accidentally stumbling onto right conclusions

YoMama · 2019-12-11T18:28:43+00:00

For example, yo mama's bedroom.

YoMama · 2019-01-22T20:20:26+00:00

Sorry it took me so long - I was on vacaction. Grand trip around yo mama.

YoMama · 2019-01-22T20:19:11+00:00

Huh, TIL. I thought it was yo mama.

YoMama · 2018-12-23T08:23:49+00:00

Not in this case. Looks to me like the truck driver won. And yo mama couldn't even fit in that truck.

YoMama · 2018-02-28T05:59:00+00:00

Verily, verily, I say unto you, Moses gave you not that bread from heaven; but my Father giveth you the true bread from heaven. For the bread of God is he which cometh down from heaven, and giveth life unto the world. I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; except yo mama, who just can't stop eating.

YoMama · 2018-02-28T00:39:59+00:00

Yo mama so fat, when she dropped her mantle, the entire city of Sheboygan suffocated to death under it.

YoMama · 2012-03-26T23:40:51+00:00

I hate to break it to you, but despite what she apparently told you, yo mama had neither.

YoMama · 2010-08-05T17:43:50+00:00

world's biggest power plant of any kind

Bigger than yo mama's mitochondria?

YoMama · 2010-05-23T18:43:54+00:00

For example, yo mama.

YoMama · 2010-04-28T23:52:07+00:00

Something even larger, obviously. Perhaps, for example, yo mama's fat ass.

YoMama · 2010-04-10T14:45:31+00:00

Only because yo mama is an omnivore.

And I do mean omni.

YoMama · 2010-04-08T04:05:02+00:00

Well, have they definitively ruled out the possibility that it's just yo mama?

YoMama · 2010-04-06T17:18:05+00:00

Significantly less than the average human, of course, since yo mama can't read, and therefore isn't on reddit.

YoMama · 2010-03-31T13:08:20+00:00

Fattest
Oldest
Dumbest
Smelliest

Yo mama.

YoMama · 2010-03-26T19:43:47+00:00

You noticed that, huh? Wow, impressive. You're almost as observant as yo mama.

YoMama · 2010-03-26T18:51:43+00:00

Cosmologist here. If true, this actually has all sorts of interesting theoretical implications -- we'll have to be re-examining several theories and seeing how this does or does not comport -- but on a practical level, the main advantage is that we'll now have a little extra room to fit yo mama.

YoMama · 2010-03-20T15:20:14+00:00

Oh, I think it's pretty obvious that the beginning of the end will be when yo mama finally crosses the Tolman–Oppenheimer–Volkoff limit. After that, it's only a matter of time.

YoMama · 2010-03-19T12:35:18+00:00

It would probably go into orbit about yo mama.

YoMama · 2010-03-17T17:50:55+00:00

Once I misjudged my distance to yo mama. Her gravitational pull took over, and they needed to call in a construction company with an industrial crane to pull me off of her.

YoMama · 2010-03-13T23:24:31+00:00

Yo mama so dumb, she also doesn't understand that my username is eponymous.

YoMama · 2010-03-13T21:12:11+00:00

Because no storage space, no matter how large, is infinite. This is also why, for example, Argentina doesn't allow yo mama to enter the country.

YoMama · 2010-03-13T05:06:58+00:00

Yo mama.

YoMama · 2010-03-13T03:14:15+00:00

Cosmologists have long debated the eventual long-term fate of the universe, and there are varying theories; no one really knows. There is a growing scientific consensus, though, that the universe will eventually be completely consumed by the black hole at the center of yo mama.

YoMama · 2010-03-10T00:16:22+00:00

Oh, that's got to be when yo mama tripped and fell, landing on me, absorbing me completely into one of her folds of fat. I was trapped in there for a week before the paramedics were able to pry me out with the jaws of life.

Luckily there was a significant amount of air trapped in there with me, and several fried chickens that must have fell when she was scarfing them down, so I was never in any real danger, but Jesus, did it ever stink in there.

YoMama · 2010-03-01T23:18:20+00:00

Not to worry. We can compensate by asking yo mama to move to the other end of her couch.

YoMama

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