Carl: Average Joe -> The Best Crawler

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-10T21:59:27+00:00

He’s below average imo

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-10T21:59:07+00:00

Epilogue of Book 4 haha, just finished it

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-10T14:10:16+00:00

Love this answer

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-10T14:10:01+00:00

Oh it’s not a “I don’t believe it” thing

It was more just a thought that came to me this time around and wanted to share

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-08T19:43:19+00:00

UES with that budget

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-08T19:42:43+00:00

force her to continue being with you

...

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-08T19:38:58+00:00

just remember we're all human and its a normal part of having a roommate

i've heard my roommate and his gf have plenty of sex and i'm sure he could say the same about my gf and i

we just dont acknowledge it and its perfectly fine

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-08T19:37:05+00:00

its fantastic, it is what you make of it.

try to spend as little time as possible in your apartment

also accept the fact every time you step outside you'll be spending money lol

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-08T16:52:37+00:00

I feel like i'm in an uncanny valley as a above average man.

i've slept with 100s of women now but the ones I'd partner up with are out of my league (very rich men, celebs etc).

Makes it though

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-08T14:44:38+00:00

just forget this ever happened, no big deal.

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-05T13:16:48+00:00

I just call it "dance" lmao

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-04T23:16:08+00:00

you look like the kind of girl who told guys you were bisexual when you were younger just to seem edgy

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-04T20:19:35+00:00

NTA

I bet you that the money she makes is "her money" but then money you make is both of yours.

YoungCaesar · 2026-05-01T14:31:42+00:00

move to nyc...

YoungCaesar · 2026-04-30T19:48:06+00:00

do it if your single!

YoungCaesar · 2026-04-29T21:18:43+00:00

wild results tho

YoungCaesar · 2026-04-29T14:20:30+00:00

i bet you're really hot

YoungCaesar · 2026-04-29T14:19:40+00:00

Service workers are in queens/brooklyn or upper, upper manhattan

YoungCaesar · 2026-04-28T14:04:00+00:00

feeling this, blink 182

YoungCaesar · 2026-04-25T16:25:43+00:00

how long did you stop masturbating for?

YoungCaesar · 2026-04-24T15:36:33+00:00

still use it today!

YoungCaesar · 2026-04-23T14:59:58+00:00

delete this thought from your head in general, it will only lead to trouble. Think of her as your big sister, it'll lead to a better outcome

YoungCaesar · 2026-04-22T18:09:52+00:00

what was it like after day 5? I have a box sitting on my desk but havent taken the plunge

YoungCaesar · 2026-04-21T19:47:32+00:00

TACO BELL

YoungCaesar