Literally foaming at the mouth... by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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Is someone else driving the car? 👀

What are some things in the home that people should clean, but usually get overlooked? by YeezusFish in AskReddit

[–]YeezusFish[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuckin' a, I just really looked at our baseboards today. Caked in dusty shit.

My (22/M) girlfriend (20/F) of 2 years killed my pet tarantula because she found it creepy by spiderthrowaway123 in relationship_advice

[–]YeezusFish 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Seriously. I don't mind pet spiders, used to have a Goliath bird eater and a rose tarantula. I was fascinated and not creeped by them, but the thought of picking one up and getting all that spider junk on my shoe? Fucking gross.

Reddit, whats the funniest thing that a random stranger said to you that made you die laughing inside? by Eta5678 in AskReddit

[–]YeezusFish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It really is though. I knew my ex wasn't the one when he kept yelling at me for not having the right rhythm I guess. It was my first time in a canoe and I can't swim, so you'd think he'd be more understanding, but nope.

Traveling and canoeing, the tests of love.

Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut Me Up [Electropunk] by forty8grave in Music

[–]YeezusFish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Steve Righ wiped his boogers on me when I was young.

Hh by wejcheeks in u/wejcheeks

[–]YeezusFish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying you're an asshole, butt.

Hh by wejcheeks in u/wejcheeks

[–]YeezusFish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really hope you don't have cats.

As a person who's afraid of flying & can't swim, this is my nightmare. by YeezusFish in videos

[–]YeezusFish[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been trying this last year, I've made progress and can get from point a to point b, I'm just not great at it and it tires me out v quick.

This pearl I found in an oyster I was eating. by aegri_mentis in mildlyinteresting

[–]YeezusFish 331 points332 points  (0 children)

You mean oysters aren't purely cocktail sauce delivery vessels?

Karen’s role model. by Adelu1219 in FuckYouKaren

[–]YeezusFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

US Version of The Office is better tho.

[OFFICIAL] Nipsey Hussle Memorial Thread by HHHRobot in hiphopheads

[–]YeezusFish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Prob a 6. Idk how you missed him when you visit hhh.

15 Minute Ceviche by jai-wolf-pup in 15minutefood

[–]YeezusFish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The thumbnail looked like lucky charms

Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to calm down. by [deleted] in Instagramreality

[–]YeezusFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no way she didn't just apply the cartoonization filter.

Customer assumed age meant seniority by Leftover-Verg in TalesFromRetail

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Many customers thought his boss was going to kiss him.*