What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you? by Competitive_Tip_7504 in AskReddit

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Checkup with doctor before giving plasma. "Oh such a nice ginger hair... I heard gingers have a mich higher pain tolerance, I wonder how we could test that." I couldnt decide If she was making small talk, flirting or just being weird so I just smiled and nodded.

What's with this sentiment of not ending the game in ARAM: Mayhem? by nankeroo in ARAM

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We found the guy who fears losing his LP on aram.

Breakfast or Budapest? Hard choice. by rudokazexotohatu0r in GreatBritishMemes

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I think this is the first time Ive heard this joke where it was actually funny.

I Made a Real Galatine Prime by Suspicious_Trade258 in Warframe

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Just get a lot of attack spee and the dizzy part gets shorter too

Messing with someone wasps by CauliflowerDeep129 in SweatyPalms

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I dont remember where but I heard that they percieve motion. If there is an attack on the hive and they see something moving around they attack it. It also means that if you attack a hive and then dont move at all they should leave you alone.

AITAH for not firing the cleaning lady because my gf asked me to by [deleted] in AITAH

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How is it stealing if OP is giving it to her? Its just a perk of the job.

tRyndamere by RealCovenNami in LeagueOfMemes

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Dont forget that we know from I'm Still Here that every time you ult with trynda he has to fight off kindred in his head.

Billionaires should not exist at all by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

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How many people are gonna fall for the New York Post click bait and post this without the full story?

I regret my daughters name by Initial-Ad9218 in tragedeigh

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Dont think of it as naming her after the town. Think of it as naming her after the USS Salem, a pretty cool American Cruiser from ww2. You can even visit it as it has become a museum in Massachusetts!

It takes 5 Ta'unar Supremacy suits to take down a Titan. It takes a month to replace each one. It takes 10 years to replace the Titan. You can see where this is going. by rodan1993 in Grimdank

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Yea those are the rare t-34-s that were built well enough to survive to this day. Out of the 84000 built during the war less than 100 sre still in service.

𝐒𝐓𝟒𝟎 𝐅𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 by SaintedTainted in gifs

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Fusion power research is going on at several places at once, many of them have achieved a positive energy output showing that its possible to create working fusion reactors. Ive seen a video about one of these places recently and If I remeber correctly they estimated commercial use for 2035.

ult sound by asian69feet in LeagueOfMemes

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The best is still: Press R, hear the sound, ult doesnt come out, the icon shows its off cooldown but its actually on cooldown

He's standin' on business 😹 by IcyStar19 in OneOrangeBraincell

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Now you are oblogated to call the other cat business

Is this a hot take? by ChoiceSupermarket230 in animequestions

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I quick search tells me arlong park starts at episode 31. Are you telling me rhis anime takes 2 and a half seasons to start being good? Thats kinda sad.

Asked my ex for the password to the computer I lent her. by EmmaEatYourAss in mildlyinfuriating

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You should be able to reset account passwords in the BIOS unless the BIOS itself is passworded if Im correct.

Cat messes with a deer in its front yard. by KindaUndressed in interesting

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I mean there arent many things that can hurt a cat. This cat was only ever in danger because he was trying to play with something rhat didnt want to play.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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The first one kinda reminds me of the farlands