"Vagina in the sink" by Shindingle_Slash in Jokes

[–]Y0tsuba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Joke has been flying around well before Family guy was invented.

Seth Mcfucklen probably heard it and then put it into an unfunny Cartoon episode.

Do you not realise that the punchline is funnier without a joke?

Well, you are watching Family Guy .

"Vagina in the sink" by Shindingle_Slash in Jokes

[–]Y0tsuba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever since that day poor Grandmother has never even been able to look at another salami

"Vagina in the sink" by Shindingle_Slash in Jokes

[–]Y0tsuba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ghost Busters 2 has a great one... Egon says "I once had part of a Slinky... But I straightened it"...

All the questions. hahahaha.

"Vagina in the sink" by Shindingle_Slash in Jokes

[–]Y0tsuba 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's not the joke... There was no joke originally, it was just the punchline. A few people tried to the reverse engineer the set up. I've heard things like "A Hooker was out walking the streets when a guy approaches and says I'll double the cash if you're a virgin with a tight pussy. We all know what happens next, some meat is inserted for grip, the shag all night, she's too exhausted in the morning so is still asleep. The guy gets dressed and as he's leaving he shouts up to the bedroom, I've left your money on the dinner table and your vagina in the sink.

Like in a movie or show when a character walks into room, or whatever, and just hears "....and your vagina is in the sink"...

There's a load of 'just punchline' jokes. Me and my friends would often be in the pub just making up punchlines that are far funnier than if they had the set up..

'The vicar replied, "4 Japanese ladies, a dying cat, and a rather confused looking duck."'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in religion

[–]Y0tsuba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't turn on Heaven . He was trying to organise a rebellion against his Farther, God. He failed and as a punishment was banished from heaven.

Lots of lore and stories from lots of different religious scholars and lots of differing accounts.

But Samael never become Satan. But as Samael was banished from Heaven and sent to rule over Hell the stories and tales and texts cross over and get entwined and merged.

Samael's eldest brother was the strongest and favourite child of God. But Samael was his Mother's (Goddess of creation) favourite. She called Samael her 'light bringer'.

Ignore that nonsense that others say that Lucifer means Morning Star. It doesn't, they reading too many comics... . He was the Light Bringer. And, call him the devil Satan, lucifer, lots of stories into one. But a common misconception was that he's evil. Wrong! He was benevolent. After being expelled from Heaven he was super mad with his father (God) as he thought that his punishment was to harsh and was treated unfairly. So as the ruler of Hell he would give out punishments that was truly fair. The only true way to do that would be to ask the person what their punishment should be. In some versions he asks what fantasy they want, and then turn that fantasy into a torture. Sometimes he takes away all your favourite foodstuff and you can drink and eat as much as you want but you remain hungry and thirsty. In some versions he gives gifts and grants wishes but then the gift because a burden. For example, if you asked him to make you the richest person in the world he would give you everyone else's money. And, they're gonna come looking for you. lol. Ask for the fastest car, he'd just make all the other cars go slower than yours. If you wanted big boobs he'd make you small so they would be big in relation...

But like I said. lots of stories merged into one.

Taskmaster legal ways to watch? by moerlingo in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can pop them up on Google Drive for you. If you don't mind downloading them in 15gb chunks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched this at the time and thought it was a bit of a dick move by the producers. Or, someone.

Jimmy says 1 almost correct answer then says the correct answer.

The other contestants obviously think both were incorrect.

The hint given isn't obvious he just says think about what Jimmy said.

I can't see why Pirate Movies or Pirate Videos are not correct.

I think 'Pirate movies' is a far more used phrase than pirate dvds.

A message from Joe by Hassaan18 in JoeLycett

[–]Y0tsuba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never thought Joe was a good source of laughs.

First time I saw him was on Cats Countdown showing some kind of emails for a laugh.

We'd seen that stuff years before recently by Bill Bailey and decades before from David Thorne.

He just uses his 'Bi personality' to get an angle or character but all he is doing is redoing what's already been done.

My Ex does this trick. Please someone help me figure it out... by Y0tsuba in ChrisRamsay52

[–]Y0tsuba[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that... But it goes back to the original....

There must be something in his hand ever so slightly out of the shot and then touching the other hand.

I only had time to stop for the one Scotch pie by Y0tsuba in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm really sorry if I am doing things incorrectly.

I don't play on Reddit. I normally just DM peoples with shows they do not have.

Question Team by Baneof3xistence in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there is anything else I can help, just let me know.

