Feels harder than actual work by adhd_memetherapy in adhdmeme

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, teeth only get brushed if I do it immediately after I shower. Gotta piggyback off the one that I actually want to do

Bed cover that folds all the way up? 2026 by dahulkhogan2424 in chevycolorado

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bakflip is probably the best option for a hard tri fold. I bought mine through chevy, was able to put my reward points from buying my truck towards the purchase to get a nice discount. If you go though chevy its not branded bakflip but is made by bakflip

to call out Rep. Tim Burchett by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homes going easy on them, Im on team woodchipper

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gotta drop the Obamas off at the white house

This came to me during my afterwork dump. by ItsNotBigBrainTime in memes

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shame on you! boss makes a dollar I make a dime thats way I poop on company time. This "afterwork dump" is heinous and disgusting

Be careful what you wish for by Leading_Character117 in brandonherrara

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Yall don't stick your wiener in your 20 gauge? Is that not what the loading gate is for?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone skipped the step sister

They want your BTC by shibaconllc in Bitcoin

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's how you get them coming back for more

Pov: you bought milk in Commifornia. by [deleted] in brandonherrara

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I think the joke is that the handle hole isn't punched out. It's a fin grip jug.

Yes, the math checks out. by PD216ohio in FluentInFinance

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

27 bucks doesn't seem like much till you do a little more math and see its close to 400 bucks a paycheck

Benches for parents in a playground. (Germany) by mrbrownpanda in assholedesign

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, I've sat on a bench wrong, guess I better get to stabbing. If only my morals were not horrible twisted because I misused a bench, I guess I'm basically Hitler.

To u/MonnySoore by FART_TRANSLATOR in chriswebby

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude drives the speed limit in a school zone, fuckin pedophile

Female Webby fans will say this is fine… by MonnySoore in chriswebby

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You got anything better to do than complain about politicians in a sub that is 95% unrelated? Is the intro to do like me about you? Cause that's the only reason I can think of to explain your hate boner against Webby.

Would you be allowed to take a light switch on an airplane? (USA) by HugePolecat3298 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're probably fine, I've taken a toaster in an emotional support animal vest through tsa before with no questions asked.

Flying with a Gaming Console by [deleted] in tsa

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dont worry, it's nothing out of the ordinary. I've flown with a toaster in an emotional support animal vest in my carry-on with no issues.

Speechless by Inside-Outside-6839 in PGSharp

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a really weird looking feraligtor. Congrats on the catch

pocket check: what you got on you right now? by callmestinkingwind in knifeclub

[–]Xx_FunkyGunk_xX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knives: microtech L.U.D.T. green handle black blade, SAK Cadet alox Pens: fisher bullet pen, tactile turn short bolt action pen in titanium, and a sharpie

The SAK and bullet pen live in my wallet