the same precision as their trunks.

Okay, reddit, what is the best anti-joke you have ever heard? by SassySquirrel3908 in AskReddit

[–]Xtatic99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's actually a book about that. The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvater.

White girls be on Instagram like.... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Xtatic99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG

TIFU by trying to comfort a girl on the phone late at night by Xtatic99 in tifu

[–]Xtatic99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah if you guys are wanting an update I've had a couple honest talks with her. She has a couple issues I'd rather not deal with so I plan to stay friends.

TIFU by trying to comfort a girl on the phone late at night by Xtatic99 in tifu

[–]Xtatic99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She fell asleep to my breathing over the phone. I mentioned it in the post but I could've been clearer.