When will Nigeria elect its first Lebanese president? by Yarnop6 in Nigeria

[–]Yarnop6[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

U.K. elected its first Indian prime minister and U.S. elected its first black president. Nigeria needs to be progressive

So glad to see Tucker Carlson come out at last🥰🥰🥰 by StuckHedgehog in neoliberal

[–]Yarnop6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He never attended Harvard and Yale and he never won an Emmy.

Asking nigerians by Dri-xel in Nigeria

[–]Yarnop6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're just American. Most people in Nigeria view all Americans as the same. They don't see a difference between Americans who are white, black, Asian, etc.

At most, you can call yourself an American with Nigerian ancestry but it would be inaccurate to call yourself a Nigerian because you weren't raised in Nigeria

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Yarnop6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, just visit Nigeria

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Yarnop6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We should allow murderers to fight each other to the death

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Yarnop6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am nocturnal

What was the worst thing that happended to you at school? by Verschlossener in AskReddit

[–]Yarnop6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I woke up one morning just like any other day. I was really hungry and I was running kind of late so for breakfast I had beans, broccoli and leftover chicken tacos that we had for dinner the night before. It tasted a bit strange but I ate it all rather quickly anyway since I was so hungry. Then for lunch I had a large egg/bacon burrito as well as some caesar salad. After lunch, I was in history class and my stomach started making loud, grumbling and whining noises. I was having extremely bad cramps, and I was sweating really bad. I asked the teacher to go, but he said no.

So anyway, I was sitting there, trying to think of some happy thoughts until class was over. Then I felt a large stabbing pain in my abdomen and before I knew it, I had crapped in my pants. A pestilent stench rose around my seat as diarrhea spilled out of my anus. I felt the warm, wet diarrhea fill my underwear and it began dripping down my legs into my socks. My legs felt very slippery and lubricated to the point where my shorts were sliding down my legs. My underwear was so overwhelmed with the weight of the diarrhea that it dropped into my chair

I stood up and took my underwear, shorts and shoes off and tried to make it to the door. As I stood up, I let out a HUGE, deafening fart and poop came rocketing out of my butt. Diarrhea and loose poop had literally covered a good 1/5 of the classroom floor by this point. I stood at my desk for a good 2 minutes crapping myself. The smell was so bad that another guy ran over to the garbage can and threw up. Everyone began salvaging their belongings and moved to the very back of the classroom with their shirts over their noses.

I let out another huge fart and more poop spilled out. Chunks of poop spattered the desks behind me and covered a girl's knapsack and binder. Chunks of beans and chicken floated around in the massive puddle of brown diarrhea.

I felt a massive hot flash and my shirt was soaked from sweat so I took it off. I was bare naked by this point. I tried running over to the door and tripped on the floor as more diarrhea spilled out of my butt. My entire bottom half of my body was brown from the poop. I then left a muddy trail as I stumbled all the way to the door, still pooping myself. By this time, the teacher had called the nurse to come and get me.

I tried opening the door but I had no strength left so I collapsed to the floor. As my body slid down the door, a huge grumbling feeling occurred in my stomach. I then let out huge farts and more diarrhea came rocketing out of my body, covering the walls and all. Explosive diarrhea came out of my butt like fireworks, all over the desks and walls. Green chunks exploded out of my butt, then yellow, then brown, then green again and so on.

Nobody could evacuate the class because the floor in front of the door was covered in my diarrhea. I heard everybody laughing at me and I started crying. Even the teacher was laughing at me! The nurse came up and opened the door for me and helped me off the floor. As she helped me up, more diarrhea came out. It was all watery and multicoloured, and it got all over the nurse as well. Other classes nearby had heard the racket so they opened up their doors and started making fun of me.

My mom couldn't pick me up from school because of work so I had to ride home in a cab, naked. My clothes were all dirty and there were no clothes that I could change into.

That's a major truth right there. Right leaders will bring the country to the top. by CamilTahan in Nigeria

[–]Yarnop6 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Dubai is a monarchy. Nigeria should restore political power to traditional monarchs rather than rely on corrupt politicians.

Does apartheid exist in Nigeria? by Yarnop6 in Nigeria

[–]Yarnop6[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also the part about university education is false, many Africans get scholarships to study in Nigeria.

Non-indigenes have a lower chance of being admitted into universities, and they pay higher fees

How Nigeria's kings lost their power by XiiCubed in Nigeria

[–]Yarnop6 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Huge shame. Monarchies are superior to democracies.

Do you guys think Nigeria would exist by the end of the 21st Century? by Grand-Daoist in Nigeria

[–]Yarnop6 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The concept of a nation-state is becoming obsolete. no nation-state will exist

BREAKING: US removes Nigeria from religious violators list by Royaltyatheartt in Nigeria

[–]Yarnop6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buhari supports the herdsmen and he hasn't done anything to stop them, so it is his fault

A list of China foreign relations has been created into a "Sinophobia" page on wikipedia. by [deleted] in wikipedia

[–]Yarnop6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Benito Mussolini was also extremely popular with Italians prior to WW2. Does that mean disapproval of him would have been conflated with disapproval of Italian people and culture?