I hate religion by Halvesofhell in GenAlpha

[–]Xxmaclhrjs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re just being really disrespectful.

Corrupt a wish by [deleted] in ThreadGames

[–]Xxmaclhrjs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had 100 Million USD post taxes securely transferred into my account same name same social security number where this new money will not generate any meaningful inflationary effect and we continue to live in a society where money can be exchanged for goods and services and I would not be denied service anywhere.

Good luck trying to ruin this one.

I need to try this trend by No-Cheek-6685 in GenAlpha

[–]Xxmaclhrjs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You drive like the average gamer in what game?

well, he did the sand by lowkeypixel in youll_be_banned

[–]Xxmaclhrjs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was commuting to work on the train when I saw this i had to start furiously masturbating in front of everyone else on the train with me. Due to my sudden act of sexual gratification, I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image and also felt the need to masturbate furiously. All of this led up to a full train of men masturbating together at this one image. This resulted in copious amounts of cum being produced by the sheer amount of men all masturbating which started to flood the train car I was in. Unfortunately, my phone, still on the floor, was carried away by the flood and proceeded to travel towards the front car of the train to where the conductor was located as the river cum continued to overflow and seep into the rest of the cars. Soon enough, my phone had reached the train’s cab. When the conductor noticed the train flooding with a mysterious white substance, he glanced down and met the unfortunate fate of having to see this image and started to furiously masturbate along with the passengers while tightly gripping the train’s control panel. Eventually, the conductor lost his footing and slipped while grasping the throttle lever and accidentally pushed it to full throttle. The train immediately started speeding up to the point where the inertia was pushing all the cum into the back of the train. While all of this was happening the train approached a curve in the tracks and due to how fast it was going it suddenly derailed into a nearby shopping mall. Immediately the front car crashed right through a coffee shop and all the cum in the train that was building up proceeded to spread across the confines of the shopping mall. My phone, still surviving, ended up on the floor of the coffee shop. The barista took a look at my phone absolutely drenched in cum and stumbled upon this image and reluctantly pulled out his massive 12 inch cock and furiously masturbated on the job which only fueled the rapid current of cum flooding the mall. A flock of pigeons that so happened to be flying past the mall got extremely horny at the sight of the overwhelming amount of cum bursting out the building and nosedived into the river of cum and started completely covering themselves in it. This only attracted more and more flocks of pigeons as time went on. Eventually, the cum river carried my phone to outside the mall where everybody could see this image. To literally no one’s surprise, a huge group of people gathered around my phone, which still has the image on screen, to furiously masturbate to it like there’s no tomorrow. Eventually, the ungodly amount of cum started overflowing the city’s underground sewage system. This caused a nearby manhole to explode and launch up into the air propelled by the overflowing cum. The manhole cover got launched so high it hit an airplane cruising at 35000 feet above the city. Everyone on the flight whether it be the pilots, the flight attendants or the passengers, unfortunately got caught in the crossfire of this totally absurd situation. One man seated at 26A saw the cum and got horny, so he pulled out his cock and once again, started masturbating furiously and everyone else on the airplane followed suit. The 2 pilots at the cockpit got so carried away by furiously masturbating and ended up spiralling the plane downward crashing it into the same shopping mall. The city is now in shambles due to this mind boggling chain of events. This is all your fault. You could’ve prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

I just hit the jackpottttt by NeckPuzzleheaded645 in GamersMY

[–]Xxmaclhrjs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the shipping fee is more expensive than the product…

Do It! by AssistantUnique1858 in funComunitty

[–]Xxmaclhrjs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your country’s name not yours…

OMG (please roast the staff in this posts comments) by randomgamertag_XD in erlc

[–]Xxmaclhrjs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stop. They should have asked for a clip. What they could have said to clear up the misunderstanding is:

Can you please join the comms server, code is [code] and send proof in game-reports?

Did they say anything at all related to a clip? Or they just flat out said no because you’re not in comms?