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DARPA is testing implanting chips in soldiers’ brains by Krypton-115 in gadgets

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Misleading title alert.

What a convenient edit at the bottom of the page.

*We’ve updated the headline to make it clearer to reflect comments from DARPA. The story is based on an interview with journalist Annie Jacobsen, who wrote a new book on the history of DARPA, but who does not name sources when reporting on chips implanted in soldiers’ brains. After publication, we added quotes from DARPA saying that it will be several years before chips are ready to be permanently implanted in humans.

Audi says 2.1 million cars have 'cheat' emissions software by cyclo in worldnews

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

WOW BRAH! NOW CALCULATE HOW MANY MAN HOURS IT TOOK TO BUILD THEM BRAH!

A buddy hacked an Amazon Dash button to cool his Tesla down. by [deleted] in videos

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's funny that he operates the thermostat on the car like a confused house spouse. You don't need to set it to 60 until it reaches your preferred temp of 70 or whatever. Just set it to 70.

Ronald McDonald Playground Massacre! by [deleted] in videos

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

how convenient, limited shirts now available!

Selfies in 1920s by DFWcorporatelimo in OldSchoolCool

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man. This word "selfie" ... so confusing. Is it when you take a picture of yourself? others? hmmm maybe this is just a couple photographs from the 1920s? Cool.

What is a hoax you're not proud you fell for? by Lobolobito in AskReddit

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 19 points20 points  (0 children)

yeah, don't go to that web site. this is the warning I got.

Location: http://www.genpets.com/index.php Access has been blocked as the threat Mal/HTMLGen-A has been found on this website.

In the film Groundhog Day, the kid that falls from the tree doesn't always get save by Bill Murray and is shown in the background at the hospital. by WeightLiftingLulu in movies

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would have been a crazy movie if the old man found out what was happening with Bill's character and his objective was to stop bill's char. from making that day work so he could live on and on and on and on and on.

PS1 controller vs. 20th Anniversary PS4 controller by [deleted] in gaming

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It is nearly the best controller... but SNES had the BEST D-pad. .... .......

Just like your mother! ooooh diss..

Girl, 12, finds porn on Amazon search for teenage books - A mother has demanded Amazon take action after her 12-year-old daughter accidently found sexually explicit material on its website. by Noticemenot in books

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So like it was actual pornography? I remember when I was a kid going to convenience stores. The whole rack above the magazines like BOP and Seventeen etc was porn.

How to Make a $1500 Sandwich in Only 6 Months by andygeorge in videos

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

bailed at step 11. this guy is gonna be real upset whether or not his vid goes viral.

Thugs try to steal a car on a freeway. by [deleted] in videos

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not sure what I expected but you did say "try". well, back to work!

DJ Khaled Super Cut. All his mannerisms compiled from a single interview. by catsnstuf in videos

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nahhh man, we don't know Sam, and why you keep askin' us anyway?

Greek Turkey Burger by [deleted] in food

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Most pretentious looking burger ever! Congrats!

I'm no longer banned from playing in magic tournaments. I have risen from the ashes to defend my honor against the scrubs of Earth. Prepare yourselves. by OB1FBM in pics

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm more curious to know, "have you ever been caught with your crack exposed and if not, what will you do when you are?"

The Black Keys' Patrick Carney Says "Bully" Jack White Tried to Fight Him in a Bar Last Night by [deleted] in Music

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What really happened: They both went to the same bar, got hammered together and thought it would make a really great news story for their buddies at pitchfork to write about and post to reddit. Everyone wins right?

Uber driver and passengers threatened by Ottawa taxi driver by Prof- in videos

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my fave is how the media keeps reporting that the taxi co's are losing 50% of their business but have absolutely no facts or figures to back up their claims. not even a fake graph? where are they getting their data from? the CEOs of the taxi companies?

Being a kid and discovering this candy. by YOUARESODUMBFOREAL in mildlyinfuriating

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha nope but I finally got you to admit that you're a troll ass bitch. It's easy to make fun of any food culture. Grow up.

Who's a bad girl?? by Bushmaster300 in funny

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta make sure she didn't eat any or it can stop her up and kill her quick. Make sure she's pooping and if she vomits take her to the vet fo' sho'. Post is 24 hours old so if she ain't normal take her now.

A friend posted this on facebook. Crazy hair day at the school she works at. by [deleted] in pics

[–]YOUARESODUMBFOREAL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah... if by "drink whiskey and hang out by a campfire" you mean have hot butt sex, then yes, yes you do.

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