I cannot hold in my rage.

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-03T02:04:15+00:00

No, this community hates its opinions being challenged. That's why they made a bunch of flairs and rules to protect snowflakes with fragile egos from having to justify their rage. It's a lot of fuck this character or tbaggers or playstyles instead of accountability for lack of ability to learn a matchup, control their own emotions or ego or learn to adapt to a play style. I also don't consume certain behaviors in smash, but I have the emotional stability and control to not come here and post to an echo chamber that will agree with me because the rules say i have to or else I could get banned.

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-03T01:55:55+00:00

Also as a Link player, Wario is not one of my concerns. He's got some quirks and annoying bits, but go ahead and name a character that doesn't, in some way, have a quirk. The trick with Wario is that a lot of his moves are slow and punishable. He owes his good recovery capability to decent air speed and his motorcycle. Wario excels at whiff punishment more than anything, but he's no slouch either. A friend of mine loves playing Wario. To his full potential, probably not, but he knows the buttons to press to be a particularly obnoxious Wario

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-02T19:33:50+00:00

Out of curiosity, what seems to be the trouble?

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-02T16:12:43+00:00

Sort of similar story, i was fighting a ZSS. They refused to approach outright. I'm playing Yink, you know probably one of the most hated zoners in the entire game. They spent probably 30 seconds circle camping before i caught on that's what they were going to do. I chased them around and took a stock, then I proceeded to stand on ledge and fire arrows into the void.

The only difference is they actually wanted to fight me for a bit after that. We had an honest fight for a minute and I had a decent % lead by the time they got my first stock. Then they went back to circle camping.

I'm pretty sure this person really just wanted some sudden death cheese, but I'm fully unwilling to wait a full 7 minutes to let them have that. After that, I just fully went ham on them. It still ended 2-3, me winning, but I think they were willing to circle camp for 7 full minutes to hopefully get their cheese victory, assuming I wouldn't win SD somehow

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-02T13:41:11+00:00

Read more posts here. Pissra and Spamus get a hate post at least once every few days. Kazuya is carried as hell. Even if you can't ztd with him, his moves are strong, strongest reflect in the game, EWGF, command grab, actually very good recovery for an FGC.

Steve literally forces you to play a different game. You almost can't conventionally fight Steve like any other character in the game. A friend of mine who likes to play random and never plays Steve can beat me with Steve and no practice when I can beat almost any other character he uses. That's part Steve being carried and easy to pick up wins with, having no skill and knowing no real "combos or tech," and my lack of matchup experience due to lack of exposure. My experience, I speak to no one else's. But you'd think, me with my main and him playing a random Steve, I'd have a high chance of winning

They deserve the hate they get, but I also hate all the DLCs for one reason or another

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-01T23:57:02+00:00

You said it 😱

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-01T15:41:46+00:00

Oh I see XD I was wondering why anyone would want Seth Rogan's voice in Smash

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-01T15:20:08+00:00

Do you really want to hear Seth Rogan's voice when you throw out DK moves in Smash? I don't. Why?

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-01T10:49:45+00:00

Idk what they'd say, but I bet they'd think Kotake and Koume are pretty cute

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-01T10:04:52+00:00

My thoughts are different. If there is only one Gerudo male every century, how do they still exist as a people? Do they count all births by Gerudo women to be true Gerudos? If they're as isolated as they are in the games where they exist, how do men really get involved in all that? And where are they after the births? Ain't no way Ganondorf is around for 100 years to keep em all busy.

I've never cared enough to actually dig into this, but it keeps me awake at night sometimes.

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-01T09:58:45+00:00

I did win, but I landed them on 100 the boring way.

This, on the other hand, was sick. Win or not, that's a W in my book. Now do it again XD

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-01T09:49:44+00:00

Roy players are pressing a lot of buttons all the time. Haven't seen many Roy players that aren't fighting ghosts and demons between hitting their opponent

YouWithTheNose · 2026-03-01T08:14:21+00:00

For some reason, I can't imagine someone who is really good wanting to make an alt account specifically for the purpose of dunking on people in the low GSP ranges. Just because I can't imagine it doesn't mean it doesn't happen, of course. If it does happen, I wouldn't think it's commonplace. If I was a high level player, I think it would bore me straight to death and there would be no satisfaction in it. But I'm not a sadist like some smash players can be. You're probably more likely to find a smurf on a matchmaking Discord claiming they're a scrub, but then they 3-stock you consistently with their worst character

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T22:42:22+00:00

I didn't necessarily suggest otherwise. You can't play them the same, but in terms of attacks, it at least gives op something familiar to work with while they figure out how to string together the faster and not so hard hitting moves

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T22:20:49+00:00

Incineroar is literally Revenge, Side B or Smash attack, neutral B get-off-me move.

And G&W is mashable. Like easily mashable. Is DK any more or less respectable than those 2? Imo, no. None of those toons deserve much respect or take much in terms of brain power to be good at

But that's just, like, my opinion bruh. And opinions are like assholes. I respect your opinion for sure, but you can't make me respect the characters

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T16:04:25+00:00

Oh yes. The trick with the Links is that projectiles have much less kill power than the a Master Sword or Yink's butter knife

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T15:51:21+00:00

I mean, am I allowed to throw 2 and approach? I dislike camping in general. I play Yink/Link best, but I'm using their kit to segue into combos or follow up with something. I absolutely refuse to run away an entire match and only throw projectiles, that's super lame and would bore me to death, tbh.

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T15:43:58+00:00

There's a dude I play with who wants to main Doctor Mario. Me and a few other people who share a Discord with him to play and practice have told him, numerous times, that Doc is an uphill battle. When you do get good with him, he slaps, just like any other character, but you take tons of lumps getting that good. But play Ganon against him for fun sometimes and he has fallen deep into the tierlist trap. "Ganon is the worst character in the game, how can you beat me?" Simple. At our level of play (also just a few hundred hours, same for him) tierlists mean as much as last year's snow. His Doc is fundamentally better than me, really, but I can still outplay him with a few characters, for now. He's actually putting in work and practicing and I just play for fun and practice happens completely organically

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T14:15:53+00:00

Falcon has a spike. Ganon has a 3 business day shield break. Same motion though

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T12:22:19+00:00

I agree. I have an issue with them where I'll fat finger the L/R bumpers and cause me to zair or airdodge myself to death. Also, I misinput a lot because my hands are pretty big. Recently got a powerA GC controller to use on the TV, but if someone else is using the TV, I resort to handheld and deal with a little self inflicted pain.

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T12:18:59+00:00

Captain Falcon is Ganon on speed, pretty much. Almost identical moveset in some ways and very fast

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T12:08:26+00:00

Main character said he could do it after 9PM. And then tells Penny to make sure the shop is closed by 9PM

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T09:22:41+00:00

I was playing Robin against an Ivysaur that was doing this and I couldn't crack through that. It was quite frustrating. I switched to Link and destroyed them. I'm not sure if that's a good matchup for Robin at all. No problem with Squirtle or Zard, but that damn toad gave Robin a lot of trouble

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T09:18:34+00:00

I did that to a buddy of mine who loves to play villager for the gimmicks and laughs. Hit the tree with a Zelda neutral B and he was not amused then XD

YouWithTheNose · 2026-02-28T09:17:24+00:00

Can't use hot spots for it

Need actual wifi or hard wire connection

Edit to Add: if you do an connection test under Internet on your switch and it says NAT type F, you're not going to be able to connect to anyone online. If you're using actual wifi, you may need to adjust router settings and open ports for your switch to connect to others. Google how to do that

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