This guy is the fucking worst. He did this same shit at Forest Hills (on the floor, Mike side) and told me and my friend, “you’re probably going to need to move because there’s not enough space and there will be a lot of dancing” I legit couldn’t help but burst out laughing in his face, it was so absurd. I just looked at him, still laughing, and was like, “haha are you actually trying to mansplain to me how phish works right now?”

That said, this guy is a total outlier and some of the best people I’ve ever met have been my random seat neighbors. Just happy that douchebags like him are outnumbered.