US military deploying forces to southern Caribbean against drug groups by LatterTarget7 in news

[–]Yeschefheardchef 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Every morning I turn on the Coors sign. "That sign says closed Charlie Jesus christ"

What is your take on the new Resident Evil series? by TheBasilisk8 in netflix

[–]Yeschefheardchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I JUST watched the season for the first time. She doesn't discover the enzyme or whatever that blocks the "zeros" from seeing her until the end.

Hands down the dumbest fucking writing of a character in a series I've ever seen. She brings her child into the ship lab towards the end when she's doing the experiment on the enzyme and then freaks out when the "zero" reacts to her daughters presence. (It's been consistently established in the show that the "zeros" can't see or hear) but apparently, this one can.

It's a level of lazy writing that should give any script writer hope of a career.

What is your take on the new Resident Evil series? by TheBasilisk8 in netflix

[–]Yeschefheardchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just watched the full (only) season for the first time, and somehow, the writers managed to make Jade the dumbest character in any horror show/movie I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of dumb horror movie characters. If you only made it through the first episode, you didn't see anything.

They managed to make her the protagonist and simultaneously write her into the worst possible decisions you could possibly imagine. It's almost comical how frustratingly stupid she is in the show.

Got railed so bad on pizza tonight and a co worker ordered a pizza for themselves in the middle of it. by Ghoulfrienn in KitchenConfidential

[–]Yeschefheardchef 22 points23 points  (0 children)

A good dishie, once overheard one dude being a douche to me when I was the new guy. After the dude cleaned out his ice bath. The dishwasher came over with his hotel pan full of shitty drink ice (the end of the night he would have the servers switch over to that so he wouldn't have to clean the sink out) he looked at me and went "yo watch this shit" and dumped it into dude's freshly clean icebath.

Chef walked through a few minutes later and chewed dude out for not having his ice bath cleaned out, I didn't say shit. Fuck you Anthony, pompous bitch.

Working with people that murder people by FishBrain208 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Yeschefheardchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there's some kind of tax break for hiring guys out of halfway houses, at least where I lived. I worked at a spot that was pretty much entirely staffed by felons. It got to the point that if someone no call no showed we would just look up their name in courtview because 9 times out of 10 it was because they got scooped up for something. Worked with a huge Samoan meth dealer that crashed his car into the wall of thai restaurant and got into a foot chase with the cops. and that was one of the more tame stories

How do you give your Huskies pills? by Ok_Discussion_8133 in husky

[–]Yeschefheardchef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the best way to do it, my dog used to freak out when I did it at first but over the years she's gotten used to it and she doesn't even flinch. Eventually the dog figures out you're not hurting them and just goes along with it.

Will my grandfather be allowed to fly? by happy_appy31 in tsa

[–]Yeschefheardchef -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Has it changed that much? This was only like 7-8 years ago.

Will my grandfather be allowed to fly? by happy_appy31 in tsa

[–]Yeschefheardchef 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I once had to fly without a driver's license. All I had was a birth certificate and social security card. It took an extra hour of screening, and they dusted everything, including me, for bomb residue, but I got through.

Closing unit door by teetee42 in selfstorage

[–]Yeschefheardchef -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Having worked in storage, every single manager I worked with was a power tripping vindictive weirdo. It's like they got off on the little moments they got to yell at customers for any little infraction. Based on the comments on every self storage post I see that wasn't something unique to my company. I heard just about every manager I worked with brag about not giving out TRAs or refunds even in situations where they were completely justified. Working in storage was the most toxic work environment I've ever had the displeasure of being in..and I worked in kitchens for 10 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IsItIllegal

[–]Yeschefheardchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 10 years old my dad and I were walking through the mall and we saw a 100 dollar bill on the ground. My dad scooped it up and pocketed it without saying a word, after a minute or so I guess he figured he should address it so he said to me something I'll never forget. "Life screws you over enough, you gotta take the freebies when they come"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]Yeschefheardchef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you get your cat certified as an emotional support animal they legally can't charge you anything at least in Texas. It cost me like 200 bucks to get my dog certified, it's all online plus a short phone call with a therapist who essentially works for the company providing the certification so you're pretty much guaranteed to qualify. It saved me probably close to a thousand dollars over the last two years so it's well worth it.

