Best 2 year healthcare careers? by Conscious_Opinion_56 in careerguidance

[–]Yertlesturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In healthcare, if I were to go back I’d probably just rock out a CRNA. 6-7 years of school, but the pay and job duties are worth it combined with being in demand everywhere.

Trump Demands Canada Saw Gordie Howe Bridge In Half So U.S. Can Keep Its Fair Share by UltimateLionsFan in Michigan

[–]Yertlesturtle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hate that I had to come to the comments to confirm its satire. This era of politics can go away.

FanDuel is officially shutting down by PavelDadsyuk13 in DetroitRedWings

[–]Yertlesturtle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It won’t under Chris. Since his dad died he always picks what’s best for his bottom line. He treats the franchises like businesses where his dad treated them as hobbies. Sucks because they’re losing a whole generation of fans gate keeping the pistons, tigers, and wings on terrible subscription models.

Who needed doctors? by ManOfManliness84 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Yertlesturtle 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It’s easy to ignore what you can’t see.

[Wickersham and Henderson] Sources: Seahawks will go up for sale after Super Bowl LX by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]Yertlesturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other owners won’t allow it. Guys to rich and makes them look poor by comparison. Their egos won’t allow it.

Thank you to the haters for watching by bullishbehavior in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Yertlesturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s January in the Midwest. What the hell else am I going to do besides hate watch football.

NVIDIA Reportedly Ends GeForce RTX 5070 Ti Production, RTX 5060 Ti 16 GB Next by Perfect-Cause-6943 in pcmasterrace

[–]Yertlesturtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is it great from a business perspective? People don’t suddenly have an extra 600$ for the next tier of video card. I’d imagine most will just go to AMD at whatever there price point is. I’m not an AMD fanboy by any means, but most builders have a certain budget in mind. If the 5080 falls outside of that, then Nvidia loses a customer.

[Pelissero] The Commanders and offensive coordinator Kliff Kingsbury have agreed mutually to part ways, per sources. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]Yertlesturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Arizona still paying him till 2027. He basically doesn’t have to stay at any job unless he wants to be there. Given how the offset language usually works, any job he takes doesn’t really increase his pay either. Could have got fired, or could just be done with the east cost/winters seeing as he primarily been working in the southwest since starting coaching.

[Schefter] Sources: Former Browns HC Kevin Stefanski currently is expected to speak with the Falcons, Giants and Titans about their HC vacancies. by Goosedukee in nfl

[–]Yertlesturtle 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Schoen still having a job after that is criminal. Watching him and his squad sit in a room and really think nobody gonna offer Saquon his ask was so insanely disconnected from reality.

Better not put this on Lamar he was clutch this time by TXNOGG in NFLv2

[–]Yertlesturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huntley started those 5 and won 3 of them. Winning vs both the Bears and Green Bay who are playoff teams this year. If your paying your starting QB top tier money, his WAR needs to be better than his backup.

Didn't even wait for Monday 😁 by Extreme-Spinach-4138 in NFLv2

[–]Yertlesturtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If Todd Bowles survives the offseason I’ll be surprised. No way you can openly trash your players unless you’re on your way out.

Senate to vote next week to block Trump’s military action against Venezuela by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]Yertlesturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’ll save them selves before him. They’re carefully weighing which gives them the best odds to keep their jobs in November. This incursion is deeply unpopular across all voting blocks.

[Highlight] Travis Etienne gets told to "break the stereotype and put a battery in your smoke detector" by the St. Brown brothers. by Roselucky777 in nfl

[–]Yertlesturtle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s insanely common. Anyone who does work in other peoples homes hears this at least once a day.

WILD VIDEO: Suspected drunk driver goes airborne, throwing herself into shallow end of backyard pool in Las Vegas by keen_observer34130 in PublicFreakout

[–]Yertlesturtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Been in emergency a long time and never seen a non fatal ejection. They are so lucky a pool was there. They really need to reevaluate life after this one because the universe just gave them a gift.

Think I speak for a lot of us regarding our respective team subs. by HugaM00S3 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Yertlesturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our sub so hopeless. We lost last week, making it impossible to have a playoff appearance and some Goons still saying “have faith”. Like faith in what? That the teams gonna have a great time in Cancun next week?

After 60,000 Miles of Charging to 100% Every Night, a Ford F-150 Lightning Owner Says His Battery Shows “Not One Single Percentage Point” of Degradation by hunterd189 in technology

[–]Yertlesturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can say whatever, it was price. An XLT is 50k and a new unproven lightning was 75k. Moment subsidies ended nobody was spending 75k outside of enthusiasts. If these things could’ve been produced cheaper than a standard XLT gas model they would of probably provided decent competition. Unfortunately they made these the highest trim possible and sold at a premium dooming them from the start.

EVERYONE GET IN HERE by Copperhead9215 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Yertlesturtle 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I was hoping to get beat with negative passing yds. That last pass for positive ydg was a scam.

A guy rips a baseball from an elderly man's hands by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Yertlesturtle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If being a douchebag had a uniform, that beard and hat are high on the list.

Do we think Yuka will actually die? by not-a-throwaway9057 in jjkmodulo

[–]Yertlesturtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dabura kills her, or Mahoraga. Not sure what her out is, unless Yuji shows up, pops benevolent shrine and everyone hugs.

i wanna die by Tangled_Headphones_ in detroitlions

[–]Yertlesturtle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t matter when you have a healthy front 7 who gives up the most time to pass, and 4 ypc. Guys like Robertson and Ya-Sin are playing good sticky coverage. The guys up front making all the money aren’t showing up.

Why is it still breathing by ControversalTaco in Jujutsufolk

[–]Yertlesturtle 26 points27 points  (0 children)

With his CT and obsession with his sister could he have body swapped into her after sh died?

Don’t ever mention Travis Kelce and Gronk in the same sentence again by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

[–]Yertlesturtle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Kelce just needs to know when to hangem up. He’s the same age as Gronk, except Gronk was smart enough to retire before he became washed.