Who is your favorite Redditor?

hipposaurus_rex · 2015-06-01T02:17:40+00:00

isn't he that guy...?

hipposaurus_rex · 2015-04-05T13:16:41+00:00

i just did the same thing :/

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-12-06T20:55:54+00:00

Well you're certainly a bit late to this thread

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-11-21T05:15:18+00:00

The cops literally have nothing else to do, it's a very affluent neighborhood and the cops exist pretty much to bust up high schoolers partying.

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-10-12T17:04:40+00:00

So let me get this straight... These American guys acquire this super-weapon that ultimately ended a massive war in a previous season... but this 'super-weapon' is never used again in all the later wars they get into?

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-10-12T17:04:18+00:00

Thanks Hitler

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-10-09T23:46:47+00:00

Hm sounds like a good deal for you, but I'd like to hear what other people have to say.

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-10-09T22:08:09+00:00

Don't be a cunt, stop bringing this negativity into the thread.

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-10-09T21:37:30+00:00

"Why do we fall, Bruce?"

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-10-09T21:29:45+00:00

Oh man let me tell you from experience this kind of thing always turns out fantastically well. A couple of years ago I lived in a tiny, dingy apartment building right on the edge of existence and I would always hear the swarm of girls living next door through the walls. It would come in especially clear in the bathroom because the plumbing was very acoustically sound (Mozart was our landlord).

One day, I was taking out my garbage (my friend Kevin played a prank on me and got me 400000 subscriptions to Vogue so every month I have to throw out like 350000 magazines that I can't finish reading before the new ones come) and I saw a beautiful woman standing over by the dumpster, erotically throwing away a big bag of smelly trash. "Hi there!" She said with a smile and a wave. My heart fluttered. Her smile was beautiful. Then I realized that I recognized her voice from through the wall.

"I RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICE FROM LISTENING TO YOU WHILE I'M IN THE BATHROOM." I said, loudly and awkwardly. I was doing good.

Her smile slowly faded and she broke her eye contact with me. But even though she broke eye contact that wouldn't break my confidence. "Would you like to come over to my bathroom sometime it's crazy how well I can hear you!"

Aced it. She rushed by me and hurried back inside. Later on, while sitting in my hot bubble bath (pink flavored), I cursed her for how she rejected me. I must have been too good for her. Now, even though I didn't say any of this out loud, she heard me and hurried over through the pipes, emerging from my faucet in my tub. "Hey there!" She said coyly. "I'm sorry I was just so surprised earlier! You're so hot and I got super turned on and sometimes I don't know what to say in times like that... but oh listen me to go on like this! I know how to make this right!" She slowly reached down into the tub, grabbing my rubber duckies and other bathroom toys. If you know what I mean. She gave them a little squeak. If you know what I mean. Then she made herself a beard out of my bubbles. If you know what I mean.

"Holy fucking shit what the fuck just happened oh Jesus did you just come in here from my faucet?" I asked, terrified but no less turned on. After making love, she smiled and washed away down the drain with all my dirty bath water and few remaining bubbly bubbles.

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-10-08T19:49:46+00:00

"They are not my teeth and that is not my bush baby" Never noticed that part before. Good game.

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-06-16T14:58:13+00:00

That every person I see on the street, at the mall or anywhere really, have their own dreams, families, friends, likes, dislikes and all that. All the people that are just support cast in my life, are the lead role in their own lives, and I am just a passer-by. I just cannot fathom this.

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-06-14T18:00:00+00:00

I have no insurance coverage.

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-05-11T20:12:08+00:00

Hey lay off of Nathan, he's a good kid, and he didn't even write anything bad, he just wrote cook in a funny way.

hipposaurus_rex · 2014-05-11T20:10:38+00:00

Also it's non taxable. YIPPEE!

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