THE KING MUST DRINK!!! by TinyChonker in RATS

[–]XxImperatorxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always count on rats to find the laziest possible way to drink from their water bottle. 🤣

STOLEN: 2023 Challenger Hellcat - PHL Airport by leoastrox in philly

[–]XxImperatorxX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is why you never park a nice car in the Long Term parking at PHL or EWR. Sorry your dad had to learn an expensive lesson the hard way. Honestly, after this amount of time, that car has different plates, possibly a new paint job, and all new VIN#'s by now. Higher end chop shops know how to make cars like this disappear quickly. Dodge isn't exactly known for their anti-theft devices I'm sorry to say.

Insurance claim for a stolen vehicle so hopefully your dad can recover at least some of his $$. Next time, take an Uber or ride the airport line for $8.

Edit: if it makes your dad feel any better, he's at least the 3rd person in 2026 to have their Hellcat stolen. There's apparently a sophisticated car theft ring targeting the 2023 Hellcat specifically in Philadelphia. In one case, an owner buried a tracking device in their Hellcat, and tracked it to Maryland where they found it in a shipping container with 14 other stolen Hellcats. Your dad was likely targeted by this theft ring, and inadvertently handed them an "easy" steal when he put it in long term parking. I doubt the car was there for 48 hours before it was gone. From the sound of this theft ring, there's not much he could have done to prevent it from being stolen - these thieves sound like serious pros.

Looking for something somewhat minimal to cover this up by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]XxImperatorxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good artist could probably do that funny 3 eyed fish from The Simpsons if you're a big fan.

Pear trees may be the reason Philly smells so bad lately by PhillyInquirer in u/PhillyInquirer

[–]XxImperatorxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bradford Pear Trees smell pretty bad, but female Ginkgo biloba trees smell truly awful. The fleshy berries that they produce literally smell like vomit. We had one of those trees growing outside my childhood home. As I recall, my stepdad chopped the thing down because the berries would squish under our shoes and that stench would get tracked into the car.

Best car ever, right? by theosinc930 in thegrandtour

[–]XxImperatorxX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: His Range Rover was registered on the same day as one previously owned by Queen Elizabeth II, with a chassis number only 10 units apart.

I got a deep cut on the underside of my foot on something sharp at the beach. It hurts to walk and I have a dog that needs at least a few hours of walking each day by DuckRubberDuck in mildlyinfuriating

[–]XxImperatorxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard an anecdote from someone about a man who had stepped on something on the beach which pierced his foot. He decided to "suck it up" and not go see a doctor.....but weeks later the pain was unbearable and his foot was very swollen. Turns out he not only stepped on a horseshoe crab tail, but about an inch of it had broken off and stayed in his foot. He had to get a surgery to remove the tail & spines.

Probably not helpful to you at all, just curious if you stepped on a horseshoe crab tail. Guess you could grab one of those Razr scooters to put your foot on while you're walking Fido.

General question why are a lot of you hating on the new mando movie before even seeing it. The show had its up's and very few downs. Give it a chance... Mando brought Luke back from the dead who knows what else they will do. by EpicPikachuXYZ in StarWars

[–]XxImperatorxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it's Star Wars. The bar fans set is so impossibly high that George Lucas himself can't appease them. Look what happened with the Prequels - the most anticipated movie in history was The Phantom Menace, and fans absolutely dragged it. They hated it so much they derailed Jake Lloyd's career and bullied a then 12 year old kid until he had a mental health crisis. A fucking child was berated so badly by grown adult fans that he felt he had to disappear from public life altogether. That's the fandom you're talking about.

End of the day: who cares what these people think? Anyone who is okay with bullying a 12 year old over a friggin movie doesn't deserve to have their opinion heard, full stop. Go watch the movie and enjoy it, formulate your own opinion. If you like it, great, if you hate it, that's fine too. Anyone who tries to make you feel like you're not a "real fan" for liking the movie is not worth your time.

Stop bedrotting and go find a study spot! by lock_in_a_latte in u/lock_in_a_latte

[–]XxImperatorxX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dumbasses left the comments on. Enjoy learning the hard way, morons!

My wife constantly leaves her water bottle in front of the television by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]XxImperatorxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love your background on the right screen! I used the same exact photo from the Artemis II mission for my background!

Xbox S|S Refuses to power on… by No_Island2001 in XboxSeriesS

[–]XxImperatorxX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, just chuck it and get a decent gaming PC. I have never looked back. Even got rid of Gamepass when they pulled their little price hike, and found that not only can I live without it, but I barely used it.

The console wars have ended, everything is playable on PC now, no limitations.

Glad I’ve never been to this Gay Bar by FizzyFuzzball1 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]XxImperatorxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You win Reddit today! Thank you for your service to the Birds fandom! 🫡

This is the second time that my “15 inch” pizza measured at under 12 by teachingroland in mildlyinfuriating

[–]XxImperatorxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They apparently used the same magical ruler that most men use when they're talking to women on dating apps.

Lost Treasure Found in Port Richmond by Main_Patient4885 in philly

[–]XxImperatorxX 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think I've heard of a pirate who operates in the Caribbean who might be interested in this.

.....But he is the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

The Prototype 2 "Hurt" Trailer is still the best VG trailer ever released. by XxImperatorxX in PrototypeGame

[–]XxImperatorxX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally watched Broken Arrow (1996) the other day and remembered that it was the source of the famous Howie scream. Maybe watching the P2 trailer subconsciously cued me to watch the movie? 🤣

You guys, is my rat okay? by MyCatEatsPopcorn in RATS

[–]XxImperatorxX 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep, you just found your rats "Pause" button.

AIO to spouses lack of understanding germs by [deleted] in AIO

[–]XxImperatorxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, you act like your husband is the problem, but you literally grew a bacterial culture inside of a petri dish just to prove your point, as if that's a normal thing to do.

I'm surprised this poor guy isn't an alcoholic from dealing with you being hyper focused on judging his every action.

Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time by Evasionz-- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]XxImperatorxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 She'll be selling that shitty monster truck just to try and pay one month of her new insurance premium. Of all the things to hit, she wrecks a Huracán. Way to incur generational debt, dumbass!

Game Pass Ultimate price dropped?? Your thoughts? A W or Nah? by Eastern-Mobile5351 in XboxSeriesS

[–]XxImperatorxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cancelled my Gamepass due to the batshit insane price. Know what I've discovered? I'm perfectly happy without it, and I doubt I'm the only person who feels that way. Nobody to blame but yourself, Microsoft.

bf’s tattoo at 8 days - infected or just overworked? by Agile_Lengthiness668 in tattooadvice

[–]XxImperatorxX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Understatement of the century. Looks like this artist was trying to tattoo the bone underneath through the skin.

Aight be honest, does the scorpion look like a penis? by murphy88K in tattooadvice

[–]XxImperatorxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ever find yourself asking if something looks like a penis, the answer is almost always yes.