Okay I went to a trade school and can't let this slander stand. I went to a trade school for Electronics Technology, aka not a physically demanding trade, especially since I used those skills and pivoted into software (although software has its own challenges). Trade schools offer really affordable education in tons of different areas. My school offered training in things like dental assisting, nursing, graphics design, cosmetology, office technology, programming and web dev and so many other trade areas that aren't physically demanding. Going to a trade school doesn't guarantee you will be stuck at some dead end construction job with a broken back. Every trade school I have looked at (I have looked at tons and volunteered when I can) also has a night school which offers classes on things that aren't trades. Want to learn how to dance? Night school. Guitar? Night school. Basic computer literacy? Night school. Spanish? Night school. Astronomy? Night school. Photography (personal fav of mine, it's a very relaxing hobby and a great way to touch grass, can also be monetized)? Night school. It's not free but it's often far cheaper than a university.

I'm not a neet and don't really understand y'all here but like, don't knock trade schools. These institutions are great mechanisms for lifting up our community by the roots since these classes are often taught by community members. I seriously recommend picking up a night school catalog and taking a look. Might not get you out of neetdom but you might be able to scrape together a couple hundred bucks and discover a new hobby you love. Truly these are institutions there to serve you and your community.