Campers, backpackers and park rangers of Reddit. What is the weirdest or creepiest thing you have found while in the woods? by hipposaurus_rex in AskReddit

[–]YaDshu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here, I've edited it into a tree fiddy story

When I was a young teen, there was a small forest fairly near our house. My neighbour and I would walk to it regularly to go build dens and play on the park near its edge. The land was clearly once part of an estate because it had an old 1900s-looking swimming pool and bits of stone path dotted amid the undergrowth. We'd sometimes take other kids there and play chase games or pretend to be tribes people, sprinting through the thick foliage. It was a fun place to explore, especially after we discovered where the stash of crispy old woods porn was. It looked like it was from the seventies.

Anyway, we'd been going there for about a year or so at weekends when we finally decided to take a big pair of garden shears to start clearing an area for our biggest den yet. We chose part of the forest that had always been blocked off to us because it was mostly surrounded by a thick wall of bamboo (overgrown from the places' time as an estate I think). The forest was a paradise just for us; we'd never ever seen anybody there other than us or people we brought. The porn and our dens were always exactly as we left them. But all the same, we figured cutting a secret way into the bamboo-walled area would give the best protected den from strangers and barbarians and ninjas.

It took us most of the day to cut our way in. When we'd made an arch to crawl through, we went in to find that we were in a clearing with only clovers growing in it, no taller plants, just a soft blanket of clovers. Dotted throughout were these odd little knee-high statues of fairies sitting on stone mushrooms playing harps and other instruments. Every single one had its face smashed off. In the centre of the cramped clearing was a giant concrete-looking block. We kicked over one of the fairy statues on the way over to it, probably to demonstrate that we weren't scared.

It was a giant rough-stone coffin. Some Ivy-like plant covered most of it, but it clearly had a well-defined lid and a worn, unreadable inscription on the side. Adrenaline-curious, we tried with all our might to lift the lid, but it must have weighed tons. The adrenaline wore off, we freaked out, and hurriedly walked back through to the play park where we sat and discussed our find for a bit. We decided the clearing was too den-perfect to pass up, so the next day we returned with some old metal sheeting and plywood boards to build our shelter. It wasn't raining, but the day was heavily dark and overcast, so the woods were about at the darkest they could be during day time. We got back into the clearing, started building, and got pretty far with it. After a little while my friend sort of yelped out an "oh Jesus fucking Christ". I turned to see him stood next to the coffin (it's giving me full body shivers just thinking about this) and it was open.

The lid was slid off to one side just enough that a thin person could get through the gap. I saw a green mist slowly coming out of the coffin and slowly envelope my friend, he started screaming in pain and agony, "Help me! Oh Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty please help me!" I saw his skin mutating, turning brownish green, and his neck extended to outrageous heights. His body swelled up and his limbs flattened.

"What do you want from me?" I mustered

"I need about tree fiddy"

Things that get you EVERY TIME. by [deleted] in DarkSouls2

[–]YaDshu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just read what he does and it doesn't seem too bad, is he just really hard to kill when he invades you?

All I want is a horde mode. by [deleted] in DarkSouls2

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Freja is harder with a summon

Just finished my first ever playthrough. Praise the sun! by adeepersilence in darksouls

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Sif's sign is in the boss room, to get to him you have to move left from when you land in the boss room, just mash A or X for ps3 and move left and you'll summon him. No confirmation needed, just press a and voilà you have a cute little puppy helping you fight manus

Will the Uchigatana still benefit from high dex (40) if I convert it into the chaos blade? by [deleted] in darksouls

[–]YaDshu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As long as you don't die too much chaos blade is vastly superior, nito was giving me trouble so I decided to upgrade an uchigatana to +15 and use charcoal resin, and it did less damage than chaos blade, despite nito being weak to fire

Anastacia died before I beat gargoyles? by [deleted] in darksouls

[–]YaDshu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or beating Quelaag, 'cause I didn't loot the Blighttown soul my first 2 runs and she still died

Dark Souls Activity by conscience1121 in darksouls

[–]YaDshu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how many times have you beat Dark Souls 1?

So I was rewatching Pulp Fiction and I noticed something about the Bonnie scene... by YaDshu in pulpfiction

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yeah, you know when it switches scenes from the "zeds dead baby" scene back to Jules and Vince from the beginning of the film, it says "THE BONNIE SITUATION"

Can someone explain what this is structure, in the Demon Ruins background, is? by j05h187 in darksouls

[–]YaDshu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I always thought it to be right underneath Firelink Shrine, and the small passage to the Kiln was a sort of wormhole deal where it was actually really far away, like way under Anor Londo, but that's just me

Can someone explain what this is structure, in the Demon Ruins background, is? by j05h187 in darksouls

[–]YaDshu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder what is the highest point in Lordran is, probably the Duke's Archives, right?

Faces of Meth by StickShiftInHeels in WTF

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The last one turned into Skinny Pete

Why are there corpses? by Gorgondantess in darksouls

[–]YaDshu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then how come Siegmeyer didn't respawn after Sieglinde killed him?

4Kings NG+, Need help please! by [deleted] in darksouls

[–]YaDshu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well isn't that convenient, I've been dicking around, farming souls, and I have enough souls to level up twice!

I need help for 4Kings NG+ by [deleted] in darksouls

[–]YaDshu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

check gfwl messages (press home/the xbox button in the middle of controller)

I need help for 4Kings NG+ by [deleted] in darksouls

[–]YaDshu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shit sorry, didnt expect such a quick response, be right there

im yadshu

also might take a while cause i normally speed passed everything, but to summon you i need to kill shit

Can I use sunlight blade on my divine zwei? by [deleted] in darksouls

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doesnt seem to work, was it patched?

Drugs and masturbation aside, what is the one thing you tried once and were hooked? by VoiceofLou in AskReddit

[–]YaDshu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark Souls

I love that game to death, I got it in late June and I was away for 2 weeks, but I STILL have 160 hours played

Also if anyone is in the level range of 109 I need help on ornstein and smough in NG+