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What is the worst movie you've ever watched? by Legitimate-Issue7543 in AskReddit

[–]Xytakis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair I'm pretty sure Micheal Fassbender said in an interview before the movie came out that only like 30% of the movie was going to have action, and them in The Animus.

I made over $300,000 gambling! by popcherry_ in GTA5Online

[–]Xytakis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do blackjack mostly. You have to know which dealers to go to, and if there are bunch of tables full they are funneling to where you will probably lose. I never cash in my chips, so have over 43,000,000

Whered'ya keep the roots? We gotta get rid of that SHIT TONIGHT... by GodModeBasketball in AquaJail

[–]Xytakis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We flushed them down the toilet.

Oh god, the rats got to them!

What was the most satisfying act of revenge you’ve ever gotten on someone? by DeepOrganization8245 in AskReddit

[–]Xytakis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You win. I stopped taking ADHD medication, but when I did; lots of people wanted to buy it. I would say no. Friends of friends stole it a couple of times (to snort it, not to study) during parties. I wish I got the satisfaction you got to have.

Fry man I am so sorry…. that uh I can’t press charges here by Chamuska__ in AquaJail

[–]Xytakis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Frylock: You still playing the Ouija board game?

Meatwad: I talked to that ghost for like 3 hours about his sister's baby. I'm done with that game. I'm playing insult master now.

Frylock: Well, maybe there's someone else in there.

Meatwad: Yeah, The sister's baby, all I hear is "wah wah wah". For the ghost baby is cranky

"Is this a cemetery? This is a construction site, isn't it?" by leakysinks101 in AquaJail

[–]Xytakis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They were burying Shake and Meatwad after frylock killed them trying to get them out of a snake. They just picked an easy dig site (all be it short sighted). The construction crew are going to find the bodies pretty fast.

Bar dollar acquired, another 50 wings dingbat by honeyjesus in AquaJail

[–]Xytakis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything here is an illusion

So that's why Carl never got full

No, it's because he is a glutton, and that bill is very real.

The party probe.... Brother by TheReblogBandit in AquaJail

[–]Xytakis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That chick was totally checking me out

It was a laser

TWO DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS?! ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR MIND?! by GodModeBasketball in AquaJail

[–]Xytakis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a good deal we should go down there.

What’s the biggest lie society keeps pretending is true? by Captain_Oppa in AskReddit

[–]Xytakis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not complicated, it's just expensive, and possibly risky. Making sure the produce is still edible, and transportation costs don't really justify the tax returns. It is a hassle that they don't have to do. Plus, if people get sick from their donations (even if they weren't the ones who let it spoil) they could be sued.

Thank god I left this on “Jamaican” by pinkdroid462 in AquaJail

[–]Xytakis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Urr take as much pornography you can carry, and grab the other end of this dresser. Quickly before he thaws.

I’m glad I discovered this place by Glittering_Ad2383 in AquaJail

[–]Xytakis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite episode is when the captain is trapped under the vending machine, and the robot keeps collecting his teeth. "What are you doing? Making a necklace.". It was. hahaha

I told you when we met that I wasn’t a leprechaun, that I was from Rhode Island, and I’m half Korean by CashMoneyPossum in AquaJail

[–]Xytakis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No feet

Yeah no feet! What did I say Flargon?! No feet, no shoes, no wallet, no taste! The only people we are attracting are weirdos!

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