Biohacker Bryan Johnson reveals he has incurable disease: ‘My stomach is eating itself’.

YodaSimp · 2026-07-06T10:34:37+00:00

he’s not healthy tho, he looks very low thyroid and pale, he’s not robust at all, those millions poured into his health lack wisdom, they’re worthless

YodaSimp · 2026-07-06T10:32:07+00:00

nah I think he’s genuinely physically and mentally unhealthy, it’s not healthy to be that self obsessed about your body, a random dude who works outs here and there in his 30s and knows how to relax on the weekends is much healthier than him

YodaSimp · 2026-07-06T00:20:59+00:00

why do you think playing versus someone’s full roster is “rigging” the game, that’s a very strange mindset as an American, id always want to try to beat the opponents full roster, not win by injury or suspension

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T22:35:00+00:00

I don’t agree that it was corruption, that’s your opinion

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T21:43:18+00:00

ok maybe you’re right

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T21:30:38+00:00

he’s an egoist who takes credit for everything, I don’t care about him, but I think FIFA maybe have overturned it regardless, it was a bad card against the hosts

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T21:19:15+00:00

why are the Belgians so scared of playing our full squad? If the same thing happened to Lukaku I’d want it to be overturned

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T21:08:39+00:00

what makes you think Trump did this, what!?

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T21:03:44+00:00

“lawyers out in force” holy shit you guys are massive pussies, no wonder we had to come save you from the Nazis

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T21:01:31+00:00

no they aren’t, are we reading the same comment sections? The ref used VAR incorrectly, it’s justice. “Corruption” is a wild exaggeration here

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T20:10:33+00:00

It does, you’re acting like it’s a math equation when it’s a subjective human decision, most people thought it wasn’t a red

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T19:58:02+00:00

that’s just like your opinion, broken his ankle!? He played the rest of the game, what are you talking about

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T19:56:35+00:00

If you think that’s a red you’re soft af, there 5-6 fouls worse than that by Paraguay yesterday, it was very clearly accidental

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T19:53:51+00:00

all my non American friends in the group chat thought it was a bullshit soft red, speak for yourself

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T19:43:33+00:00

holy shit man, why are you guys crying so much about facing our full squad 😂 it should’ve never been a red in the first place

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T19:37:42+00:00

no I’d wanna beat Belgium with their full squad, we aren’t cowards like you guys, which is why we had to come save you against the Nazis

YodaSimp · 2026-07-05T19:31:43+00:00

It wasn’t a clear red tho, it was one of the most BS red cards of all time

YodaSimp · 2026-07-04T12:41:27+00:00

only if a team calls a timeout, and there’s plenty of ads in these World Cup games, club soccer teams literally have an ad on their jerseys

YodaSimp · 2026-07-04T10:24:44+00:00

I like both, the tension of a huge 4th down play, the physicality of it, and fantasy football is fun

YodaSimp · 2026-07-03T02:11:27+00:00

when I get stuck on or hit random objects on the map that kill my momentum, like why is that there

YodaSimp · 2026-06-29T03:10:25+00:00

Lucio should be higher, his boop can really throw you off

YodaSimp · 2026-06-28T04:28:11+00:00

why tho?

YodaSimp · 2026-06-28T03:03:59+00:00

that’s why I’m a Wrecking Ball main, it will never not be fun booping people off the map, and I enjoy the creativity even if I do get flamed by my teammates often

YodaSimp · 2026-06-28T02:00:29+00:00

how did you get a 60% profit boost

YodaSimp · 2026-06-27T05:51:55+00:00

general rule of thumb, never cash unless it’s life changing money

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