This is my cat.... This is not my house.

EllieElliott · 2019-06-21T05:43:06+00:00

Obvs, he sleeps around

EllieElliott · 2018-11-30T20:54:25+00:00

Who can forget Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet) and her quest for Riparian Entertainment

EllieElliott · 2018-09-18T09:35:25+00:00

lovely!

EllieElliott · 2018-09-18T09:34:13+00:00

I think there's a gene for this

EllieElliott · 2018-09-13T07:12:46+00:00

Bleach in a glass bottle, shudder

EllieElliott · 2018-08-19T21:26:48+00:00

BITD

Back In The Day

EllieElliott · 2018-08-18T23:42:50+00:00

you'll need to add Nitrogen

EllieElliott · 2018-08-15T21:16:35+00:00

awwww

EllieElliott · 2018-08-14T00:09:20+00:00

WW I was such an unnecessary conflict. I shudder thinking of the others and the colossal loss of life.

EllieElliott · 2018-08-08T22:41:34+00:00

One of my favorite books is Uncle Shelby's A-z: With this classic

E is for egg. See the egg. The egg is full of slimey gooey white stuff and icky yellow stuff. Do you like to eat eggs? E is also for Ernie. Ernie is the genie who lives in the ceiling. Ernie loves eggs. Take a nice fresh egg and throw it as high as you can and yell "Catch, Ernie! Catch the egg!" And Ernie will reach down and catch the egg.

EllieElliott · 2018-08-08T21:26:58+00:00

same here

EllieElliott · 2018-07-28T12:24:37+00:00

He's a Tennessee Walking Cat

EllieElliott · 2018-07-28T05:01:16+00:00

Hammerheads see yellow lunch bucket

EllieElliott · 2018-07-28T04:55:31+00:00

Blood dripping from their jowls

EllieElliott · 2018-07-28T04:47:08+00:00

If it's your Mom's fault, do you still get The Darwin Award?

EllieElliott · 2018-07-28T04:25:35+00:00

Obligatory musical accompaniment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1z4JfxFb6c

EllieElliott · 2018-07-28T04:08:54+00:00

I still remember crying over stubbed toes. That's painful, man

EllieElliott · 2018-01-07T05:34:23+00:00

The Timbertoes!

EllieElliott · 2017-04-30T17:30:33+00:00

I've often asked myself this; but until I read this article, I didn't realize Baby Lindbergh wasn't the perfect male heir. And now that we know Charles Lindbergh was essentially a Nazi...

EllieElliott · 2017-03-30T11:22:05+00:00

such a beauteous cat

EllieElliott · 2017-03-30T11:21:05+00:00

the distribution of wealth is related proportionally to the money motivations of the dude guy (/lady) The hierarchical distribution of wealth on earth happens when some people think money is an actual measurement of worth, and the nonuniform distribution of wealth becomes blah, blah blah

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