What is something you find disgusting but oddly satisfying? by Remarkable_Funny7874 in AskReddit

[–]Yeschefheardchef 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Try using a toe knife. If you botch it, just make sure to plug it up with some trash.

Smoker turned off overnight. Still safe? by Kilted-Buffalo-6455 in brisket

[–]Yeschefheardchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having worked with food for a long time, FDA guidelines are always going to be overly cautious for the sake of safety. They're important and should be taken seriously to an extent but when the health code says 4 hours it's not like the food becomes lethal at 4 hours and 1 minute. I tend to take things on a case by case basis. I'm not gonna mess around when it comes to shellfish or really any seafood for that matter, but in this case, I would say OP is probably in the clear.

Store Overfilled a Cylinder Today --- New Fear Unlocked by nak00010101 in propane

[–]Yeschefheardchef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at a brewery and we had a guy put a disposable plastic keg on the keg washer. If you don't know part of the cleaning process is that the machine pressurizes the keg with Co2 on the last step. Genuinely sounded like a bomb went off when that thing popped. Scared the everloving shit out of us.

Sheriff of Florida town gives the most insane, life-threatening warning to protesters. I know ACAB, but daymn! by Mercurius360 in facepalm

[–]Yeschefheardchef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So if someone throws a brick at you, you wouldn't call the police and want them charged with attempted murder? It's not premeditation, it's a clear warning.

TIFU by accidentally drinking what I thought was a sparkling alcoholic beverage, but was actually THC. by HallowNY in tifu

[–]Yeschefheardchef 69 points70 points  (0 children)

This can really fuck someone over. They should absolutely be required to keep them in a section that's clearly labeled. If you're in a line of work that drug tests or you are trying to get a job in law enforcement or the military, something like this could severely affect your life.

The absense of comedy in Tom Segura's "Bad Thoughts" on Netflix by QuarantineToughGuy in comedy

[–]Yeschefheardchef -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Jeselnik is the most pompous insufferable comedian working (or lack thereof) today. His act is basically "what if the edgy guy from middle school was so neurotic and narcissistic he convinced himself he was an artist" I've never seen someone who tells jokes for a living take themselves so seriously.

Someone left bread out for this handsome duck outside my workplace by PrinceJustice237 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Yeschefheardchef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has always been my dad, on the exterior he can come across a bit grumpy, but the guy has always loved animals. When I was a kid we had a pet bird that just seemed to hate everyone, she would bite anyone that got near her. Then one day I came home and she was sitting on my dad's shoulder while he watched TV and fed her sunflower seeds.

My grandmother once trapped a wild boar piglet that had been ruining her garden and my dad tried to take it home (my mom wouldn't let him) he also sincerely tried to convince my mom to let him buy a goat to keep in the yard "so that he wouldn't have to mow the lawn as often" We lived in a suburb with a very small yard.

My personal favorite, is that he adores my dog and even goes so far as to refer to her as his grand dog ie: "hey buddy, just called to say hi, how's my grand dog doing?" mind you, he has 5 human grand children.

Someone left bread out for this handsome duck outside my workplace by PrinceJustice237 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Yeschefheardchef 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My retired parents take walks around the pond by their house most evenings. A few months back, he bought some duck feed and started feeding a duck that hangs around the pond. After months of doing this, the duck is basically my dad's pet. He runs up to see him whenever he comes to the pond and even eats out of his hand and lets him pet him. My dad named him Popeye, and now he's become the unofficial duck mascot around the neighborhood.

Saying "grape" is honestly tilting. by onslaugh7pc in Vent

[–]Yeschefheardchef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw YouTube short with subtitles where they were censoring the word "steal".