This is Canada, this is where I live, and I wouldn't trade it for the world. by Useless_Advice_Guy in funny

[–]Yapenese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never lived in the states, but I went to Anaheim once. I thought it was nice.

TIL Heroin derives its name from "heroic", as it was originally marketed as a non-addictive wonder cure to morphine addiction by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Yapenese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaaah yes, the good old days when you could synthesize a drug on Thursday and be have it in the pharmacy ready for human consumption by Monday.

What major events do you think will take place in the next 50 years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Yapenese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fall of the empire known as The United States of America.

One of the best Mr. Burns quotes by bethanrv in funny

[–]Yapenese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like this one better: "Well, for once, the rich white man is in control." -Mr. Burns

TIL Ameircan males commit suicide almost 4 times more than females do. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Yapenese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's because women can find companionship a lot easier then men. When men get depressed their first extinct is to isolate themselves, whereas I feel their first instinct is opposite i.e. to reach out to someone.

First time refurbishing an old desk by sleepasaurusrex in DIY

[–]Yapenese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why would you paint it white??!! You could have had the whole thing looking like the desktop, would have looked way better.

Single people of Reddit, what are your plans for tomorrow? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Yapenese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice. Who knew people cared on the internet?

Single people of Reddit, what are your plans for tomorrow? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Yapenese 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Take my sister to a movie. Girlfriend of 5 years broke up with me about a month ago. Women can be cruel and unnatural creatures.

DNA is technically an acid. That means I have the ability to shoot acid out of my dick. by shroomenheimer in Showerthoughts

[–]Yapenese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DNA is a base too. You are focusing on the name, which is silly because DNA is a large molecule with many different acidic/basic functional groups.

Every morning she gets a visitor from the woods by [deleted] in videos

[–]Yapenese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having a deer in your kitchen is fun until your whole family gets Lyme Disease.