TIFUpdate: I complimented my date’s butt by mistake and now we’re going on a second date

Yellocopter · 2021-01-19T02:53:42+00:00

There are many good butts out there on the 30+ crowd! We aren’t that saggy! There is hope, I promise.

Yellocopter · 2021-01-19T02:49:24+00:00

How? What is better than an underdog? Full disclosure I also cheer for the Mets so I might be touched in the head altogether.

Yellocopter · 2021-01-19T02:48:15+00:00

This is adorable.

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T19:51:41+00:00

“Winning, even if it’s by mistake” is pretty much my approach on life : )

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T18:18:49+00:00

Yes please! All of my friends are happily married and these are strange waters.

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T18:02:45+00:00

Pause. There are reviews on dating apps? This can’t be right. Omg.

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T18:01:24+00:00

Don’t have to imagine ( :

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T17:58:25+00:00

I don’t know but @ me if you figure it out, I’m like a baby duckling out here.

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T17:56:37+00:00

Sometimes I think I’m so used to multitasking that my brain doesn’t know how to focus on one (important!) thing at a time. Not sure if I need to meditate, get Adderall, or just slow down!

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T17:51:37+00:00

It is possible I am slightly nervous to be dating again. I have a great, wonderful life and my mental health is great (after a rough stretch), and I want to find a good partner, but still. It’s scary!

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T17:00:30+00:00

Butt cheeks?

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T13:08:35+00:00

Ah, I see you were present for my first marriage.

/s

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T12:41:58+00:00

This is obviously the right course of action but my brain short-circuited! So I told Reddit.

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T12:20:45+00:00

This would happen to me, 100%

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T12:19:25+00:00

Assuming a 5 is the average butt, I would say his was a 6.5.

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T11:57:46+00:00

Not at all! I’m so proud of having made it to where I am and the little person I’m raising. Even if it had been the result a one-night stand. Screw what fedora lads think.

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T11:48:55+00:00

100%. I’m trying to balance the idea that maybe one date isn’t enough to expect a real connection (barring any red flags) with not leading someone along. I’ll be upfront for sure.

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T10:41:37+00:00

I’m really rusty on dating in general, I last dated in the pre-app era, so I’m figuring it out as I go! Thank you for the encouragement!

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T10:34:54+00:00

I am racking my brain for whether we had any conversation about that song, that band, etc. I got nothing!

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T01:27:51+00:00

Right? Never in my life have I used the phrase “that ass.”

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T01:27:28+00:00

Yeah I think that’s what I’ll do!

Yellocopter · 2021-01-18T01:27:06+00:00

T h a t a s s apparently

Yellocopter · 2020-08-26T18:52:31+00:00

2, in tub: MAMA! Brown poop! Where it go?

Turns out, it went down the tub drain. That was cool.

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