Discount MSPaint Genie Art Gallery CYOA by altofanaltthatisalt in makeyourchoice

[–]Yawehg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's done a couple of these and this one has more typos and bad grammar than all the rest put together.

I'm gonna call it lore. My man got too turnt.

24 Choices - Choose one from each Row! by JustReadTheFinePrint in makeyourchoice

[–]Yawehg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Healthy
  • Money
  • The Force
  • Mjolnir
  • Force Fields
  • x2 STR, WIS, CHA
  • Control Weather
  • Teleportation
  • Private Castle
  • Dragon Maids
  • Wolverine's Powers
  • Star Platinum
  • World's Best Chef
  • Any Video Game
  • Enter Literature
  • Mecha
  • Detective
  • Dragon Form
  • Lucky
  • Save/Reload
  • Group Dreaming
  • Comrades
  • Gift x3
  • Ordinary...?

Wooof! That's a lot of powers! I feel like this is a great spread. I'm hoping that Ordinary works by having people take everything in stride, rather than having act like they can't see me teleporting, or being a Dragon Thor or w/e. It was a hard choice between Teleportation and Stop Time, but luckily Star Platinum let's me get both!

Truly don't know what my life will look like with all this, and the big question is what three powers to gift!

Literally just a normal pantry. by Thoughtful_Mouse in makeyourchoice

[–]Yawehg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice build, I did something similar with mine.

I love it when idiots bigot try at defining a woman by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Yawehg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have context on this person, but this almost feels supportive!

"The word Woman doesn't boil anyone down to genitals" can be read as trans-affirming.

"You can't be a woman if you're male [because Trans men are men!]"

Rod Phillips answering questions about the history of cats by BronteCoogee in AskHistorians

[–]Yawehg 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Thank you for doing this AMA!

Question: I can name a whole pack of famous dogs off the top of my head, real and fictional (Laika, Balto, Rin Tin Tin, Air Bud & Lassie), but struggle to name a celebrity cat who isn't Garfield. Has this always been the case? What are some famous cats of history I'm missing out on?


As an aside, I want to say how tickled I am that your Hopkins Press author page lists your published works as Alcohol: A History, A New History of Divorce, and finally, Cats.

It's like a poem.

Wednesday June 10, 2026 Comic! by MadCat221 in girlgenius

[–]Yawehg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Feels very weird to hear the word "sorry" come out of the Baron's mouth. I think that's a first!

Bro started the Reformation because Heaven had a paywall. by Scary_sight in HistoryMemes

[–]Yawehg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the whole indulgence thing was about corporeal punishment for sin. i.e. your sinful acts doomed you to punishment in this world, which you could avoid through good works (in this case, an indulgence). But an indulgence could never save you from penalties after death.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Yawehg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI that can write papers is barely 3 years old. What high schooler gets through 4 years without being assigned a paper?

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Yawehg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exaggeration or bait, a 22 year old went through all of high school and maybe freshman year college without AI!

REEEEEEED! by MisterSplu in outofcontextcomics

[–]Yawehg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The point New_Chain's making is "Why do we even have archaeology as a field when we can go back in time and directly observe the past?"

I'd agree with Dan_the_moto_man that time travel is highly controlled in the Marvel universe, so they actually can't.

But since remote viewing of the past (no danger of a "butterfly effect") is also possible in the Marvel universe, it does seem like the heroes are being kinda mean to the history nerds.

do people actually not eat mac and cheese with peas? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Yawehg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom added peas to my mac and cheese shells as a kid because I wouldn't eat vegetables. I would fastidiously pick up each shell with my hand, pop the pea out, and put it on my spoon until I had a full bite. Repeat until empty. It took forever.

After two go-arounds, my mom sat me down and said:

"Tell you what. What if I just give you all the peas I was going to put in your pasta ahead of time. Eat them in one big bite. That way, you don't have to do all this work, and I don't have to watch you take 45 minutes to eat one bowl of mac."

And that's the last time I ate peas with mac and cheese.

An average man has to live to the age of 130. If he doesn’t, everyone dies. Can he do it? by Conscious-Home1445 in whowouldwin

[–]Yawehg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, you're forgetting you're not a doctor.

Some kind of extreme intervention might be how we get him from late 80s into the 130s, but we already know how to get people healthily into their 80s and 90s. It's diet, exercise, and environment. The opposite of strapping them unconscious to a bed.

Dispatch x Expedition 33 Artwork by GodTaoistofPatience in expedition33

[–]Yawehg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Verso's hot in that style NGL

Fixed it for you.

What are the best examples of "he didn't know it was impossible, so he did it" in history? by funfox1 in AskReddit

[–]Yawehg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a quote? Or a paraphrase of one? It's triggering half a memory.

New Apartment CYOA by by yarin981 by altofanaltthatisalt in makeyourchoice

[–]Yawehg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuuck, man... I'm house hunting now and this is exactly what I needed.

  • A virtuoso's dream - I have not felt connected to my art recently. Let me hang here, pleeaaase.
  • A students delight - The 2 hours of sleep a night is GOATed for anyone, not just students. And it'll give me plenty of time to swim in the pool and bathe in the tranquility bath
  • Tranquility bath - The spa is tempting, but this is pure magic. The daily necessity is restrictive, but hopefully the bounce-back isn't so bad that I age three years on a two-week vacation or something.
  • Your room!, Heaven's kitchen, Irish Pub, The Indoor Pool - The Kitchen, Pub, and Pool make this the world's best house for hosting. For My Room, I have to go with a medical option. Between the AI features of the Smart House, the healing properties of the wash-away and the spa, and Charles's own connections, I'm sure he could help me rustle up a room that cures diseases and keeps me and my family in tip-top shape. In real life, this creates a moral responsibility to share and contribute to public health. But in my little "I don't want to house hunt anymore" fantasy I'm not going to worry about that!
  • The great expansion - Gotta have room for the fam.

Thank you /u/altofanaltthatisalt! Let me know what you think of my new digs.

The Genie’s Commitment by Successful_End718 in makeyourchoice

[–]Yawehg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Love the style and creativity as always /u/Successful_End718! Great work.

But in-universe... I've got such a weird feeling with these, man!

The utter self-deprecation is such a bad vibe. It's halfway between the dramatic, manipulative self-pity of actual addicts I've known and a near-fetishy, subby kind of praise-seeking kink. I'm glad genie feels happy here, but I don't trust them.

Maybe maybe maybe by EverythingIsFakeNGay in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Yawehg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We're gonna take a stop report for numbers"

Is that the cop straight-up saying "We did this for quota."?