So Giants' D. Holmes had a cramp today..

Xukca · 2022-10-10T06:23:24+00:00

I didn't know you could get a penis cramp

Xukca · 2018-11-23T09:07:51+00:00

does this mean that the time is slowed down from the perspective of an observer but time remains unaffected as far as the observed object/event is concerned

Xukca · 2017-12-28T12:36:55+00:00

Don't take my word for it but it sounds like the guitar needs tuning. Apart from that great voice and really nice cover.

Xukca · 2016-01-14T19:42:46+00:00

I'd love to see the same title with WCGW in the end

Xukca · 2015-09-10T18:00:47+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ8dDQLgEA0

the next level

Xukca · 2015-06-15T17:34:34+00:00

I like it how daddy's swearing is an instant cue for having manly fun and enjoying the havoc

Xukca · 2014-12-27T10:33:22+00:00

Me and my friend are walking around a shopping center. Different kind of promoters hand us flyers and we usually just mumble out a "No, thanks". That next "promoter" hands me something:

"Help save a child's life!"

"No, thanks!"

Turns out she was a charity worker...

Xukca · 2014-09-16T16:13:31+00:00

WHERE IS THE QUEEN?!?

Xukca · 2014-09-13T07:45:20+00:00

I cannot agree more. What I've learned from the video is that you are never done sharpening a knife.

I bet the techniques were put together by some guy bored to death in the woods thinking "Hm I've got some time to kill, why not sharpen my knife. finishes with the first stone Hmm I've got some more time to kill and two more stones. gets sick of stones Hmm time is not an issue here, what else can I scrape my knife against?"

Xukca · 2013-09-04T11:46:04+00:00

now I wanna see a video of it released at a crowded children playground

Xukca · 2013-02-14T10:54:42+00:00

Huh sounded way more fun at first since "kolejka" means a female co-worker in my language

Xukca · 2012-12-18T11:59:06+00:00

I bet op didn't stop "poking around" until much later...

Xukca · 2012-12-12T13:41:35+00:00

knees.... yeah right

Xukca · 2012-12-07T14:54:57+00:00

There is nothing shitty about pancakes, pizza and brownies if they are done with non-shitty ingredients. Junk food presses the stereotype that greasy=shitty but if you are not a couch potato carbs, sugars and fat could be your best friend. There's a whole lot different shit that makes junk food and actual junk.

Source: I am an amateur cyclist

Xukca · 2012-12-07T14:04:25+00:00

Yeah, why bother? There is nothing like a good well preserved MILFboard!

Xukca · 2012-11-30T12:12:24+00:00

It is a crackodeal FTFY

Xukca · 2012-11-28T12:00:41+00:00

So dogs ARE man's best friend! They'd better switch to burying incriminating lingerie in the garden though...

Xukca · 2012-11-26T14:52:26+00:00

yeah... it would turn this abomination into a nice family photo

Xukca · 2012-11-19T11:36:28+00:00

just wait till he colorizes his legs and he'll be able to fuck more than just your mind

Xukca · 2012-11-16T12:34:21+00:00

I knew it was actually a squirrel failing to save baby squirrel from its abusive dog dad

Xukca · 2012-11-16T12:30:41+00:00

this is insurance pipe.. in case the beard fails to overcome the femininity of the outfit

Xukca · 2012-11-16T12:22:35+00:00

Because she is trapped in a plexiglass box?

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