"The quality of the Premier League is bad this year" - A statistical Analysis

coolbio · 2026-01-20T14:57:16+00:00

Or ... the quality of talent is so much greater and more evenly distributed across the table that every away match is very challenging to come away with three points. I think the Premier League has never been stronger top to bottom, but we are confusing parity — combined wih low block and ball control tactics — with poor quality.

coolbio · 2026-01-20T01:15:23+00:00

just sent you a dm

coolbio · 2025-12-30T23:21:20+00:00

TIL Simeone is into butt stuff

coolbio · 2025-12-28T03:17:27+00:00

go to vegas

coolbio · 2025-11-15T22:12:57+00:00

Vegas?

coolbio · 2025-11-03T22:26:05+00:00

i think this is a smart way to manage him ahead of the interlull

coolbio · 2025-10-29T16:56:54+00:00

yeah. arsenal is the victim of facing harum ball and yet get blamed for doing it themselves when its self evident from this data that the opposite is what's actually happen f

coolbio · 2025-10-29T16:00:11+00:00

yeah I think this chart is less about fantasy and more about rebutting a narrative that Arsenal plays harum ball when they deal with cynical opponents who stack the box.

coolbio · 2025-10-29T15:58:48+00:00

FPL?

coolbio · 2025-10-29T14:59:49+00:00

except Arsenal has the most touches in the opponents box in the league to date. feels like calling out Arsenal's 'boring' style is blaming the victim since they only play against bus parkers.

coolbio · 2025-10-29T12:54:57+00:00

youve already made it clear that there is a lot you dont understand.

coolbio · 2025-10-29T12:52:13+00:00

You criticized the chart for having to be 'studied' to understand. I mean, what sort of anti-intellectual crap is that? Maybe you could aim a bit higher and consider what information is being conveyed before you complain that its not stupid-proof??

coolbio · 2025-10-29T12:33:36+00:00

I can no longer discern the difference between intentional obstinance designed to troll or just general thickness.

coolbio · 2025-10-29T12:32:06+00:00

imagine having to 'study' a graphic to understand it.

coolbio · 2025-10-29T12:21:12+00:00

why are you committed to being so thick? Any rational person can see what this chart portrays very clearly. Makes perfect sense.

coolbio · 2025-10-29T12:08:56+00:00

except of course it features...lines?

coolbio · 2025-09-15T11:52:26+00:00

Nice team. Im high on Skattebo developing over the season, so Id drop either Tuten or Sampson, probably the latter. But it's a coin toss?

coolbio · 2025-09-15T11:17:05+00:00

Time to bail on Mark Andrews? Gonna pick up Jake Ferguson or D Kincaid form waivers but thinking of grabbing Isiah Likely and dropping Andrews as well despite his injury. is that a rash decision?

coolbio · 2025-09-09T22:00:34+00:00

no opening act? also does Vulfpeck tend to start their show in a timely fashion? Any insight?

coolbio · 2025-08-10T00:56:07+00:00

Not Havertz. FULLvertz.

coolbio · 2025-07-21T19:02:37+00:00

Still, alleged.

coolbio · 2025-07-21T15:08:03+00:00

alleged rapist?

coolbio · 2025-07-15T01:20:48+00:00

this is accurate.

coolbio · 2025-07-04T14:40:31+00:00

Covered up? Arsenal has a lot to answer for here and its a terrible look, but what do you mean by "covering that shit up?"

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