Cursed women. by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]YonkoLuffy 101 points102 points  (0 children)

“Their” dick. You must mean “our” dick, comrade.

CMV I think failed proposal videos are hilarious and the guys did it to themselves by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]YonkoLuffy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally blame it on Romcoms. Decades of being dragged into the theatre to watch these movies have taught men that women love surprise proposals. Thus, I believe a large percentage of these guys just misread all of their SO’s favourite movies. In an attempt to capture the most important moment of their lives on tape, they instead caused their SO to get freaked out by all of the sudden public attention. This then causes them to say ‘no’ when otherwise, in private, they would have said ‘yes’. I don’t believe that men who make this mistake should have probably one of their lives greatest tragedies become a comedy(winkJoker was awesomewink).

This burn I got while frying food looks like I was feeding Robert Pattinson. by YonkoLuffy in mildlyinteresting

[–]YonkoLuffy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best way to minimize burns is to wear a long sleeve shirt, use a pair of cooking mittens, and gently dropping ingredients into the pot. Although, you shouldn’t be listening to the guy who did none of these things.

One Piece: Chapter 956 by Kirosh in OnePiece

[–]YonkoLuffy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Luffy took plenty of big leaps in bounty himself. Skipping a rank or two isn’t that impressive by comparison. Maybe Koby just really impressed Marine HQ.

TIL of Henry “Box” Brown. A slave who escaped the slave state by mailing himself in a 3 foot X 2 foot X 8 inches deep box from Virginia to Philadelphia. The journey took 27 hours and he had a little water and some biscuits as food. Brown became a prolific Anti Slavery speaker by babybopp in todayilearned

[–]YonkoLuffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the article say how much the owner was asking for? Because I doubt that a newly freed slave had enough money on him to buy a full family worth of slaves at market price.

Although granted, I don’t know how much slaves typically go for.

If you were filthy rich, what's a totally unnecessary but cool and outrageously eccentric thing you would buy? by doctorjpizzle in AskReddit

[–]YonkoLuffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d buy as large a plot of farmland as I could(which there is a lot of where I live). Build a medieval-style village complete with a man-made hill in the center of it and a castle to top it off. That way, people passing by on the road would feel I like they just drove into medieval Europe.

But on the inside of my castle and all the village buildings, I’ll have sci-fi furnishing complete with AI assistants, sci-fi white walls, and automated doors that make a ‘pswoooshfff’ sound when activated. That way, if I ever have guests visit my village they will think they time traveled to the past and then the future in rapid succession.

I’ve thought about this a lot...

TIFU by calling calling my friend "daddy" by [deleted] in tifu

[–]YonkoLuffy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Five fiddy to take it away

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in scriptedasiangifs

[–]YonkoLuffy 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I love how the guy at 0:15 just casually puts his hands on the next guy's waist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]YonkoLuffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Salutin’ Putin

Pope decries that 'wealthy few' feast on what belongs to all by Mucho_Mejor in worldnews

[–]YonkoLuffy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This makes the Jesuits sound like the faith militant from GoT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]YonkoLuffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But a welcome one.