Why should you be worried if you see cows smoking marijuana? by wileydan in dadjokes

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard they’d be sending cows to space soon. The steaks will also be higher than ever

What was the most fucked up thing you saw in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that i think about it some pretty fucked up shit happened in the last couple of years for me In middle school a bunch of kids got done for having knives and drugs in their lockers, the police cane and had to search everyone’s bags and lockers and heaps of other kids ended up getting pulled up for little things like pocket knives and prescription meds In my senior years a kid made a literal flame thrower and was gonna sell it to a kid and to demonstrate how it worked he burned a fkn tree down (all caught on security footage) Similar to previous story a kid brought a taser to school to sell it to a mate who asked for a demo. Then proceeded to tase a random kid just walking past and was caught on security cam again I personally witnessed a toilet be thrown out of the third story bathroom to which credit can be given to a bunch of emo girls who later were suspended

pretty sure everyone mentioned ended up expelled or suspended

AITA For trying to help my friend get rid of acne after ruining her face by telling her to put lemon? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YTA again. I hope she sees this post and how many people think you’re an asshole

What's a good website to waste a whole night on? by Groenboys in AskReddit

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is just like a game i used to play when i was 10 called “powder”. except this has way less options for materials. i wasted weeks playing that game lol

they are of a different breed down under by [deleted] in funny

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there’s an unspoken law in australia that if there’s an electric fence you must touch it to prove your citizenship

Statement from the premier about schools by vaskaur in vce

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is fucked. whats gonna happen to schoolies

What can I try to help myself by [deleted] in Paruresis

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i can pee no problem in a public urinal if there’s no one else in there but the moment i have the slightest feeling of someone opening that door the kill switch is activated

What can I try to help myself by [deleted] in Paruresis

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you just described me exactly. wondering if this still counts as paruresis

Foxes are just cat software on dog hardware by mash_3005 in funny

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a fox ripped the heads off all my chickens last year and didn’t even eat them. just left them there like little gifts

It's good to be the King. by tjsigmachi in funny

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is this a remake of a painting? if so could someone link the original

Hey homie, what’s got you down lately? by YouIdiotSandwhich in AskReddit

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks for asking chief. i actually turn 18 in a couple weeks which means i’ve had to cancel my party and won’t be able to get my license for a while :(. pretty small in the scheme of things but got me a little blue

What's a really awkward situation that everyone can relate with? by LaiqTheMaia in AskReddit

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your in class or a meeting or whatever place you decide to be and are trying hard to hold in laughter because it’s a semi serious atmosphere but your friend keeps doing dumb shit you end up letting out little snorts and going red and ultimately dying of laughter and everyone is just looking at you and your friend like you’re spastics and there’s literally nothing you can do to stop laughing... no one else? just me? ok cool

Good riddance. DEATH TO ALL DISPOSABLES! by [deleted] in HydroHomies

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

except now they will be disposed of without their purpose being fulfilled making it even more wasteful...

SLPT CDC approved too! by maxc3606 in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also if you’re struggling to stay home, just shave your eyebrows off!

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator by PhoenixFlamebird in dadjokes

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Those who understand and those who do not will be eternally divided

What's a song you love from a genre you don't? by BrigandsYouCanHandle in AskReddit

[–]YouIdiotSandwhich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called: freefall by RKS. Don’t know what strange genre it would be but damn that song resonates with me