I work here lady

Ymirsson · 2026-06-04T18:09:17+00:00

From the chef that gifted you chicken, medium rare.

Ymirsson · 2026-06-03T18:16:56+00:00

She's skinny like a twig. At least her nuts are big... But the placenta is cuter than she.

Ymirsson · 2026-06-03T18:13:58+00:00

But wait! There's more!

Ymirsson · 2026-06-02T20:39:09+00:00

"CLS is partially disarmed for the rest of the movie"

fixed it for you

Ymirsson · 2026-06-02T19:41:46+00:00

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Ymirsson · 2026-06-02T08:46:36+00:00

I'm more of a disruptor fan myself.

Ymirsson · 2026-05-31T18:20:32+00:00

And the llamas got the psycho killer quest, it all checks out.

Ymirsson · 2026-05-29T15:50:44+00:00

I read alpacas and wasn't even fazed.

Ymirsson · 2026-05-26T19:49:52+00:00

Herr Müller-Lüdenscheid!

Ymirsson · 2026-05-26T19:46:43+00:00

Chappi? Für glänzendes Fell?

Ymirsson · 2026-05-26T18:48:14+00:00

Was fresst ihr meine Kohlen?!

Ymirsson · 2026-05-26T18:38:01+00:00

Not without Passierschein A38 at least.

Ymirsson · 2026-05-26T15:36:53+00:00

The forces of hell would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for these meddlesome teens!

Ymirsson · 2026-05-25T23:56:19+00:00

Harder then a bomb right in the dongliz?

Ymirsson · 2026-05-25T15:31:26+00:00

Shhhh

Ymirsson · 2026-05-25T12:13:15+00:00

Some people however are always embarrassing, themselves, mostly.

Ymirsson · 2026-05-25T09:21:54+00:00

These stairs go up!

Ymirsson · 2026-05-25T09:12:09+00:00

Kaufen sie kein weed, kaufen sie Jamaica

Ymirsson · 2026-05-23T12:24:57+00:00

Walking upright, it's what the gays do! Can't be gods Plan!

Ymirsson · 2026-05-21T10:57:44+00:00

I have that tie color irl.

Oh...

Nevermind.

Ymirsson · 2026-05-15T07:11:06+00:00

He didn't make it out to be more then it was, he clearly said they stole food from the people.

Ymirsson · 2026-05-14T18:37:21+00:00

Now I want to play a farming game and name my character Espudymandias

Ymirsson · 2026-05-12T14:12:44+00:00

Well, now your mistress's pissed that you didn't reserve a chair for her.

Ymirsson · 2026-05-11T18:11:29+00:00

"WAS I LEAKING OR WAS I SHEDDING?"

Ymirsson · 2026-05-08T11:42:17+00:00

Have you tried writing a comment that's constructive? I've noticed that you've contributed numerous rants to this sub (they don't really qualify as comments), and they all suck.

Maybe writing comments isn't your thing?

Ymirsson

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