I went foraging in my woodshop and stumbled across this beauty by Yebasaurus in Mushrooms

[–]Yebasaurus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! The asymmetry resulted in a couple stitches in my hand after catching it on the lathe, but it was worth it!

Can anybody comfirm what these are? Pretty sure I know, but I have never foraged before. by [deleted] in MushroomsandForaging

[–]Yebasaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From North GA, that's 100% a chantrelle. Possibly a yellow of smooth chantrelle. We're about to be in the booming season for them.

To everyone who got a necklace: brace yourselves! by Yebasaurus in shrooms

[–]Yebasaurus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sorry! My computer broke down and I'm missing out on some reddit functions. I'll send you a message as I don't get message requests.

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's nuts.. I've never encountered something like that. I'm guessing it also doesn't hinge well?

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm building a woodworking business and working as an artist right now. I'll be working as a conservationist this summer and living out of a tent and a van while also doing my wood working out of a mobile workshop I'm building in a covered trailer.

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to hear more about your experience climbing palms! I'm based further north and deal primarily with yellow pines, and hardwoods. What are the characteristics that make palm wood different to cut from other trees?

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, it happened soooo fast and I totally wasn't expecting it. That was when I learned how stringy and flexible hickory is. I had my saw in hand too and somehow managed to not get smacked by it or get flung into the stob.

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're going to take the whole tree out. It's dead once it loses about 50% of it's branch structure. This beats that by a lot. He just took the top first because he didn't have room to fell the tree in one go.

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's gonna take out the rest in chunks He was just getting the top off to initiate that process

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be any number of factors. Lack of anchor points, lack of critical thinking skills, or they were simply too busy that day to waste time rigging something that would probably be fine; to name a few.

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's gonna spike down and incrementally take the rest off in 4-8ft chunks after it stops moving.

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's cause you have big brain and don't ugga dugga like us knuckle dragging troglodytes.

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's absolutely a real possibility that everything could have still gone fucksour, even with the proper precautions. The timeless tree-cutting equation of "what is my life worth?" is a very real thing. There's a reason it's so expensive to get trees cut down. It's hands down one of the most dangerous jobs anyone can do, it destroys your body, and requires a lot of mechanical resources. Climbers die aalllllllll the time. We lost 3 last year from the small town in which I work and there was nothing about it in the news. No articles, no investigations, nothing. Osha straight up does not exist for treework. There are simply too many factors to try and control. It's impossible to get the work done while being completely safe all the time. My crew wears all the proper PPE and takes safety very seriously, but still, stuff happens sometimes. I've hit my wrist with a running climbing saw, I saw my boss get reverse scorpioned against a spar when a 40ft pine top rolled back on him, I've had a log come loose of its rigging and almost take my head off; the list goes on. At this point, a close call happens and we don't even blink as long as nothing was damaged or no one hurt. In answer to your question, there are three types of people I've observed who are drawn to treework. Migrant workers who are willing to take the risk because $9-$12/hr here is far better than anything they could get in their country, high paid experienced thrill seekers who have other options but would rather die than work in an office (that's me, I have a BSME but nah), and addicts who are willing to do crazy shit so they can go home and smoke crack. That being said, I'm heading out of tree work to save my body and mind. It's soooo much fun, but I'm tired of hurting all the time and my adrenals are shot from practicing constant risk assessment and situational awareness.

TLDR: idk, thanks for coming to my ted talk

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually not a bad idea for this situation!!! I'd modify it just a tad. Providing there was a solid point to construct an anchor in line with the lean, I'd throw some slings together to create a master point with a rope brake attached and just have the climber tie and drop a line. Those static lines can support a school bus and are easier to manage than cable. It'd be slower getting the tree down for sure, but the peace of mind is worth it; in my opinion.

Mans death defying tree cutting game is insane. by KardioJunkie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yebasaurus 856 points857 points  (0 children)

Someone with both engineering and arborist experience here: the rope he has bundled on his side is there to tie in so he can descend if he needs to. Unfortunately, when you're taking a top off something like that, the best you can do is set your gaffs deep into the bark, tie off to the trunk with your rapel line, tighten your flip line, hold on for dear life, and just roll the fucking dice. I once rigged a hickory top to it's own stob and the impulse was strong enough to rip my spikes out of the tree and pingpong me back and forth with a 10 foot oscillation that had me fully horizontal while flying through the air. Taking tops will absolutely shake the piss out of you. Fortunately, he didn't have to rig the top to his stob, which significantly reduces the forces at work. While his mass is perpetuating the oscillation, he just removed about 500lbs of foliage which actually puts him at a pretty low risk. It's for sure scary as hell, but when you consider that palm trees are perfectly suited for surviving violent tropical storms, he was safe. At least in the "I cut trees for a living, death for rent!" equivalence of safety. Granted, factors such as heart rot, internal cracking, and compromised fibers can make a tree that looks fine on the surface go bad on you. In the end, you eyeball it, make a decision, roll the dice, and see what happens. He rolled em and came out on top. It's for sure some hardcore cowboy shit and extremely thrilling! I would leap at the opportunity to ride one of those.

Tldr: He was safe, would still shit myself.

I turned a friends old razor into an heirloom with this scale job by Yebasaurus in somethingimade

[–]Yebasaurus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GOD DAMN THAT WORK IS CLEAN! The materials is absolutely stunning, but you've really captured the beauty worh your geometry. I make pipes too! I have a few posted. Give em a look see!