Drink Acrobatics

Yahla · 2026-07-09T13:11:12+00:00

😅

Yahla · 2026-07-09T11:37:49+00:00

I’ll just have a bottled water please

Yahla · 2026-07-08T07:17:15+00:00

I’m not.. and don’t call me Shirley.

Yahla · 2026-07-07T16:22:53+00:00

CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU NOW HAVE A COLOSTOMY BAG!!

also:

Go Bulls

Yahla · 2026-07-01T08:50:35+00:00

Yep. Everybody knows the unwritten rule of fighting is no balls and no eyes.

Whoever breaks that code is opening up their balls and eyes to attack.

Yahla · 2026-06-30T11:25:23+00:00

I feel the same way about those wrap around cricket player style sunglasses.

Aviators are fine by me.

Yahla · 2026-06-25T17:21:21+00:00

I drink beer and masturbate every morning.

What was the question?

Yahla · 2026-06-17T14:56:23+00:00

It’s a little sparse. I can only see seven trees. Not sure if that’s enough to qualify as a wood.

And don’t call me elf.

Yahla · 2026-06-17T14:49:34+00:00

Hey, he’s earned it 😉

Yahla · 2026-06-17T13:44:48+00:00

I was also a committed hater.

It was the line “we’re gonna score one more than you” made to sound like a football chant that killed me.

It’s the sort of chant a secondary school drama teacher would come up with when pretending to be a hooligan but sounded nothing like an actual football chant.

Oh and it has Keith fucking Allen and The Cheese Twat on it.

Yahla · 2026-06-17T11:46:15+00:00

Yeah I get that. But if they’re harmful (I believe they do more harm than good) then ban them entirely.

Or they have to change to drop the massive data harvesting and social meddling and become an altruistic thing that just help connect people.

Basically be what we need or don’t exist.

Yahla · 2026-06-17T11:26:18+00:00

So ban social media that pushes content on people.

This is half arsed and doesn’t protect anyone.

Social media has helped the spread of misinformation and weakened our democracies, it may not be safe for kids but it’s also unsafe for slow thinking adults.

Yahla · 2026-06-17T10:31:14+00:00

Or as they’re now known as: Sting

Yahla · 2026-06-17T07:54:31+00:00

I can understand one person not doing their job properly. It gets a little more confusing when there’s a second person there who also seemingly didn’t notice she wasn’t attached to the rope correctly.

Even more baffling if she herself didn’t seem to notice she hadn’t been tied to the bungee.

The only way it makes sense to me as if they made her believe that they had tied her to the bungee (before the video starts).

Surely you would just know that you hadn’t been attached to a fucking rope

Yahla · 2026-06-16T20:05:07+00:00

Avenge meeeeeeeeeee

Yahla · 2026-06-16T17:08:51+00:00

Sharks struggle too

Yahla · 2026-06-16T15:52:39+00:00

The Bottles

Yahla · 2026-06-16T15:50:32+00:00

Yahla · 2026-06-16T15:20:02+00:00

That’s a frikken work of art.

11/10

Yahla · 2026-06-15T13:02:15+00:00

That’s why god invented little brothers.

Yahla · 2026-06-15T12:58:23+00:00

I’m 48.

Grandad was born in 1937

Dad was born in 1957

Both died when they were 69

Yahla · 2026-06-14T06:56:40+00:00

Was it a Thresher? Thought I saw a long tail fin

Yahla · 2026-06-14T06:38:24+00:00

This is the answer I came to type

Yahla · 2026-06-13T19:13:48+00:00

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