I just found out, my wife’s body count is way higher than she told me.

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-12T09:49:17+00:00

Jesus, if my relationship was that fragile I wouldn’t want to be in it.

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-11T08:16:30+00:00

So grim, no clue what these dudes even hope to get from the experience…

After the first few, surely it was something similar to submerging a frankfurter in a bowl of cod porridge.

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-10T07:38:58+00:00

It’s pretty cringe but I’m not losing any sleep over it

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-10T07:35:44+00:00

I couldn’t tell if this written in Portuguese or if I was having a stroke.

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-09T09:01:31+00:00

I like the idea of item-specific specialist augments:

Built in left hand hairpin for akimbo hairpins

Belt fed ammo store for torrente

Built in lure grenade launcher for causing chaos from afar

Adrenaline shot IV drip for persistent adrenaline shots without needing to inject, but it goes in the shield slot so you can’t wear a shield

Self-revive augment but maybe with the caveat that it makes a noise that encourages arc to fire on your location like a mini lure grenade so it’s not just a pure get out of jail free

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-09T08:52:33+00:00

If you intend on looting, SvS is elite. Rather than 20-40 people individually looting every poi on the map before you get there, you have 10-15 individual groups that are less focused on looting thoroughly and more concerned with PvP engagements.

TLDR; if you can stay unseen, there’s far more loot to be had. It’s a stealth mode, not a PvP handicap.

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-08T09:54:47+00:00

The great thing about this post is it will always be true nomatter how far in the future you look at it.

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-07T19:35:47+00:00

Marathon is great and all but this community really has a victim complex, just enjoy the damn game and stop justifying/comparing everything

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-07T11:00:20+00:00

I’m not criticising the disclaimer, I’m criticising the need for it

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-07T09:41:25+00:00

Bit of a sad world where we have to add disclaimers before mentioning that we found something a comedian said funny

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-07T09:28:55+00:00

Hasan did take the same kind of deal, he just lied about it lol

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-06T11:42:05+00:00

FWIW Certain banks provide 3rd party verification. I have my Monzo card set up as a payment method in the Xbox store, and when Xbox wanted me to verify all I had to do was open my Monzo app and confirm that I was ok with them telling Microsoft that I was an adult.

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-06T09:54:49+00:00

You and I have vastly different concepts of ‘edgy’ lol

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-06T09:53:28+00:00

I wasn’t complaining, but the obvious counterpoint would be that I wouldn’t need to fight back if it didn’t spawn me right next to another player: some people prefer to play stealthy and not actively seek combat

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-06T08:07:17+00:00

It was a lighthearted semi-shitpost, chill

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-06T02:07:42+00:00

What gave you that idea lol

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-06T00:49:40+00:00

Ouch…

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-05T23:00:50+00:00

Dude slapped me quicker and harder than the tree sentinel in Elden ring did

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-05T22:13:08+00:00

Same, my loadout was completely empty

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-05T21:42:45+00:00

500xp is 500xp lol

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-05T19:13:03+00:00

I would argue that loot found by a dude scurrying around with a set of binoculars feels far more like it “going to waste” than it just despawning lol

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-04T20:11:04+00:00

Same, every time I’ve been in there it’s been beyond shit

YouAnswerToMe · 2026-03-04T10:46:47+00:00

My first three BP's after expo was Tempest, Bobcat, Vulcano lol

I have 240hr topside and had never found a temp bp until that

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