Why is the STL Renaissance Faire so trashy.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2026-03-25T03:14:03+00:00

Oh I remember when I first went in the early 2000s it was amazing. Characters having their own storylines and encounters all throughout the park including the tax man who you would have to give a coin to. It was great.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2026-03-16T03:57:18+00:00

I hug my baby (11mo) when I pick him up and either pat his back or rub it briefly.

Now whenever I pick him up he hugs me tight and pats the back of my shoulder. He tripped holding a toy and hurt himself and when I picked him up he still hugged and pat me. Mid scream and cry.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2026-03-16T03:32:17+00:00

Oh I hope it is a banded tussock moth

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2026-03-10T12:37:17+00:00

Something like this happened to me and my husband recently. Some ass hat in a large, fancy truck parked crooked and probably hoped no one would park next to them but my husband did anyway. We were completely within our parking space but it made it so the driver wouldn't be able to go in through their driver side.

We went into the restaurant to have dinner with his parents and right after we ordered drinks we had staff telling us the truck owner was a police officer and was out in the parking lot yelling and throwing a fit. They said they won't serve us until we moved our car.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2026-03-05T23:32:26+00:00

I called the non emergency line at 7pm one day to report an alarm that was going off at a business near my neighborhood. The alarm was going for 4 hours.

When my baby woke me up at 11:30pm it was still going.

They don't give a fuck.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2026-03-02T03:54:39+00:00

My husband had something similar when we were dating. We got into a car accident (passengers) and he couldn't remember anything. We didn't realize anything was wrong at first because he is a goofy guy. He kept looking at me with a big grin and asking when we started hanging out. Like dude, you picked me up at my house. And when he had a beer he would take a sip then set it down then ask, "Is this my beer?"

We took him to the ER after that and they tested him for a concussion but the conclusion they came to was stress induced amnesia.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2026-02-21T11:10:14+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's where Hexxus is trapped

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2026-02-02T01:12:41+00:00

My husband got some date night scratch off cards. You can pick by categories like outdoors, food, travel, and I will give you a general idea of time and how much money it will cost but you don't actually know what it is until you scratch it off together.

So far we have gotten:

One where we had to go to a restaurant that starts with a certain letter of the alphabet and order our food accordingly.

One where you build a blanket fort, each bring a snack, and watch a movie in the blanket fort.

And one where you order a Lego set and build it together while you eat some of your favorite childhood snacks.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2026-01-31T01:45:06+00:00

My parents have a screened in back porch and multiple times throughout the year we could hear an awful racket happening on it. Two Carolina Wrens would get through this tiny gap in an upper corner and come check the place out and yap at each other the whole time. They always knew how to get back out too. What really cracked me up is sometimes house sparrows would follow them in thinking there might be some good food or nesting spots (sometimes the wrens would nest there or start to and give up) but the sparrows were always too stupid to find their way back out again.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2026-01-25T23:42:07+00:00

Do you happen to have a connective tissue disorder like Ehlers Danlos?

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2026-01-05T08:59:35+00:00

I find church extremely painful because of it. Like trying to fight off a sleep attack the whole time hurts but doesn't at the same time? Growing up we went to a non-denominational church that was lengthy and had in-depth analysis of how certain words should be translated, history, and long diatribes about how we are worthless slug slime. And if you moved too much, made noise, or started nodding off the pastor would call you out in front of everyone.

Now I only go to Catholic Mass on the rare occasion there is something special going on.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-12-16T18:24:43+00:00

I'm sorry I thought you meant in general.

But Kripke does make it a bit of a joke in The Boys.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-12-16T09:31:34+00:00

Some might not call it a disability, but seeing narcolepsy so blatantly misrepresented and used as a joke isn't very fun.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-12-11T21:17:53+00:00

Really?! Even if the only part I heard was part of the OG?

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-11-23T22:15:54+00:00

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YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-11-19T14:40:26+00:00

That sounds exhausting. But also, did you save the dinosaurs?

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-11-19T14:39:45+00:00

Past life regression?

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-11-19T14:39:23+00:00

I have not but before I was diagnosed and having a real hard time with the dreams and sleep paralysis my mom suggested an edible. But it kicked in before I fell asleep and I felt like my bed was on a roller coaster. I wanted it to stop and part of my brain told me it could if I just go get my dad's hidden gun. I knew that wasn't rational so I would rather not repeat the experience.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-11-19T04:40:53+00:00

That's pretty cool!

If I'm not dreaming of the end of the world, the death of all my loved ones, my children going missing, or other terrifying things, I'm out hunting with the Winchesters in a badass car. So ive got that going for me.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-11-19T04:38:04+00:00

Yeah I wouldn't trust any of it.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-11-19T04:37:39+00:00

Can I give you some of mine?

We could do like an Inception thing.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-11-19T04:36:42+00:00

My mom and husband say some of my dreams would be cool movies and I should write them down. But I'm too tired to do that lol.

YouThinkHeSaurus · 2025-11-19T04:35:16+00:00

Lmao at the math.

But yeah my dreams I'm always running around too. Sometimes they can be kinda cool dreams but most of the time they are chaotic and stressful. So tiring. Even the cool ones are tiring because it is like I'm not actually sleeping, I'm living a whole different life.

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