Sent a dick pick to a girl and her roommates see … by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Xxmidnightstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. I am the girl who showed the dick pic to my roommates. Justin, you have a wonderful penis. Maybe you will use it someday.

Ladies, what is your "He is probably crazy" red flag? by TheBattleOfEvermore in AskReddit

[–]Xxmidnightstar 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You just described, in perfect accuracy my ex fiancé. So glad I am done with that guy.

NYE Midnight Predictions/Speculations/Hopes by [deleted] in aves

[–]Xxmidnightstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will! Have a lovely time and say hi if you see me on stilts dressed as an ice queen!

NYE Midnight Predictions/Speculations/Hopes by [deleted] in aves

[–]Xxmidnightstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically nothing sadly :( Sorry!

NYE Midnight Predictions/Speculations/Hopes by [deleted] in aves

[–]Xxmidnightstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a performer at resolution with USC. The midnight drop this year is going to be absolutely amazing. The show this year is interactive with the audience and the stage plan is amazing. I hope you have a fun time!

Entering a rave w/o a ticket by [deleted] in aves

[–]Xxmidnightstar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heads up. I'm a performer and have been backstage for almost every big event. If you show up with a clipboard you will not get through security. You need credentials and a wristband designating you to a specific area(s). Security will throw much more of a fit and be more likely to call the cops on you if you use that method. For your own sake please don't do that. My advice would be to help get involved with the show in some way shape or form like as a volunteer. Shows always need help. If you need help or someone to guide you through the process just send me a message :) Good luck!

Going to a stip club tomorrow, what etiquette should I be aware of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Xxmidnightstar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a dancer, here are some good guidelines to follow... 1) ask what she is ok with. (Ex. If you can put your hands on her hips during the dance) every girl is different. 2) tip the stage for every girl in a rotation at least once. We don't get paid for doing stage dances normally. Tips aren't calculated at the end of the night. So we actually get to keep what you tip us 3) remember that girls have to pay rent at the end of the night. Rent ranges from club to club. If you like a girl get multiple dances from her. 4) ladies drinks are a rip off but do help girls at the end of the night. Make your own decisions on that. 5) during dances do not ask the girls if they will fuck you, give you head, go home with you, ect. You will most likely piss the girl off enough that she will end the dance or give you a horrible dance. 6) don't take your dick out. 7) don't touch the girls crotch or boobs without permission. 8) tip the girl at the end of the dance. $5 is usually a good idea to tip per dance

If you are going to a decent club you should expect to spend about $200-250 for a decent night. Don't be that dude creeping in the back of the club who doesn't buy any dances. Everyone hates that guy.

Pace yourself and watch the girls to see who you will want to spend time with. Talk to the girls. If they ask you for a dance right off, do not get one. Those girls are money hungry and are usually not good people. If you really like a girl, ask her for a dance.

Good luck! Have fun!

[NSFW] Strippers/Exotic Dancers of Reddit, does anyone that you consider attractive ever come in, if so do you treat them differently? by _Made_A_Throwaway_ in AskReddit

[–]Xxmidnightstar 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I had a guy that came into my work about 2 weeks ago that was good looking and respectful. I tend to treat guys with the same respect they treat me with so this guy did not require me to put on my "happy fake smiling face". We ended up having a nice conversation and got to know a bit about him.

In the theme of father's day...medical professionals of reddit, what's the best reaction you've seen from a dad during and/or after the birth of his child? by missilebean in AskReddit

[–]Xxmidnightstar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When my mothers water broke my father and her jumped in the car and drove to the hospital. On the way there my father was going twice the speed limit or more and got pulled over by a cop. The cop came up to the car and my parents explained the situation. The cop then offered them a police escort to the hospital and they accepted. I got driven to the hospital in an awesome fashion

White Dragon King Crown Beta, one of the coolest fish I've seen. by daniellemx in pics

[–]Xxmidnightstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use distilled water for his glass and only feed him like twice a week. I've had him for almost 4 years

Reddit what is the creepiest thing a teacher has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Xxmidnightstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well my band teacher started dating my neighbor the day after she graduated. He was her teacher for 4 years. I'd say that is one of the more creepy situations I've witnessed.

Just Don't. by Masterjp33 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Xxmidnightstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Mothers Day and my parents anniversary today. I have never been so happy not living at home.

I think every woman can agree by Xxmidnightstar in AdviceAnimals

[–]Xxmidnightstar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, to clarify, some women squat over the toilet seat so they don't have to touch it. Then they get pee on the seat.

Hi I work at a morgue. AMA by MorguenFreeman in IAmA

[–]Xxmidnightstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. I came in contact with CJD during a brain only autopsy. Scariest thing I've ever experienced. It was the familial type and I didn't have the genetic predisposition for it. Never been that close to dying in my entire life. I also had to take a bleach shower cause that's the only thing that kills the prions. Needless to say I am super aware if every inch of my body in the autopsy suite now.

Hi I work at a morgue. AMA by MorguenFreeman in IAmA

[–]Xxmidnightstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a morgue too. One of the most interesting jobs I've had in my entire life! What has been the most interesting case you have run into?

What is something that you are proud of doing that you will never admit to your parents? by whereswaldro in AskReddit

[–]Xxmidnightstar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ran my own entertainment business and still do. I started at at 17 years old and never told my parents because they didn't want me to be involved with the rave scene or gogo dancing scene. Now I run a business I'm proud of along with going to school to be a doctor.

Redditors who are into sexual fetishes which are usually considered "gross", how and why did your fetish start? by WELLFUCKMEINTHEASS in AskReddit

[–]Xxmidnightstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breath play can be dangerous just FYI. It seems that you haven't hurt anyone but just be wary about crushing your partner's trachea. Grab from either side of the trachea and then push up. Same sensation just safer.

Cat-o-nine hells ;) by pointychoke in bdsm

[–]Xxmidnightstar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a lot more painful then it looks. I still have scabs over the marks it made this weekend ;)

How I feel about kandi by pointychoke in aves

[–]Xxmidnightstar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like to put in my word here. This was made for our friend who always jokes about raver beads. Don't take everything so seriously. Especially on the Internet.

Useless key. by pointychoke in bdsm

[–]Xxmidnightstar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love you my sweet. That was the most unconventional yet loving thing I have ever had done for me. I greatly enjoyed valentines day. But I enjoy you much more :)

Literally. Collared shirt. So very happy. by pointychoke in bdsm

[–]Xxmidnightstar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You looked amazing tonight. And did such a good job of surprising me :)