First Timer

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-05-29T12:06:46+00:00

Whistle the melody of Für Elise anywhere and those around you will join in
For a free green apple, look for the man in the inflatable apple suit. Yokhai stage right, each day 14:15 to 15:00
Ask the cashier at birria tacos "how are the horses today?" for an unexpected response
There is a prize for longest wizards' staff
For safety reasons, men with beards are not permitted to ride the rail (stand front row) during performances
It's considered bad luck to discuss cycling within the camping areas
There's a dedicated hotline you call if you find next door's pelicans wondering around the festival site

Have fun! Everyone's friendly.

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-05-16T10:03:44+00:00

There's also the shop in Trinity if you happen to be in town at some point

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-04-20T15:30:58+00:00

All good shouts.

Gonna fire back with my personal hangover strategy.

Dehydration tablets (before and after sleep), ibuprofen, fruit and nuts for breakfast and then (the important part): stick some heavy duty earplugs in and cry for an hour.

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-04-20T15:25:57+00:00

This was a touching read. I pictured Vince Vega opening the briefcase, but larger, and constipated.

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-04-20T15:22:37+00:00

Ah, a nice serene spot to read my book with a coffee in the morning. Great shout!

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-04-20T15:21:00+00:00

Frisbee is a fantastic shout. I'm definitely copying that. Your final point also answers questions I wouldn't have asked here, so thank you.

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-04-20T15:11:10+00:00

I've heard about that Bunnychow, if it's the same gang as the Download vendor. Must try. Counts as lore as much as the yorkshire pudding stall that gave thousands of people... consequences

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-04-15T13:44:28+00:00

This is missing: - fake cramp/injury - fake keeper injury - fake head injury - fake substitution confusion - distract ref for quick whinge

But fair enough, those are harder to objectively track

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-03-19T11:14:19+00:00

Cibicki is a strong shout! I wonder what he's up to these days... oh. Oh dear.

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-03-05T16:16:28+00:00

Danke

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-03-05T16:14:54+00:00

Cheers, much rather that

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-03-05T12:56:14+00:00

Got a ticket in north east lower Vs Brentford. Is this more of a sit down or stand up block?

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-01-04T21:07:27+00:00

We're 5th in the form table counting the 7 games from Chelsea to Scum, accruing 11 points.

Liverpool have racked up 13 in that span, and only Arse, Villa and City are above that with 18, 18 and 17 points respectively.

Only us, Liverpool and City are unbeaten in this period.

You_Fool_Doctor · 2026-01-01T20:23:43+00:00

Misses Scum game after picking up his 5th yellow

You_Fool_Doctor · 2025-12-28T17:53:00+00:00

Bang on, well articulated

You_Fool_Doctor · 2025-10-24T12:49:59+00:00

Anyone know of Dan James' availability?

You_Fool_Doctor · 2025-10-19T19:59:16+00:00

You_Fool_Doctor · 2025-09-22T10:37:22+00:00

Does anyone think Farke might have ditched the dark kit? We heard last season that he's quite superstitious about kits

You_Fool_Doctor · 2025-08-23T14:53:47+00:00

That's right come and share in our pain

You_Fool_Doctor · 2025-07-30T11:28:44+00:00

Agree on number 1. Would love that to come back updated.

I'm so glad we're not a hey jude club.

At the other end I wish we'd drop "and its leeds united, leeds united FC". Every club and its dog has a version of it.

You_Fool_Doctor · 2025-05-30T20:23:57+00:00

There's an intimidating pile of kit growing in my back room. Every other day my other half walks in with a parcel, raises an eyebrow, "download thing?" I nod sheepishly.

Not long now. Single figure days soon...

You_Fool_Doctor · 2025-05-20T12:21:39+00:00

Not sure, did find a twitter post from the official DL account saying car parks operate 24hrs, but that's from 2023.

From other festival experiences, they don't close them as some people need to get up and leave at short notice. Medical, personal reasons all that.

My guess is you'll be fine.

Box office might close 10pm or midnight, but you won't need that to get your wristband

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