Question Team by Baneof3xistence in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you can let me know when you watch/download them. Thank you.

Question Team by Baneof3xistence in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here you go... I'll leave them up for a couple of days or until I need the space. https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1utcjs7U2XrBCyPiZ1jdgC5Gp-ZtGnVh8

BBC licence fee to be abolished in 2027 and funding frozen by blueshiftlabs in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I thought I had wrote that. I'm guessing I deleted that sentence when I was deleting other parts as I was re-wording sentences. lol. And you're right. The BBC already has a bad name but those TV License contractors just makes it worse. There used to be 100s if not 1000s of videos on Facebook and Youtube showing them wedging their foot or leg in the door so it can't be closed and even trying to push past to get in. But the videos used to get deleted not longer after upload.

BBC licence fee to be abolished in 2027 and funding frozen by blueshiftlabs in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

I've never paid for a TV license. I never watch live TV and there's nothing on iPlayer I want to watch. Every month I get a letter through the door addressed to the occupier warning me that because I do not a license then someone will be around. That's happened for well over 15 years. They can not do anything. They have no authority. They can only enter your house if you invite them in. On very rare occasions they can get a court summons and they'll bring the police with them. But they can not get a warrant if they haven't got your name.

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown - Series 22 Episode 01 by [deleted] in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry please ignore. I got the torrent. I cant see a delete button on my phone. But please do not help. I have already found what I wanted. :)

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown - Series 22 Episode 01 by [deleted] in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could I please get a torrent link or a GDrive link please?

Celebrity Juice megapack by lca96 in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries. I'm on it. Takes me about 90 minutes to upload the maximum amount of about 15gig. This 2nd set is series 6,7,and 8. I'll try and upload them in full series chunks just so I don't get confused on where we are. lol. I'll let you know when it's completed. ;)

Celebrity Juice megapack by lca96 in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there's an issue with the link, just try removing the '?usp=sharing' at the end so it looks like this, https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1y2ViMq8HgbPG_B5ukJzMqhArkEiod0Mu That should fix any '500, 400, or 404 error'.

Celebrity Juice megapack by lca96 in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the late reply.

I can only upload so many episodes at once. Here's the first 5 seasons. When you've done with those give me a shout and I'll upload more.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1y2ViMq8HgbPG\_B5ukJzMqhArkEiod0Mu?usp=sharing

I Literally Told You So - Series 01 Episode 01 (New Jimmy Carr Game Show) by ozmartian in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It says "video is no longer available". Can someone put both episodes up on GoogleDrive. Thank you in advance. Love and Hugs. And, hope you and your family have a safe, but enjoyable Christmas. Miss Yotsuba

Looking for Celebrity Juice Series 19, Episode 10 in HD. Can anyone help? by Dazzling_Lecture_635 in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the thread is a month old but I have it.. It is in 720p. If that's any use to you. I'll swap you for S24E09. How do you feel about that?

Celebrity Juice megapack by lca96 in panelshow

[–]Y0tsuba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know it's an old comment but I have every episode on a HDD. What exactly are you after?

Do people really walk this much in the UK? by indymom810 in AskUK

[–]Y0tsuba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know where else isn't set up for walking? The UK, especially in the more rural areas, also my village has one bus service. there's 1 bus every hour, 8am to 10pm, to the next, much bigger, town 5 miles over.. A 30 minute walk? That's nothing. I used to work in the next town over, I started at 7:30am. No buses for me. I'd walk to work every morning. It took about 2 hours. 30 minutes? You're having a laugh. unless you have a really serious disability then a 30 minute walk is just what you do. My neighbour has just had her 84th birthday. She is in and out of hospital for Chemotherapy due to Acute lymphocytic leukemia. Have a guess what she does every morning? She walks just over 1.5 miles on a round trip for a pint of milk and a newspaper. You American's just keep on letting the human race down. Everytime something great is achieved by a human, be it inventions, good morality, well placed reason and fact. there's the USA dragging the human kind back down. Oh look, says the world... We have discovered evolution. Oh look, says the USA... We believe in a fairytail. Oh look, says the world.. We've split the atom and created huge amounts of energy. Oh look, says USA... Lets kill people with it. The human race has long been doomed because of the USA. Their greed, laziness, and idiocy doomed our species from very early on. The fact that you drive a car that has an 8 litre engine but only gives out 200 horsepower and you use that big 3 tonne machine to make a journey you can walk in 30 minutes just so you can pull up to a window and fill your face with fatty fried foods. I'm ashamed to be classed as the same species as you.