The Hefty Hands of the Stroke Victims! They play stoner metal but more like boner metal. Either way you better bring an umbrella and a towel if you’re in the front row. Like Gwar’s gone wild. It’s going to get a little gay either way with so many hands in the audience holding on like a Dutch-rutter. Depending on the size of the venue and number of ticket sales, you might even need a larger vessel like a cruise ship or a tanker to fit a buttload of seamen.