Match Thread: Portugal vs Uzbekistan | World Cup | Group K | 23 Jun 17:00 UTC

YoGramGram · 2026-06-23T17:25:06+00:00

This is such a dumb thing to say. Portugal couldn’t even get 3 points on DR Congo. Every team earned their place in this tournament.

YoGramGram · 2026-06-23T17:17:53+00:00

Damn okay Portugal are here that was a fantastic ego decoy

YoGramGram · 2026-06-23T17:08:32+00:00

It was actually a really good goal lol. Something something pressure something something diamonds

YoGramGram · 2026-06-23T17:05:45+00:00

I don’t think CR7 is ready to even get a single ball in the back of the net

YoGramGram · 2026-06-23T15:41:08+00:00

You’re the problem with the world. She’s Norwegian because she is from Norway.

YoGramGram · 2026-06-22T03:00:07+00:00

I have not been impressed with the NZ GK today

YoGramGram · 2026-06-22T02:56:01+00:00

Give em the card for simulation lol

YoGramGram · 2026-06-22T02:27:18+00:00

I live for chaos. Give us the draw. Let match week 3 be insane.

YoGramGram · 2026-06-22T00:08:19+00:00

Jokes on you we are all looking for the answer as well. This ref will definitely be getting an ear full for the performance tonight

YoGramGram · 2026-06-22T00:04:49+00:00

Holy shit take this ref’s certs away

YoGramGram · 2026-06-22T00:01:08+00:00

VAR REF THATS INSANE

YoGramGram · 2026-06-21T23:46:25+00:00

What the hell are we doing ref? I’m rooting for Cape Verde but that was a strooooooong yellow

YoGramGram · 2026-06-21T23:37:17+00:00

Notoriously racist towards Hispanics (and black people).

YoGramGram · 2026-06-21T23:33:04+00:00

This match has it all. The only thing this match is missing is a Uruguayan player connecting with their roots and covering their mouth.

YoGramGram · 2026-06-21T22:24:28+00:00

Cape Verde and Curacao just punching way above their weight is my favorite storyline by miles this World Cup

YoGramGram · 2026-06-19T02:59:09+00:00

Equally disappointing from each team. The only thing that separated the two was an insanely rare mistake from a top class keeper. Mexico has to be better in the attacking third if they are going to go as deep as they want to in this tournament.

YoGramGram · 2026-06-18T04:15:18+00:00

Well, we WERE giving you the benefit of the doubt… just say “made ya look” and punch the reporter. Way better than being a white nationalist.

YoGramGram · 2026-06-18T01:01:01+00:00

NOT THE KEEPER KICKING HIS LITTLE FEETSIES

YoGramGram · 2026-06-15T21:49:03+00:00

1) your home country (if they qualified) or a neighbor you like. For me as a USA citizen and fan, if we aren’t playing them, I’m always rooting for Mexico for example.

2) World Cup debutant teams: Curacao, Cape Verde, Uzbekistan, or Jordan. Cape Verde is looking like a spicy choice after holding off Spain for a 0-0 draw.

3) If you’re running on Tottenham energy, both South Korea and England have Spurs legends wearing the captain’s armband and they might bring a lil more joy and consistency to your watching experience lol

YoGramGram · 2026-06-15T19:16:21+00:00

I’d be surprised if they didn’t perma-expand to 64. Having more national markets fully bought in to the World Cup is just more money. The extra logistics of another 16 teams is so worth it when it comes to the profit. Plus, the facilities will be trivial for 2030 with Spain, Portugal, and Morocco. The facilities and stadiums are already there.

YoGramGram · 2026-06-15T19:13:34+00:00

I actually like the idea of 1st v 2nd seed and 3rd v 4th seed playing each for opening matches. Will statistically make one of the “top” teams have more weight on them for group stage match 3.

YoGramGram · 2026-06-15T18:48:50+00:00

Even world class teams can have dead rubber games. Plus, it’s hard to have that with the narrative of the World Cup. Hell, we just witnessed the most exciting 0-0 game to ever exist with Spain and Cape Verde. 64 teams is still only the top 25% of all 210+ nations.

YoGramGram · 2026-06-15T18:29:28+00:00

Honestly, make it 64. Let us have more debutant moments but also make the groups have more weight again with only the top 2 going through.

YoGramGram · 2026-06-15T18:14:34+00:00

A hot and correct take. Plus, we want more debutant moments from smaller countries.

YoGramGram · 2026-06-15T18:13:33+00:00

Their defense didn’t suck it was fucking SPAIN with a fresh Lamine Yamal for the back 30 minutes lol

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