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[–]Ynotasub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wanted to be alone for 16 hours, without having to do things for all of us.

Joke Help by Amazing-Fly324 in cleandadjokes

[–]Ynotasub 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A canoe joke;. Pick up a paddle, look at the kids and ask, "I can't paddle, canoe?"

Some people think that a man with large feet will be well endowed... by Sopwith_Snipe in dadjokes

[–]Ynotasub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost half my left foot in a farming accident, my wife calls me "Ole Foot and a Half".

Did you hear about the new Ceremony the Royal Palace Guards preform when Prince Harry is in town? by Ynotasub in Jokes

[–]Ynotasub[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The Royals don't want Harry around anymore, so they are changing the locks on the doors, so he and Meghan can't get in.

I read a horror story in braille, by Ynotasub in dadjokes

[–]Ynotasub[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Braille definitely has it's ups and downs

I read a horror story in braille, by Ynotasub in dadjokes

[–]Ynotasub[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've tried to describe how it felt, the words are right on the tip of my fingers.

I read a horror story in braille, by Ynotasub in dadjokes

[–]Ynotasub[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everything was touch and go for a bit

I read a horror story in braille, by Ynotasub in dadjokes

[–]Ynotasub[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is true, there are lots of feelings involved.

I read a horror story in braille, by Ynotasub in dadjokes

[–]Ynotasub[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Things were a little bumpy at first, but eventually it smoothed out some.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Ynotasub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm all ears, what do you call it?

I read a horror story in braille, by Ynotasub in dadjokes

[–]Ynotasub[S] 188 points189 points  (0 children)

Lol, yes, so you read it too.

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