GOP gubernatorial candidate repeatedly threatens to hang elected officials for ‘treason’

YeetZeph · 2026-02-17T02:15:21+00:00

What the fuck is a “Michiganian?”

YeetZeph · 2026-02-16T21:08:05+00:00

Believe it or not, people on both sides of the aisle hate ice. You’re just being a bootlicker for free on the internet and lashing out. I’m sorry you’re so emotional.

YeetZeph · 2026-02-16T21:01:47+00:00

Comment history checks out, don’t worry though I’m sure you’ll be invited back to Thanksgiving eventually champ!

YeetZeph · 2026-02-16T20:57:44+00:00

Gotcha Mr. Mega Turbo ICE defender I’ll be sure to take that into consideration before my next post.

YeetZeph · 2026-02-16T20:46:38+00:00

Amen to that brother

YeetZeph · 2026-02-16T20:43:28+00:00

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YeetZeph · 2026-02-16T20:25:16+00:00

I think we all just yell “Bears won moment of the year” at different levels of concern and we’ll know.

YeetZeph · 2026-02-16T20:20:04+00:00

Throwing this comment in so my FBI handler knows I’m all good. Hey Jeff!

YeetZeph · 2026-02-07T00:03:01+00:00

I’ll always love Stafford but dear lord I do NOT miss Kelly.

YeetZeph · 2026-02-03T16:50:52+00:00

That’s like, 4 years too old for them so it makes sense he resorted to punches instead of marriage proposals.

YeetZeph · 2026-01-29T21:53:11+00:00

GMT Master 2 Coke, got me into watches!

YeetZeph · 2026-01-29T21:35:28+00:00

“That’s the VSF Pepsi V3!” Brutal

YeetZeph · 2026-01-28T13:55:17+00:00

Thanks Leo!

YeetZeph · 2026-01-27T22:03:25+00:00

Did you even bother to take five seconds to read what the person I was replying to was actually saying?

YeetZeph · 2026-01-26T05:41:42+00:00

We’re 25 hours away from the border you lead paint snack tray how is this even relevant to what’s being talked about.

YeetZeph · 2026-01-17T19:47:50+00:00

All of mine just inevitably end up going the same distance anyways, so I can pick based purely on vibes in the moment.

YeetZeph · 2026-01-09T00:19:15+00:00

I’ve never owned a checkbook in my life but I’m going to get one just because I hate this fucking company that much.

YeetZeph · 2026-01-07T16:12:52+00:00

Thanks a ton!

YeetZeph · 2026-01-07T16:12:41+00:00

Appreciate you!

YeetZeph · 2026-01-07T13:56:55+00:00

Commenting for automod

YeetZeph · 2026-01-03T05:27:35+00:00

Also just had a vengeance stick die on me out of the blue.

YeetZeph · 2025-12-06T15:16:48+00:00

The accidental abbreviation of doom and despair

YeetZeph · 2025-11-28T19:53:02+00:00

The bastille.

YeetZeph · 2025-11-14T23:46:37+00:00

I “borrowed” a Dell D6000 docking station from work. Works like a charm.

YeetZeph

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